“I want you to throw a dogshit pass and give them a free fastbreak.”

“We easily lose but if they throw a dogshit pass to give us a free fastbreak, pay them back in kind with a dogshit pass to seal the game.”

Who would have thought trading your starting C and bringing in FOUR score first guards 6’3” and under would do the trick?

We gambled all our luck in 2008 and got almost 20 years of bad luck for it, all I ask is top 4.

We were once threatened with a fine for sitting Robin Lopez.

Then the next season the Thunder told Al Horford to just stay home and it was crickets.

I don’t know if Silver cares enough to help Chicago, the franchise is a cash cow even toiling away in mediocrity.

Give us Boozer and the Grizzlies get Dynantsa

I pray for those kinds of days. I think that dude is gonna be a stud

We went deep into our tanking bag with Adama Bal and we still got outtanked

Stood up and clapped Bulls that’s incredible work

“at least we tried” type shit, goddamn liars lol.

Ironically you have two type of competitive NBA games. Teams competing for playoffs and two teams competing to lose harder

Coward would’ve sent Tre’s shot to the third row bro

I was thinking more Rajon Rondo. Trying to sneak in one last assist before the game ended

90% of tre jones points are layups, both contested & uncontested

he definitely knew what he was doing here

Kinda lame in that sense, I feel like this is the perfect time to shoot the craziest shot you can think of because if it goes in you get an insane highlight buzzer beater and if it misses your GM loves you.

“FUCK WE WON, FUCKKKK”

Half the comments making jokes, but this is legit the most ethicalist of tanking.

The fact that you can’t tell if this was 2 dumb plays or tanking… that’s as good as it gets.

None of that stupidly obvious bullshit, “Oh no one’s gonna notice we pulled all our starters in the last 5 mins of a close game <.< >.> <.<”

“E T H I C A L” T A N K I N G

If it was the Jazz then Sexton and Jones wouldn’t be on the floor