Nice.

Yeah, single number stats like these can never tell the full story of a season

Yeah they swept us lol

If you never looked at box scores or standings and just tried to guess how the Knicks are doing based on fan reactions this year you’d think they were the Nets most of the time

I swear since 2026 started it felt like we’ve been losing a lot

I’d love to be proven wrong but the Spurs are a TERRIBLE matchup for the Pistons. Wemby’s ability to alter shots in the paint (and beyond) creates a real problem for a team that doesn’t have many reliable 3 point threats.

Rematch of 2005, we’ll win this time!

If not, we’ll unleash Beef Stew!

It’s hard to measure dawg per 36 before the season starts lol

We have 3-1 record against Houston (both teams were pretty healthy) 1-2 against Lakers (1-1 with healthy rosters) 2-1 against Spurs (lost a game without Gordon, Wemby and Castle) 0-3 against OKC (Gordon missed 2 games, JDub missed all 3 games) 0-2 against Cavs (0-1 with healthy rosters) 0-2 against Knicks (both games without Gordon) 2-0 against Celtics (somehow won a game on road without Jokic, Cam, AG) 0-2 against Pistons (both games without many players)

If we talk about pretty healthy/equally injured rosters our record is about 50% with a lot of OT and clutch losses

I personally would like to be in the finals, I’d be happy with that.

It would be cinema.

Funny enough, Knicks are the only team that can still join this list if they beat the Celtics in the next game. I know what you mean, though.

Lakers went 7-15 against 50+ win teams, good for the 16th spot

The Lakers simply lack the mandate of heaven

I did too until the second round nuggets match up solidified. Not that they can’t pull it off but nuggets okc is the hardest playoff series back to back possible. Now I’m not as certain but still believe

I just don’t see it happening on account of the bracket

I don’t think they’re outright a better team than OKC, but they do have a bit of a stylistic advantage and also a fucking extraterrestrial guarding their rim, which helps. But having to play the Nuggets or (slim but nonzero chance) the Wolves in the second round is a real drag, while OKC gets to sleepwalk all over us, or God forbid the Lakers if we somehow manage to fuck this up. 

Pitting the two best non-OKC teams against each other in what will very probably be an absolute slugfest is like their bespoke dream scenario. We’re not quite as bruiser-y as last year either with no Brooks and no Adams so the chances of OKC getting worn down super hard or injured against us aren’t very high, especially since it’ll probably go 5 games max. Idk I respect what the Spurs are doing this season even if i hate them, but that feels like the odds are stacked against them

I built it myself, running on my own computer, it’s not live (at least yet). But it’s pulling the data from nba.com API

no thank you

Probably the most likely possibility.

Nobody said yall weren’t good. They were saying y’all weren’t KD warriors or 96 bulls good. And they were right.

Must be tough being a thunder fan these days. I’m sorry bud

Wasn’t that narrative just based on the insane streak the Thunder were on and every second post was how they were on track to break the 73 win record but everyone pointed out the schedule was easier and they most likely wouldn’t?

We’ll want to lose against Denver most likely so I think we’ll be tied with the Spurs

remember when you wouldn’t get butthurt over random ESPN-level-hot-takes? no? then try to get there…