Jared “Sold High” McCain Today: 0 PTS | 1 REB | 1 AST | 0-4 FG | 12 MIN
https://www.espn.com/nba/boxscore/_/gameId/401810925
Just a funny parody on all those posts, don’t take it too seriously
We should just have the sub be only Jared McCain and Jonathan Kuminga statlines for the rest of the year
Wtf and miss out in net rating wemby posts???
Wtf and miss out on “Luka in march” posts???
Wtf and miss out on Tanking Solution posts???
Wtf and miss out on Rockets vibes are bad posts???
Wtf and miss out on Load Management/65 game played award requirement discourse???
Wtf and miss out on Giannis trade speculation posts?
Wtf and miss out on ethical 83 point game discussion posts???
wtf and miss out on the All Star Game is boring posts???
WTF and miss out on highlight posts with no replays?
Where can I read more about Jaylen Brown’s +/- then??
wtf and miss out on shitting on Jayson Tatum???
By law, every McCain post must include the phrase “sold high”.
Because redditors are incapable of not beating a “joke” to death, and then continuing to beat its corpse.
I think you must have missed where OP declared this was a funny parody. He’s right, jokes are way better the 1000th time you hear them
Whoa don’t take it too seriously, that shameless farming karma helped feed OP’s family for the week
The sad part is at least 1900 people (1750 points at 90% upvoted) thought this post was worth the joke. We got millions of people in this subreddit, if people were a little more liberal with downvoting trash posts perhaps we’d finally stop seeing them.
LeComplainer about overused jokes.
Just go to the sixers sub. There are multiple posts a day crying about McCain…
It’s brutal.
Every so often I pop into the Sixers sub and you guys are always crying about something. And that’s saying something coming from a Warriors sub veteran
Flyers sub is just awful right now as well. even after a win people are upset about draft position
As a lakers fan, our sub just switches between the opinion that Ayton is the next messiah or a complete bum depending on how he does in a game. We have been blessed so much but our fans just keep complaining.
There 1000% is a Philadelphia victim complex.
Bro they’re Philly fans, the worst of all fans
Same. I’m invested in knowing who come out looking like the smart ones on both sides. I support these posts cuz I’ll never check the stats.
Y’all wont be jokin’ once the SuperSonic boom hits. J&J playing in Seattle and becoming the second coming of Stockton to Malone
You mean r/nba?
Apparently you need to add Luka as well so everyone can make the same comment about the mvp race
It already is
Daryl Morey burner located
Daryl Morey is a liar and I will never be a part of an organization that he’s a part of.
That was the basketball equivalent of George Bush hates black people.
What?
Let me say that again: Daryl Morey is a liar and I will never be a part of an organization that he’s a part of.
Yeah, I trust you James “The Boy Who Cried Wolf” Harden.
It’s a normal post. Find a new slant.
Found the Kevin Durant burner.
What a weird comment
It’s a reference to Bryan colangelo and his burners
Lmao Jesus I forgot about that time flies
Based on this post, was Daryl Morey an honest man??
Morey is an emotionless robot, so he had no clue how people would receive it.
But the actual meaning was probably closer to the idea that had McCain stayed in Philly he would’ve been stuck down on the depth chart (without foreknowledge of Maxey’s injury) and only gotten a handful of playoff minutes - often getting played off for his lack of defense. At that time he wouldn’t have gotten the same return in trade.
So in theory, trading him in February was better than trading him in June/July.
But of course, any normal human being knows how the words “sold high” would be received.
Beard is on reddit now too?
Took 2 months for this to be a viable post lol
Justin Edwards was putting up similar numbers
did he even play bad? looks like it was a blowout and they basically just rested him
He didn’t get his normal minutes bc his shot wasn’t falling. Wasnt a blowout until that huge run in the 4th
He’s perfect for OKC because they need what he brings, have a ton of defenders, and endless depth to handle the cold games
They trailed until late in the third when the bulls alternated clanking and turning it over.
SGA also had a horrific game through 3quarters. At one point he was like 6⁄20 0/9 from three
Yep. They had to remind the bulls they were tanking towards the end of the 3rd.
Picked a good one to miss I guess. The box score hurt me.
Trade him, he’s a bum
(he has had a lot of similar lines)
Considered saying the same thing on the posts with nice stats. But if he’s actually “sold high” wouldn’t you expect good results out of him now and worse later? Like this, reasonably still now shortly after being sold, is the high and the proof that this is the high comes later? I hate looking at the world through logic. I’m headed back to circlejerking now
Like this, reasonably still now shortly after being sold, is the high and the proof that this is the high comes later?
What
I hate looking at the world through logic.
I can see that.
I’m a little drunk but the words are there if you un salad them. But let me know if you’re actually from OKC and ill try to rework them with pics and emojis and whatnot
Except for maybe the 7 other times he’s scored in single digits with yall, but sure.
Isn’t that how sold high works?
/s
Bro couldn’t wait to get this one off lol
Hey, as an aside, your team is doing some crazy shit! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I am dumbfounded at people being upset about this comment…
people hating on the two juggernauts of their respective conferences, it happens /j (it’s reddit people are bitter here lol)
why was this downvoted 😭
People don’t enjoy randomly seeing dick sucking while they’re scrolling on non porn sites.
