Joker2981 | Trail Blazers

731 | 5 hours ago

The NSFW tag 🤣🤣

TakuyaLee

97 | 5 hours ago

So offensive they have to shield virgin eyes from it

dimmyfarm | Supersonics

1 | 16 minutes ago

You mean hardcore analytics but yes

zebrainatux |

22 | 4 hours ago

Think of the poor children

Kucked4life | Raptors

2 | an hour ago

Nsfw for Cain, as in his job security is in danger.

notafan1 | Timberwolves

601 | 5 hours ago

The 1 rebound ruins it :(

galactapotamus | NYK

442 | 5 hours ago

Honestly I feel like it elevates it, like throwing a pinch of salt into something to bring out flavor

marshalgivens | Wizards

130 | 5 hours ago

Sort of how a football game ending 38-3 is somehow more humiliating than 38-0

Archfat | SAS

37 | 5 hours ago

Yeah, that shows that Bama was more concerned with getting shut out instead of trying to compete with Indiana.

ShakeMilton | Warriors

19 | 4 hours ago

As a hoosier alum this is still surreal to me

glen_ko_ko | Pistons

4 | 3 hours ago

I’m curious on the Hoosier psyche. Hypothetically if you know Indiana never wins a basketball championship for the rest of your life, was the football natty worth it? Do you guys care about football that way?

I love the Pistons but if the Lions win one Superbowl in my lifetime I’m okay with going 0-82 every year

DriftingFam | Pelicans

10 | 5 hours ago

Especially if they kick that FG after already being down 20+

fisheggsoup | Jazz

3 | 4 hours ago

Should have just taken a knee the rest of the game.

ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME | Warriors

3 | 3 hours ago

Like how wearing socks when naked makes you feel more naked

Old-Objective-9783

2 | 2 hours ago

Like Brazil losing 7-1

rawsharks | Spurs

19 | 5 hours ago

I like to imagine he hustled for that one rebound because it means he wasn’t just mailing it in effort-wise, he’s actually just that ass

DeluxeTea | Lakers

1 | 22 minutes ago

Or the ball just bounced right into his hands /shrug

Escape-artist-43

11 | 5 hours ago

Yeah, a 0.¹⁄₁₀ is way worse than a 0/10

whenveganscheat | Raptors

1 | 4 hours ago

Like a maraschino cherry perched atop a 6 TO mudpie

Sejiblack | Celtics

19 | 5 hours ago

I think it makes it worse since it shows he was trying.

Hougie | Trail Blazers

3 | 5 hours ago

Board man gets paid

MisterSoup3000

1 | 4 hours ago

I’m just gonna go ahead and assume he fumbled the ball out of bounds as soon as he gained possession

jimmyre10 | Clippers

466 | 5 hours ago

6 TOs and -32 in 8 minutes is actually astounding. This is like that NFL stat where your passer rating is a certain number just for spiking it every play and if you somehow manage to fall below that, it’s legendary

SecondLegoLeague | Hawks

148 | 5 hours ago

Legendary like Shedeur, who has done that twice in his career so far with a 13.5 and 30.3 passer rating in two of his games compared to 39.6 if you spiked the ball every play

OptimusGrime707 | Kings

106 | 4 hours ago

That’s Pro Bowl QB Shedeur Sanders

champaigneandcocaine | Spurs

20 | 4 hours ago

Pro bowl needs to be just an accolade like all pros without a game involved

glen_ko_ko | Pistons

8 | 3 hours ago

That’s what all-pro is for. We need to just trash probowl entirely

champaigneandcocaine | Spurs

8 | 3 hours ago

Nah, all pros is for literally the 2 top players at their position.

We need another accolade to acknowledge the top 5-15~ or so. It would be very lame if WRs only had 2 spots a year to be recognized as one of the best for example.

ucsbthrowaway7 | Mavericks

3 | 3 hours ago

The all pro already does that lmao, there’s 3 wr spots in every all pro team so it’s the top 6 wr

champaigneandcocaine | Spurs

0 | 3 hours ago

So 3% if the WRs? You dont feel like if youre a top 10%er at your position you should get some recognizement?

jimmyre10 | Clippers

9 | 2 hours ago

What recognition do they need besides being acknowledged as a really good player? All NBA is also 3% of the league. Why do we need to give out more accolades?

champaigneandcocaine | Spurs

0 | 2 hours ago

besides being acknowledged as a really good player?

