Haven’t been fined for tanking like some of the others either

While the Jazz was benching their starters for the 4th, they traded for Trae and AD and sent them home for the season. There are levels to this.

People underestimate how easy it is to fuck around and win an NBA game. I almost do it like twice a week. Good on these players for staying focused

Nets are 4-0 against this bum ass team

They’re gonna have to learn like the sixers did that you actually have to draft well with said picks(also having terrible luck with their two stars both being incredibly injury-prone)

And still gonna end up with the fifth pick..

Would they beat Michigan?

Michigan is probably older

AD and that pick finna run the league next year 

Bruh, I’ll say a prayer for your basketball fandom

50 total wins over the last 3 years.

One ball away from Wemby, who helped San Antonio win more than that in the last 5 months. Meanwhile we haven’t won 50 in a season since ‘79.

Alas

Sorry, Gods got more of his toughest battles for you guys next year too

Lol you know better

Honestly wizards will look completely different next year.

As long as you get any semblance of the play making Trae young and a working AD.  AD should be better next year since he can play the 4 with sarr at the 5 where he’s naturally gonna get less injuries. 

Surely this will be the last year

Dude straight up how do you even watch this team still

Lol

You guys are in for a fun year next year. Fingers crossed.

Basketball is one of the few ways I can spend time with my father outside of the house but he won’t drive to DC to watch these bums play live.

I’ve been saying that since 2019 haha

As is tradition

I mean, this is basically a coin flip to happen. It shouldn’t be surprising.

Will be funny if it happens but insane if they get the #1 pick. We could see a Trey/AD/AJ line up. Might be fun to watch

They deserve that for what they let bam do to them

they should be grateful they got the last seed then if that happens. could always be worse

Everytime I have the worst record in 2k, ALWAYS drop to 5th pick.

All wizards fans are expecting this already

they got 2 in 2024 and 6 in 2025, im predicting 4. Caleb, get ready to speak DMV

Pretty much guaranteed at this point now that they can’t drop Detroit.

Deserved

NBA: stop trying to tank
Wizards: we know, we’re not trying to
NBA: … and the 5th pick will belong to the wizards

I just assume we drop but please not to five. I’ll take anyone in the top 4.

Him on the wing next to Trae and AD would be such a good fit

All it takes sometimes. But watch yourself with Mr. Glass and Ice Trey Can’t Get It Done Young

Washington Bullets

For your tanking prowess, we will give you Karim Lopez, and you will just nod yes.

lol this is it. 27-55 is what I think I’m going with for next season. I’ve been within 1 or 2 wins with my predictions the last two years

We will get 5th pick while the 1st pick goes to warriors or miami

Well, yeah. There’s an 86% chance they don’t get the 1st pick.

Hope they like #5 (I think they would like Acuff to be a perfect replacement for a scoring PG who can’t defend at ALL)

Top 1 isn’t even a huge get, I’d say anything in the top 4 has potential to be a super elite player. Maybe even top 5

when’s the last time the worst record in the nba actually got the first pick?

2018: Phoenix Suns

Ethical tanking masterclass 💪💪

5th*

I mean our devil magic hasn’t been used on the draft lottery so maybe? At the same time maybe giving the 5-6 pick to the clippers is our way to repentance.

I do wonder if the ancient Tibetan monks that have been on paolo torres payroll in order to curse the clippers will counteract that tho

The basketball gods will punish them for being greedy by getting Zubac AND trying to keep a top 4 pick, so they’ll fall to 6 and give it to the Clippers.

Both Trae and AD will come off IR just in time for the season finale.

I think it shows intent to sign players that suck and exaggerate season ending injuries. It’s funny that the Jazz are getting singled out every time. All of the tankers are intentionally losing. 

That roster is a crime and it’s 100% intentional. 

i don’t blame you for not paying attention to the wizards, but they have also been very blatantly sabotaging themselves 

Wizards are old school tanking (put a shit roster together)

Utah is new school tanking (just sit everyone worth a damn)

It’s the same, difference is Will Hardy is a good coach. Key/Lauri/JJJ/Kess as a core is the same level as the Wizard’s core of Trae/Tre/Ky/Sarr.

Why? Ad isn’t going to play a full season

From your lips to the basketball gods ears

Gonna be 2. Saw it in a dream (congrats, Bulls fans, you’re getting the top pick) 

Same odds bro

NBA has no reason to do it for the Wizards. They had a reason for the Lakers

Pretty easy when both of those all stars were traded mid year and miss a lot of time

Before around 2023 or so, they’ve not really tanked in quite a while is the thing - they’ve done the worse thing of being mediocre and chasing a low seed/play-in spot which puts you in NBA purgatory.