It has to be LeBron, he’s the most versatile player in history

12 Wembys is fucking insane 💀

Current: Wemby. All-time: prime LeBron.

How can anyone score… Like EVER on 5 Wembys who can go all out knowing there’s Wembysubs? Like that team might shut teams out completely.

12 KDs could do it if one KD convinced the other 11 KDs to play a team game

LeBron 2014-2018. Any other response is incorrect

Joe Ingles… and its not even close!!

12 Kobe’s still only gets you one Kobe 😂

all time? give me bam adebayo

LeBron is the easy answer. 12 Pippens would be really fucking good.

If you clone every nephew on r/nba, which nephew would make the best shitposter?

You said it yourself. Thread closed.

Side note: maybe curry and hope that he can outscore everyone

Larry Bird possibly. Has every skill imaginable, has size and strength not to get absolutely bullied, can read the game and has the motor, will power to battle in the paint if he needs to.

You could also get Wilt and just hope they could stop more opposing attacks than the amount of FTs they’d miss. Which, I mean, they definitely would.

Is this just Lebron bait lol….because there isnt anyone else in NBA history with his skills combined with his just sheer strength, power , skill, and height.

He is probably the only player who can confidently play 1-4 and be better than anyone and at worst loose out to the all star centers.

It’s a big wing that can play D. So it’s Bron, Kobe, Jordan, hell, even Pierce. Tatum would piss a lot of people off but it’s him too. Magic’s in there, Bird (who did make some all defense teams). I think you’ve gotta say KD. Giannis for sure. Dr J. Kawhi, TMac. Carmelo. Grant Hill.

If they all think the same then Jokic is actually the answer. He’d somehow end up with open layups on every single possession. 

12 Kevin Garnett

Don’t think it would be #1 but a full team of Scottie Barnes would be absolutely terrifying , how do you even score on that .

Wemby.  No passes. Just hand offs across the court and setting block records nightly 

Bron or Magic

There’s no sensible answer other than Bron.

I get the defense deficiencies, but how do you defend 12 Chef Currys?

They keep raining 3s from everywhere like nba jam

Prime LeBron. Each one only has to play 20 minutes, so they would be going HAM on defense and blitzing teams in transition. 

Easy Brian Scalabrine

Larry Bird. Big enough to scrap for rebounds (he averaged 10 for his career, even with 4 years of a very bad back), unstoppable shooting, unstoppable ball movement, great help defense, clutchness, toughness, dive-on-the-floor hustle, imagine 12 of him trash-talking the same opponent, and 89% FT shooter.

Weaknesses: The Larrys would probably get a lot of techs and ejections in today’s game. Not fast enough to handle elite slashing guards, but one of the Larrys would be in good position. Vulnerable to 7-footers who can shoot over him, but there are very few of these.

Avoid: Beer, especially lame beer, Laimbeer, Joe O’Toole, driveway work.

12x Luka would score a lot but also every single Luka clone would run to the ref if they didn’t get a call

Give me twelve muggsy bogues and I don’t give a fuck.

5 Patrick Williams

Watching 5 Magic’s or 5 Jokic’s would be amazing. Seeing their offensive brain power times 5 would break the game.

“O’Neil checked in for O’Neil. Shaq comes in for Shaq. And O’Neil subbed in for Shaq.”

Imagine all 12 Lukas complaining that would be hilarious

12 Wembys. Imagine.

Gimme 12 draymonds

Watch the world burn

12 Giannis >>> 12 wemby

Giannis. I think the physical dominance, passing, and ball handling make up for the 3pt shooting

5 Jokic’s would literally never fail to score on a possession and would win the war of attrition that way by just existing on defense lol 

Of current players. 

JT would be a good around option 

It’s not Curry, but imagine trying to chase 5 Stephs around the court lol

LeBron, Magic, and Oscar. Big “guards” who can handle, pass, shoot and defend.

Imagine 5 prime bron chasing one guy on fast break.

Give me 12 draymonds or Lu dorts. We may not win, but you’re not leaving happy

I counter with 10 Lu Dorts. Good luck.

Magic Johnson

JDub gets my pick. Was only just last season we had him playing the 5. He’s got the handle and the shooting and the defense.. y not dub?

12 Wilts would be insane. I feel like Wilt would respect the other Wilts but maybe they all want the ball and they steal each other’s rebounds so who knows

A roster of LeBron clones would be unstoppable

Give me Iguodala

Someone with more time than me please do this on 2k.

12x Earl Boykins

real question is where 5 ben simmons would rank on starting 5s of the same player

What are you gonna do against 5 Wembys, in all honestly.

Can 12 LeBrons best 12 micheal Jordan’s? Nah, I doubt it. The only team giving 12 Jordan’s a problem is probably 12 Wendy’s. The rest he would figure them out with time.

