Ty Lue on the Spurs: “We couldn’t withstand their thrust going to the hole… We couldn’t control their penetration.”
how is this a real quote
They’re trying to give Jaden Ivey an aneurysm
I mean, the Clippers tried running a 1-3-1 zone defense in the shape of a cross and it still couldn’t stop our deep and relentless penetration.
God doesn’t reward unrighteous aspirations
Slash Bros indeed
he proclaimed that wemby is a detriment to the hole
I proclaim that this shit is real and penetration was righteous
Comment of the week right there 🏆
He said “going to the basket, getting to the hole” and OP edited it “going to the hole”
I will partake in OP’s agenda
Clippers used to have a player whose nickname was “Bad Porn” because “Sure, there’s penetrating and scoring, but are you really happy with what you’re seeing?” and that’s from twenty years ago so this is just whatever
Corey Maggette!
Gonna be on r/nbacirclejerk for years
Basketball has too many of these to be constantly self-editing. Even basic descriptors like “ball handler” or anything related to dribbling is dirty if you think about it.
Throwback to
https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/p4kx4j/clippers_sideline_reporter_says_double_penetration/
I appreciate his intercourse on this matter. He really put his finger on it.
I mean, it’s not really.
He actually says “we couldn’t withstand their thrust going to the basket and getting to the hole”, then he says some stuff about the Spurs “living in the paint, and we couldn’t control their penetration”.
It’s not if you listen to it lol
Well it’s not lmao the op omitted several words that make it sound far more normal
https://imgur.com/when-you-notice-lebron-might-make-to-nba-finals-8-seasons-row-QydTXCj
https://imgur.com/USoBDZz
classic Tobias Funke moment
it’s not
You don’t think about other things when you’re at work? Clearly his mind is elsewhere. I respect it
Ty been watching recaps on the Hub.
people have been saying this
Like about you or the Spurs
well they been sayin
“Many people” perhaps? Big, strong men with tears in their eyes?
“This guys hole too impenetrable for us billy! Go get Tyrone in here to help us “
they. Them big ol’ women down there in San Antonio.
Yes
I’m People, nice to meet you
Ty Lue clearly needs to learn that when a guy’s bangin’ you, you spin off of him.
from behind, when a guys bangin’ you from behind, very important distinction
Cmon now
He clearly isn’t Juggling 2 balls
Speaking of coming
Them boys coming
Because if you can feel their body….cmon guys
Let me bang, bro
81
He’s got to be trolling right
trolling or lost a bet. almost always one of these two reasons for why they say out of pocket shit lol
Lost a bet for sure lol
He’s gotta get his rocks off somehow now that his buddy billups poker games got shut down
or he lost a bet
Lol, wasn’t there a rumor he was at those poker games with Chauncey?
I don’t think it was a rumor, he was invited to play but had nothing to do with the illegal stuff. He was likely one of the victims.
Mannn he has to be
TY really saying Wemby fucked us good.
Wemby didn’t play last night
Well f me
wemby was in the chair
They cut off the video clip too soon. It ended with him giving a long, loud moan, and then lighting a cigarette.
Freaky ass Spurs, always finishing by going to the hole smh
Isn’t that how everybody finishes?
Ever heard of facials?
Castle has done several
Sometimes you gotta shoot the gap
All about those fundamentals.
Is that why Duncan is Mr. Fundamental?
”When a guy’s banging you-“
“You don’t. You spin off him”
Pop saying “Penetrate hard. Shoot with confidence. I want some nasty” will always live in my head rent free
Spurs are better when they’re freaky confirmed
This holds true. I mean, who’s freakier than the French?
“All series long we’ve been able to penetrate their bigs, get deep, suck the D in”
-Jason Terry
unrighteous
giggity
It was too much for them to handle
They were just living in the taint
Incredible
They HAVE to be doing this on purpose
Calm down, Jaden
When you’re famous, they just let you do it
them young boys coming
Do not come
Chris Paul was coaching the Spurs on the Sideline, telling them to penetrate Ty Lues defense and finish deep inside
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Oh, Tyronn. You blowhard!
Pause
Man those Spurs must of hurt, Ty’s gotta try some WD-40 next time
The video cut before he stood up and waddled off the stage
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
Credit to him for keeping a straight face
Ay yo
Yeah big Ty, keep going…
Somewhat in relation to this but I always did find Corey Maggettes nickname of Bad Porn hilarious
Using quotation marks when it’s not the actual quote is weaksauce
When did Gradey Dick sign with the Spurs?
Non-consensual penetration
Here is your reminder that Ty Lue was almost certainly involved in the same illegal gambling operation that Billups was
Ty Lue you are officially not righteous !
I think they need more motion and wiggle. They’re like a filing cabinet, just in out in out.
That’s what she said….
Hol’ up.
Yeah TY said other things in there, its not as bad as the post makes it out to be.
Ty Lue said it sounded like good Mac and cheese in the paint.
Aye yo….
They gotta thrust plenty with those big ole women in San Antonio
Just say they couldn’t stop their attacks to the paint man
Ayyyy yo
There was about 30 words in between there but sure
Every 14 now . HEHEHEJEJE HE SSID HOLE
Ty Lue trying to rebrand play-in berth as the power bottom of the conference.
Ty they have family planning products for this brother
That’s a fantasy for some people
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!
Jerry Jones approves
Outjerked by Ty Lue.
Hell yeah daddy
As Barkley said, those young guys come hard.
“Hey. Phrasing!”
Yea there is no way he didn’t do this on purpose lmaoo
He proclaimed it
12⁄25 for nbacj
“We couldn’t withstand their thrust going to the basket and getting to the hole”
I see this too often on this sub and honestly online in general. If you’re going to quote someone and put it in quotations, don’t change what they said.
The quote was already funny without editing it.
Lakers fucked.
Very unrighteous of him to say
How tf he keeps the straight face?
Jaden Ivey triggered
So you got raped is what you’re saying?
There’s no way he didn’t plan to say that.
There are few who can.
He was thinking about his wife when he said that.
“Pound the rock that hole”
thought this was from arrested development. and michael saying there has to be a better way to phrase that
WOAH
He def lost a bet lmao
This is how I remember don’t argue with anyone here. They’re all 10 years old
I’m going to have to watch tape on how they kept probing us.. repeatedly..
Wemby said sometimes they have to get nasty 😥😥🥵🥵
These playoffs are going to be awesome.
Ty “couldn’t withstand their thrust going to the hole” Lue vs Charles “when you can feel a guy banging you from behind” Barkley
This is quite the quote.
lmaoo def lost a bet with a homey
Now image Wemby played too.
‘We couldn’t handle his length…’
pardon the left champ
them young boys cummin
I kinda get it Ty,
It’s hard to stop a grown man coming downhill with a full head of steam, elevating and pounding the paint when you don’t even have your feet set yet.
Cmon man
Unserious response. Clippers are a fucking disaster lol