Which is what the pro bowl nod was for? To acknowledge really good players that werent elite.

glen_ko_ko | Pistons

1 | 3 hours ago

Maybe I’m a curmudgeon but I don’t think we do. Why should you get an award and be acknowledged as the seventh best receiver of a season? Are you serious about 15???

champaigneandcocaine | Spurs

0 | 3 hours ago

Yes, im serious that the top 15 out of 160~ WRs should be recognized as the best WRs in the game

glen_ko_ko | Pistons

1 | 3 hours ago

I need some of your champagne and cocaine. The top 15 wrs compromise half of the leagues WR1s. Congrats on being in the 50th percentile

champaigneandcocaine | Spurs

1 | 3 hours ago

The top 15 wrs compromise half of the leagues WR1s. Congrats on being in the 50th percentile

Thats a POV, another is that they compromise the top 10% of the WRs.

TURRRDS | Pacers

1 | 41 minutes ago

So the only reason guys like Shedeur and Tyler Huntley get invited, are because so many players back out. If there’s no game, there won’t be any reason to back out. So what would make the pro bowl team different from the all pro team?

Krillin113 | 76ers

47 | 5 hours ago

And 3 missed shots. This dude ended 9 possessions in 8 minutes

holyrolodex | Lakers

4 | 3 hours ago

9 possessions in 8 minutes, so he had an insane usage rate on top of everything else.

Constant_Charge_4528 | Bulls

1 | 3 hours ago

Literally me

cooking2024

1 | 3 hours ago

Just throw bro’s name in the sports betting investigation right now.

To me, he’s guilty.

JMoon33 | NBA

1 | 6 minutes ago

The offensive ratings and defensive ratings in this game are hilarious:

Jamail Cain: O Rating of 0, D Rating of 134

Jamal Shead: O Rating of 200, D Rating of 81

Nails__DeChamp | Magic

171 | 5 hours ago

That is incredibly bad.

This one isn’t as bad, but Jarrett Culver in the 4th quarter of the Whoop That Trick game has always stuck with me. Culver put up 0 points on 0/6 FG, 2 TO, 3 fouls, -13 in a game his team won by 39. Just sucking that bad in garbage time on the winning side is hilarious.

https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/202205110MEM.html

Interesting-Fly-5844

27 | 5 hours ago

Damn man, I was a Culver truther when he was coming out of Tech

BurtonAllen-TA

24 | 5 hours ago

Watching him and De’Andre Hunter go at it in the championship game as projected lottery picks was awesome. Hunter’s had kind of a mid career, but Culver was literally unplayable even on a terrible Minnesota team.

TripleThreatTua | Thunder

7 | 4 hours ago

Same here, I also thought Garland would be a bust and that the Cavs had saved the Wolves by taking him lol

tomdawg0022 | Timberwolves

2 | 3 hours ago

Ryan Saunders killed that guy’s chances of being anything in the NBA.

bulimicblueberry | Grizzlies

12 | 5 hours ago

I miss that team man idk the next time I’m gonna have that much fun watching nba basketball :’).

Ladnil | Warriors

6 | 5 hours ago

That game’s gonna live forever to be referenced as the game the eventual champion was down by 50 at halftime in the second round, so fanbases never count themselves out.

d12fsu | Magic

157 | 5 hours ago

I know the entire team played bad, but that 31-0 run started when he checked in and immediately committed 4 turnovers in a row.

P5Manchero

59 | 5 hours ago

Not immediately. He only had the ball because Paolo was having his own meltdown. After Cain checked in Paolo had a missed 2 a travel and then committed a foul. This was after he had already turned it over and bricked a 3 before Cain checked in.

So Cain was given the ball cause our max contract supposed star player couldn’t dribble the ball against Scottie Barnes.

ManagementOk4841 | Magic

8 | an hour ago

So Cain was given the ball cause our max contract supposed star player couldn’t dribble the ball against Scottie Barnes.

Feels like this shows the problem more than anything else - why is two-way contract Jamal Cain the backup plan when Paolo sucks. Why does he even have the ball enough to commit 6 turnovers.

Healthy_Bed8851

5 | an hour ago

In the last 10 games (including this 6 TO performance) he has averaged .8 turnovers per game across 15.8 mpg. I’m thinking it’s a one off. A few of those games were 20-30 minutes with 0 - 1 turnover committed.