Wemby

Steph Curry- rain down 3s relentlessly

Joker

I’m taking 5 Rudy Goberts. Talk to a wall ✋

Give me 12 steven adams…. he’s getting a bucket every time down with the offensive boards ;)

Seriously though its got to be wemby. First thought was luka or jokic. But that height is just unbeatable

Prob not the answer, but Imagine 1 curry with the ball, and 4 more curries sprinting around the court

Probably doesn’t win but 12 Steph Currys is what I want to watch. No where on the court is safe from scoring.

12 Bams would score 996 points trust

Scottie Barnes

Honestly give me a mix of Lebron, some 1st stint Cavs, Heat Bron for the bigmen, 2nd stint Bron for the offensive mastery, and Lakers Bron for PG.

Give me 12 Currys, defense is not mandatory.

12 Bobans

12 Brons vs 12 Wembys is not close

Our Lord and Savior, Jaylen Wells.

Gotta b goran dragic for me

All Tatums unfortunately for y’all

12 Jokers would be insane. They’d so utterly control the ball the other team wouldn’t score 50 points.

Gordon Hayward, Hordon Gayward, Horgon Haybird, Jorgan Raybird, Jordan J-word, Gorgon Gaygird, Horjohn Jayjird, Gerger Jerger

For fun, Steph.

For bragging rights, gimme Hakeem.

Magic could dominate at every position - see 1980 NBA finals.

MJ obvs. It’s the same question.

Currently? Probably Scottie Barnes.

I have no idea how many games 12 Pete Maravich’s would win, but it would be absolutely fun as hell and probably score nearly every possession.  

Larry Bird is another pick if I’m going just for fun factor here.  

(LeBron, Hakeem, Tim Duncan or David Robinson seem the more obvious picks if your going for something as silly as “wins”)

If I can pick plaeyrs in their peak, the answer is Lebron.

If it’s players right now, the answer is Wemby. They’d literally have a defensive rating of like 50.

Game on the line? Igudala

Draymond Green

Bird or Magic. Either one would be able to guard 1-5 and they both had great shots and playmaking ability. I personally favour Bird but I’m not actually certain he would be better than Magic.

Are we taking only current players?

LeBron seems like a tough out.

Lebron but different versions of him.

Primarily 2018 Lebron with some 2013 Miami Bron as my bigs, 09 Bron as guard and one current Bron for my vet.

Lebron is a great answer but in a way I think 12 prime shaqs would be the most problematic to face. Can’t shoot threes and you just load the box but still.

Also I wanna see 12 Dennis Rodmans. Hardest working team ever just absolute psychos spitting blood after a 12-7 win at full time.

KDs

Seeing a lot of Wemby’s and LeBron’s. But 12x Jayson Tatum’s would be pretty unstoppable. Like prime Lebron, he’s shown he can guard 1-5. He’s the Celtics best rebounder and play maker.

12 prime Shaqs. He would overpower everyone easily whether it’s LeBron, and tall enough to counter Wemby. People forget how athletic Shaq was in his prime.

And basically every player would foul out playing against 12 Shaqs.

12 LeBron if you’re talking prime years. He’d probably have the best player at 4 of the 5 positions every night and he’d hold his own at center too.

the only functional team would be made of 5 versatile wings so you can get some degree of both rebounding and ball handlig

the alternative 5 center or 5 guard lineups would be too exploited by a real team, 5 guard lineup would never grab boards and suffer too much in mismatches, 5 center lineups could be easily defended by clogging the paint and pressuring the ballhandlers

Its Wemby. Keep the ball high, form a line from one end of the court to the other, and literally daisy chain the ball into the basket every play lol

Wemby easily

12 wembys no question. With 5 clones, I might choose other player but with 12, I wouldn’t even have to worry about injuries and his endurance. Fresh Wemby throughout the game would be unbeatable.

5 Wembys on the court could probably form a spider web to force a drive down the middle (3 second rule) and then just block everything.

Definitly not the best but the chaos 12 rodmans would create would be crazy entertaining

12 Tim Duncans, they score all always. Other teams score nothing always.

12 Wemby’s is a cheat mode. 

12 Jokers would excel due the staggering court vision and IQ. Similarly, 12 old man Lebrons would be just outside top 10 due to the basketball IQ and benefit of reduced minutes. 

12 CP3s would win some games by baiting opponents into double digit technicals lol. 

Everyone saying wemby but 5 shaqs on the court is unstoppable

How is it not 10 Lebrons

I know 12 wemby is the popular answer. But 12 prime Steph Curry would out score any one. 

all draymonds

I thought I was in r/NBA2k for a sec lol

12 Prime Magic Johnsons. Can truly play all 5 positions. And you’ll never see the ball as it flashes around the court.