Here are the top 10 centers you’ve faced at least 25 times. How would you rank them from the toughest cover to the easiest? And which one of them do you think is the most underrated?

Zaza Pachulia

Roy Hibbert

Al Horford

Marcin Gortat 

Anderson Varejão 

Dwight Howard  

Tyson Chandler 

Joakim Noah 

Brook Lopez 

Samuel Dalembert

In what ways did locker rooms, travel, and other amenities change and improve for the players over your 20 year career?

What was your favourite/the best shoe you played in?

Did Shaq ever do some wild hazing on you?

Since you played with the Heat for so long, you’ve had tons of different teammates, so which ones were your favorite ones, and do you have any funny stories involving them?

In 2014 finals, where you played the Spurs for the second time. Much has been talk about the ball-movement of that Spurs team. I wanna know how you see that series, especially as a vet in Miami.

1. Why do you think that Spurs team was so good? Anything we fans overlook?

2. How’s the morale/vibe of that Spurs team? Is there any different from last year (in 2013, where you win)

3. I’ve noticed you did bring some much needed energy whenever you stepped on the court in that series. How did you motivate your teammates when the Spurs seems overwhelming on both ends at times?

4. Is there anything you wanna share about that series, something that ordinary fans like us won’t notice?

Udonis Haslem played the role that every championship team needs but nobody wants to credit — the veteran who holds the culture together without needing the ball. Three championships alongside Wade and LeBron but his real contribution was the standard he set in practice and the way he held younger players accountable. The Heat culture that everyone now copies and studies does not exist without that locker room presence. What question would you most want to ask him about those championship runs?

Hi Udonis! Thank you for doing this, it’s so cool to have the opportunity of asking something directly to someone like you, because, as someone who started following the NBA just as you won your first ring, you and everyone in that team will always be legends to me.

It’s difficult to come up with a question that hasn’t been asked to death, but I guess, as someone who was part of the same organization for such a long time, I wonder if you ever felt like there was any specific team you would have liked to play for (because the styled they played appealed to you, because you felt like you would have fit right in and take them to the next level…) or if there was someone you always wanted to play with but never got a chance to.

Thanks again and have a great day!

You weren’t always the most talented player on the floor, but you were one of the most respected. What does it actually take to earn that kind of respect in a team?

Looking back, do you feel the 2006 championship doesn’t happen without what you guys went through in 2005 with Wade’s injury and that Pistons series?

or really what was the biggest lesson from losing in 2005 that directly showed up in how you guys closed out games during the 2006 championship run?

Hey U Dawg. Big big fan. Did you ever catch a glimpse of Mario Chalmers and Eddie House during their private training sessions? I remember those causing quite the stir back in the day day.

Happy you’re still with it, U Dee! Keep that mind sharp!

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Hi Udonis, I hope you are doing well, I have a hypothetical situation for you.

One day you wake up, and someone is ringing your doorbell, you get out of bed and open the door and there is a person there. Would you rather it be:.

A) Shaq asking if you can cook him breakfast

Or

B) LeBron saying he will pay you 5 mil if you babysit his kids for a day

Huge miami lifer here. I love your transition to broadcast and TV— what was the most challenging thing in making that transition and what is your favorite thing about the new job?

My older brother went to UF while you were there. He said he remembers you and the team riding around campus on golf carts lol. What’s your favorite memory from UF?

Which players (either teammates or competitors) do you think would make great coaches?

Out of all 20 of your seasons, which year was the most special to you personally?

Hi Udonis, I’m a really huge fan of yours and was glued to my screen during the 2013 NBA Finals.

Can I ask what was going through your head and your reaction when you saw Ray Allen hit that clutch 3-pointer to send the Spurs to overtime in Game 6?

What do you think of the backlash for Inside The NBA and people saying all they do is disrespect the new generation of players?

What was the most significant tactical change on defense from the time you entered the league to when you retired?

What was the biggest misconception about NBA that you had early in your career? And how did you overcome it?

What are your predictions for the playins and playoffs?

I’ve been chomping at the bit to ask you this one…. where do you get your ideas from?

Did you ever fart in a game before

What do you consider some of the best highlights of your career

What’s the maddest you’ve ever been on a basketball court?

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Have a ever punched a fan at any level of your career? 

Would you trade your 3 championships for 3 MVPs?

What was your reaction when the Heatles formed?

Do you feel if Lebron doesn’t leave the Heat, you guys are able to win more championships>

Tought on Kansas freshman darryn Peterson?

Since its Masters Weekend, who’s the best golfer out of the Prime studio group?

Did Shaq ever try any weird stuff on you?

Is KG not tough enough for you?

Have you and Dirk had a Bennett Salvatore discussion yet?

Who is this? *arrow pointing at the random dude

What was the most pivotal point in your NBA journey?

Who would win in a fight you, Shaq, or James Johnson, stuck in an elevator???