As you mention likely a coaching deal playing off the ball previously.

spizcraft | Nuggets

51 | 5 hours ago

6 turnovers in 8 minutes amazing. Worst game of the season should be added to the annual LVP post by u/ZandrickEllison

ZandrickEllison

23 | 5 hours ago

Ah thanks for the shout out ! I’m working on that post now and could use more names for that. Teams are pretty smart these days so we don’t have as many clunkers (on contending teams anyway)

axnjxn00 | Magic

1 | 26 minutes ago

It would’ve been tyus jones but even the magic got rid of him

Due_Connection179 | Heat

1 | 17 minutes ago

Looks like you can use this link (found in a comment below) and sort by date. Looks like there are about 12 games that made the list for “worst game in NBA history according to BPM + minimum 8 minutes played” on here.

Briguy_fieri | Pelicans

42 | 5 hours ago

“So bad garret temple played minutes”

Looks around nervously

Tiny-Radish7786

5 | 4 hours ago

Don’t disrespect our Unc like that!

nowhathappenedwas | NBA

30 | 5 hours ago

Second worst BPM (minimum 8 minutes)

https://www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tiny/IcrD3

oblmov | Nuggets

55 | 5 hours ago

Does anyone else think Jamal Cain should have stopped at -50.3 out of respect for Darius Miles?

thisissami | BRK

16 | 4 hours ago

I think this most recent game is much worse, despite having a slightly higher BPM.

6 turnovers vs 1 turnover

-32 +/- vs -12 +/-

0/3 vs 0/6

1 foul vs 3 fouls

1 rebound vs 1 rebound

8 mins vs 8 mins

Accrual_World_69 | Knicks

22 | 5 hours ago

6 turnovers in a minute is genuinely impressive stuff

Drewby99 | Lakers

28 | 5 hours ago

eight minutes

Accrual_World_69 | Knicks

10 | 5 hours ago

It’s been a long day…

Briggity_Brak | Tampa Bay Raptors

9 | 4 hours ago

eight days

P5Manchero

5 | 5 hours ago

It was 4 turnovers in 3 minutes during the period where we got blow out 31-0

Drewby99 | Lakers

1 | 5 hours ago

ok

Flashy-Truth-8826 | Knicks

16 | 5 hours ago

Puts the ass in cheek.

Comfortable-Cell-165

14 | 5 hours ago

Tony snell is always gonna be my guy

UnusualTarget7661

9 | 5 hours ago

so much ass he had to put the nsfw tag on

c0smichero

7 | 5 hours ago

I could do worse

BetweenTheBuzzAndMe | Charlotte Bobcats

7 | 5 hours ago

6 turnovers in 8 minutes is diabolical

were they all part of that one 31-0 run the Raps went on?

[update: 4 of them were, apparently. 4 turnovers in 3 minutes is crazy]

construct_training

5 | 4 hours ago

Bro almost averaged one turnover per minute. I hope Westbrook is taking notes

Zestyclose-Camp3553

4 | 5 hours ago

Tony Snell says wassup

tomdawg0022 | Timberwolves

3 | 3 hours ago

Tony Snell wouldn’t turn it over. He just wouldn’t do anything other than exist on the court.

4719837

3 | 4 hours ago

The two comparable games that I remember are:

11/30/25 Keyonte George playing through illness 19 min 0/6 FG 0 PTS 1 REB 2 AST 1 BLK 8 TO 1 PF

12/8/23 Duncan Robinson 23 min 0/7 FG ¹⁄₂ FT 1 PTS 0 REB 1 AST 6 TO 4 PF

Per minute Cain may be the worst of all time though

_Tar_Ar_Ais_

4 | 3 hours ago

Jamal Cain despite the loss

defiantcross | Suns

3 | 5 hours ago

That’s basically every time you touch the ball you turn it over

Somenakedguy | Knicks

4 | 5 hours ago

Maybe I really can play like an NBA player

Jazz_Cigarettes

3 | 5 hours ago

Do you think you could put up a better statline in 8 minutes if your life depended on it?

jcaseys34 | SAS

3 | 4 hours ago

Standing out of bounds for 8 minutes would arguably give you a better statline. He’s approaching “they would have been better off playing 4v5” territory.

