[Highlight] Wemby spins, stumbles and still dunks it with the left!
I don’t think any other human could do that?
His long body and giant swinging dong generated enough centrifugal force to keep him upright and on a trajectory towards the basket, like a dreidel.
Jerker on the main sub?
Just standing here wearing only a trenchcoat jerking as u/EmbarrassedRing7806 drops to his knees in front of me in the middle of an HEB parking lot.
Glad I’m not the only gooner when it comes to Spurs games
My god you people are weird lol
I initially responded with “but accurate” then I realized the dong part didn’t register. So now I’m going with weird also.
This guy thinks Wemby doesn’t have a giant dong
Honestly it’s weird not to think about Wemby’s dong
Are you too good for an adult conversation about celestial bodies?
No. I just don’t want to think about anyone’s dong except my own. My brain can only process so much information.
I’m sure your brain can process more than a half a floppy disk’s worth of information.
Touché moufre
It’s not the size of the diskette, it’s the acceleration of the rotation.
Ok I was trying to be nice play along but this is boarding on harassment.
And that Dong is A LOT of information
I was initially going with weird, but then I read the dong part and thought ‘nah that actually checks out’
I mean it seems like pretty standard joking around that regular people do with their friends, I recommend it if you don’t already participate
Not everybody jokes around with their friends by saying things like “His long body and giant swinging dong generated enough centrifugal force to keep him upright and on a trajectory towards the basket, like a dreidel.”
And hey maybe u prefer that kind of thing and would find my preferred humor weird. That’s fine too. Such is life
You are correct, not everybody jokes like that, but enough people do that I would call it common. It’s one thing for it not to be your preference, but I just feel like you are pearl clutching about some harmless juvenile humor
As soon as you think of a joke then you’re welcome to chime in with it.
But I imagine you can’t keep up. We playing The Dozens, meanwhile you just playing The Duhhh.
The centrifuge
The human gyroscope
Every day, I am thankful for my literacy
Feels like the sort of thing Javale McGee could do once if he tried it a few thousand times.
Thing is I don’t know if he could do it if he tried, it would need to be by accident and then I could see it
yeah, nobody else can dunk it while barely jumping
This looks exactly like how Giannis plays. It’s like if a mechanical machine and the opening scene of Bambi had a baby.
Humans arent supposed to do a lot of things wemby can do
His reach is shocking every time to me
Future generations are going to wonder why we didn’t raise the rim when he plays to make it fair
Edit: to the confused commenters, we aren’t raising the rim for everyone, just his team’s rim. And if that’s not fair to the other spurs players, then I suggest we create a new job title: Executive Ball Boy.
The EBB has one job. There is a lever that raises the goal and his job is to make sure he pulls it anytime wemby has the ball and let go whenever his teammates have the ball. This way only Wemby is handicapped. I believe this solution should suffice the masses
I don’t follow. This way he is the only that can dunk and score lay-up, while everyone else gets nerfed.
The steph curry paradox. When he was at the peak of his powers people were calling for the 3pt line to be moved back only for analysts to point out that would only give him more of an advantage.
Making a difficult task for the talented harder only demonstrates their advantages more.
yeah, there’s not really a good option here, even the more stupid one of lowering the rim (to level the field kinda) would just enable him to have an even more outrageous defense
basketball as a whole will adjust somehow, sports always do, but I would guess it surely will be more akin to shaq’s “let’s draft every human being above 7foot of the planet and throw them at the big dude over there” leading to a jump in the avg height of the league or something
Yea why don’t they raise the rim?
I been wonderin
Wouldn’t that make it less fair though? Because then he would be the only one able to dunk.
Real life Gumby
It’s crazy that in a league full of genetic anomalies that he can still stand out the way that he does. He makes 7 footers look small
It’s like he’s playing on a lower hoop setting than everyone else
Wemby spams “Calculated.” in the quickchat afterwards
“What a save!”
Smurf
All according to keikaku
Man’s got the whole physics engine working for him out there.
Like TF are you supposed to do there as the defender?
just be taller and faster than him
If that’s the case then we need to source from other planets.
I think a couple people just came from the moon, do we know if any of them hoop?
Hard to tell. Lets see how the draft from 2045 onwards will pan out. If another Wemby comes out during those years we kmow where they came from.
I think the Monstars are available
Why don’t they try that? Are they stupid?
Just put three NBA players in a trenchcoat and they might just be tall enough
You literally just cannot leave him on an island that close to the rim. A double team is almost mandatory. And by “that close to the rim” I mean at the free throw line lol
That spot might just be his office. How can the defence deny him catching a pass at that exact spot every time down the court? By doubling him off the ball and that’s impossible, so he’s going to get the ball there and whenever he wants to. Once he has it and faces up it’s an automatic double team or he’ll score or get fouled way more than 1⁄2 of the time.
Need to sign Tacko Fall to guard him
He will eat Taco for breakfast.
Cooper is supposed to sell out to block him but that just leaves a wide open shooter
And let’s not act like cooper can get the block on that quick 8 ft wingspan
Be 8 ft tall
Dunking while falling? That’s new.
Falling with style
Way ahead of you
Wemby doing the new hotness, the crazy sticky icky shit, as u/EmbarrassedRing7806 bitches and moans while clinging to fading memories of a distant past.
He’s not falling?
I know you must get this a lot, but you’re literally the worst person in this sub and a perfect example of a typical clueless Lakers fan.
lmao jesus christ
Contradictory for me to be an example of a typical clueless Lakers fan while also being “literally the worst person in this sub”. Both can’t be true.
Alas idk if they teach basic logic in Texas schools
They definitely can be true.
Also I have lived in Los Angeles my whole life. Probably unlike you.
Go back to your bedroom and your girlfriend Kobe Fleshlight while the men converse and think about what you’ve done.
Y’all too wound up on a Friday lol
I gasped. Have a good weekend this was great
“I gasped” lmfao Reddit cant be real bro
“It can’t be real”
He says as he gets dunked on over and over in the thread
“Reddit can’t be real” as he comments on Reddit
I’m embarrassed for u
Bro is allergic to fun. Kind of like how the Lakers are allergic to being healthy.
The hilarious part is you know this dude was def talking all season about Wemby’s health and now his whole team got got.
This dude is unwell lmao and everybody sucking him for it makes me even more confident that i’m in the right
Looks like a normal dude dunking on children on a fisher price basketball hoop lol
Must be what it felt like to be one of those white plumbers when Bill Russell and Wilt showed up in the league.
The average height for a basketball player was basically the same as It is now.
They felt the same because Russell was so Athletic that his high jump would had ranked 7th in the Olympics in the year he joined the league. And he was consideres the worse athlete compared to Wilt.
So yeah same feeling but more because those two are freaks of nature the likes we have seen just a few times in the NBA.
And if you dont believe me look at this clip from Russell, tell me wich 6’10 guy in the league could do this.
https://youtu.be/JWelUNrJUMM?is=ERe8JfTguon1sVK6
Honestly, accounting for the stiff looking dribble that existed back then due to the stricter carrying rules, and worse shoes, his athleticism on the fast break looks a lot like LeBron. Dude’s a freaky athlete, for sure.
If anything, that clip made it look obvious he was up against plumbers or people who were generally afraid of the basketball.
Such a beautiful spin
The way he recovered from that stumble was insane
That stumble made it look even more impressive somehow
The first ever fadeaway dunk
He had some before already like this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1qn0g45/highlight_wemby_dunks_on_derik_queen_the_foul/
Goddamn this dude is unfair
Call the ambulance! But not for me!
I bet Wemby could still dunk on a 12 ft rim
Victor “that could have been a layup, a skyhook or a fadeaway jump shot for normal players ” Wenbamyama.
I audibly just unconsciously said, “what the fuck?” while watching that.
Dude is just different.
Just doin alien thangs.
Beautiful, Wemby.
Wtf
He’s definitely the most vertical player
What the fuck do you even do…. if he puts on another 15-20 pounds this offseason he can be Wilt with effort
He barely even jumped…
I’ll try spinning. That’s a neat trick.
The drunken dunkin
someone that tall isn’t supposed to move that quick and coordinated. amazing, dude really is out of this world. whoever called him alien first was spot on
Of all people, LeBron giving him that alien monicker is so poetic.
been watching nba for almost 50 years….. i don’t think i’ve ever seen a guy fall down and dunk the ball
hopefully someone can prove me wrong because i’d like to see another video of someone lol
It should NOT be possible to be that big and move that smoothly
It’s like a finger roll dunk, never seen that before.
It seems like the video is sped up but it isn’t.
He should get one less step than everyone else to make it fair.
Video game mechanics
He wasnt even trying to dunk, he was using the rim as a railing
Is that not 4 steps? Incredibly impressive but isn’t that a travel?
Y’all are just easily impressed still.
Chet better
why are thunder fans like this
You forgot the /s
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In 5 years Wemby will have more rings
Chet missed 143 games in his NBA career.
Wemby missed 64 games in his NBA career.
Wemby has also played in more games since entering the league than your number two option. lol.
Wemby better
Why would he need one?
He better than your team thats for sure sho. We blow u out by 50 every week
Team stealing poverty trump state congrats
Who owns the Thunder? Clay Bennett. Who owns the LA Clippers? Steve Ballmer. Who owns the Lakers? THE OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDERRRRR 1st round exit STRAIGHT to CANCUN a-buh-bye
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