PxN13

1 | 5 hours ago

If I don’t shoot the ball and did not cause any TO….i’d say that’s a better stat line. Just straight cardio and try to fight for one rebound.

ss_svmy | Raptors

1 | an hour ago

I could at least match the number of turnovers, might be hard to break his record though

Dukester10071 | Nets

3 | 4 hours ago

Jamal Cain was an undrafted wing signed by the Heat that everyone swore was going to be next up

DalliLlama | Heat

2 | 4 hours ago

Well ya see he was. It’s just the next up wasnt a star, it was next up for someone the Heat duped another team into giving a contract and then falling flat.

Healthy_Bed8851

2 | an hour ago

Nah Cain has actually been playing well. Was this an absolute horrible performance, no doubt. Hot and Cold.

Z_603 | Celtics

3 | 5 hours ago

Peyton Pritchard March 1st and March 4th managed to put up zero point in over 50 minutes of playing time

SnoaH_ | Pistons Bandwagon

2 | 4 hours ago

My personal favorite bad statline is Kevin Mcdaniels vs the Detroit Pistons on January 20th 2016.

1 minute played

0 points, rebound, assists.

5 personal fouls.

So happy we won that game because I was so irritated having to watch it.

holyrolodex | Lakers

1 | 3 hours ago

The hack-a-Drummond game. 36 FTAs. I can’t even believe we broke 40 FTA barrier this year.

fisheggsoup | Jazz

2 | 4 hours ago

Our next free agent signing. 😋

-WaterIsGreat- | Raptors

2 | an hour ago

Garrett temple mention🔥

streetmeatfeet

2 | 40 minutes ago

11 Minutes 0 Points 0 Rebounds 0 Blocks 0 Steals 4 Turnovers, 4 Fouls Erik Dampier 11/15/05

ForneauCosmique | Spurs

1 | 5 hours ago

Honestly this might need to be investigated lol this ain’t right

Trimax42 | Germany

1 | 4 hours ago

Thats the kind of statline you produce shortly after signing your contract and not being on a two way contract anymore.

axnjxn00 | Magic

1 | 24 minutes ago

His contract is a 1+1 meaning he can be cut at the end of this season and not owed anything more

No_Nefariousness6385 | Kings

1 | 4 hours ago

Everytime I bet on player, stuff like this happen. Betting showed me how much of a unlucky person I am. Last night my victim was Cain and WCJ.

Sorry Magic fans, that was my fault

TA8601

1 | 4 hours ago

David Wesley vs the 26-53 Nets as the Hornets were fighting for playoff seeding:

0-13, 1 REB, 1 AST, 2 STL, 4 TOV, 4 PF

Major_Enthusiasm1099 | Cavaliers

1 | 4 hours ago

Bro was doing cardio

JDangle20 | Lakers

1 | 4 hours ago

Gabe Vincent would like a word.

SSBM_DangGan | Spurs

1 | 4 hours ago

who was the guy with -60 plus minus against the hornets earlier this season? I imagine his stats were egregious

bubbasnub | Magic

1 | 4 hours ago

I swear something must’ve happened at the border or they had some bad poutine and it kicked in during the game

bigfatclothesline | Lakers

1 | 4 hours ago

This is how i find out Garrett Temple still gets play and is in the league

ReallyBigPrawn | 76ers

1 | 3 hours ago

Tony snell against the Jazz in 2017.

Started, played 28 min. 0 pts/ass/re/bl/stl

1 pf, -9 b +/-, age score of -1.8

The Cardio Game

MVPRondo | Cabo Verde

1 | 2 hours ago

Was about to say dang I guess Daryl Morey isn’t a liar but I checked the name one more time. Still a lying ass

Wide-Ad-9973

1 | an hour ago

Was the whole run wit him in the lineup lol

CristianMR7 | Heat

1 | an hour ago

Nicola Jovic had: 0 rebounds 0 assists 0 points 5 turnovers

BananaRepublic_BR | Spurs

1 | an hour ago

I don’t know who this guy is and I didn’t watch this game, but why was he given the ball enough times to even turn it over that much?

Akipella | Warriors

1 | 29 minutes ago

Wtf

xCelph

1 | 29 minutes ago

That was on the floor man cmon 😭

PM_ME_ASS_PICTURES | Australia

0 | 3 hours ago

LOL maybe the 6ers did sell high on him after all (as much as yall clowns 🤡 fear to admit)….

Jamal Cain produced possibly the worst NBA statline of all time last night