You guys are fucking dumb, I swear.
had to wait a while
Daryl Morey is probably getting off on this though
+10 in 12 minutes, same as Shai in 29. The superstars still find ways to impact the game.
McCain isn’t a good defender or passer. Yes, surely he’s an elite contributor when his shot isn’t falling. /s
It’s all about aura
It’s insane… I’ve always liked McCain but he’s still a one-dimensional player that was a terrible fit in Philly. He’s simply a better fit in OKC. But when his shot isn’t falling doesn’t offer anything other than being a good teammate.
OKC desperately needs shooting, and they are the best team equipped at hiding weak defenders. He was never going to work out in Philly. Presti obviously cooked here but Philly shouldn’t be too sad for losing him. Yes they were under no pressure to trade him, but you never know when players peak in terms of trade value.
You don’t understand, his aura has helped unlock Jwill’s 3ball. Jwill was our main smiles per game guy and now JMac is averaging like 8.9 spg, allowing jwill to focus more on his deep ball. That’s roster management right there.
he’s one of like 4 guys on the team who can dribble without instantly turning it over, and shooting gravity still exists when you’re 0/4 from 3, it’s not THAT bad
Sam Presti is a liar.
No Jared McCain slander will be tolerated
This actually made me snort ngl
I mean his role on this team is to hit a handful of threes in limited minutes sometimes. He played 13 minutes tonight and went 0/4 from the field and 0/2 from 3. Had a positive +-, so wasn’t a cone on defense & his teammates were getting shots while he was in. Not stressing this in any sense.
It did make me breathe out more air through my nose than normal too lol
I have never in my life seen so much fuss over someone averaging 12 points a game.
The guy was already social media famous before entering the NBA so he gets a lot of attention
Exactly this. The stans on the Sixers forum were absolutely insufferable, even if I liked what he brought to the team.
But basketball wise this is like people beefing over Joe Harris. No one cares about Joe Harris. But people love his social media profile.
Ngl, I don’t miss the “trade Maxey and keep McCain” posts at alll
It’s also because Morey was dumb as fuck for saying “we’re confident we sold high.”
Well no shit, that’s what a trade is. I assume you weren’t violently coerced or hammered drunk when you agreed to the trade. You don’t have to verbalize it to the media.
I haven’t heard a single person complain about Luke Kennard, the most efficient three point shooter in NBA history, getting traded for a measly 2nd round pick.
I promise you most of these bozos don’t give a shit about McCain, they’ll be making hate posts about him this time next year. They just use him to hate on Morey, these yahoos don’t stand for anything they just want reasons to hate.
It’s just a reason to shit on the sixers lol. None of these people actually give a shit about Jared McCain
I got a whole platoon of expert propagandists cooking up a post saying his gravity let Cason Wallace play magnet ball watch out lil bro 😤😤😤😤😤
There Are No Stinkers In Oh Kay Cee
As a Jared McCain hater, who has only really watched him for a maybe total 10 minutes in my life, I told you so @ NBA reddit
Not all McCain haters are insecure, all lives matter Oakley wearer’s.
But all insecure, all lives matter Oakley wearer’s are McCain haters
I wonder when this is finally going to wear out. I check this sub maybe a few times a week and every single time I see a McCain sold high post. Keep kicking I guess.
I’ve seen enough send him back to Philly, Sam /s
Didn’t they win by 18 lol
Bulls remembered they were trying to tank during the last stretch
Wow he went 0-4? That means he sucks and he sucks and he will never have a good game
Woof for our ex Thunder too. I always hoped Giddey would develop a 3 ball but shit 0/8.
Giddey pre-ASG was so good until Chicago mangled that roster all up
I struggle to keep up with the east very well but it’s my understanding that’s the Reinsdorf special unfortunately.
blowing it up was the right decision, it’s just they decided to finally do it 1-2 years to late when everyone is already expiring and the return on the players traded is at a low
Fortunately it’s a deep draft this year. I like this class more than I have in a few years.
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Funny you say that when he’s picked Matas with the 11th pick in a historically weak draft, Ayo in the 2nd round, and Jokic during a Taco Bell commercial. I don’t fault AK for the Noa pick, only huge miss was the Terry over Kessler pick.
1 rough game doesn’t mean giddey isn’t a competent shooter
same as shai this game
giddey is an above league average 3pt shooter this year
Damn Morey was right
The hater culture in this sub is really off-putting.
Not even worth a first smh
He’s gonna be a DNP in high leverage playoff games.
This was obvious from the beginning. He’s played more because the Thunder have been missing Ajay, Chet, Jdub, hartenstein, caruso, I think even sga and cason have missed some time too
Man I hate this sub. Not you specifically op just how everything here is a fucking meme. I wish we banned all these editorialized headlines that are posted here
ah yes the counter jerk lol
A man can’t play D?
If you squint at Cam Payne you see McCain
dude sucks and is a traffic cone on D
He’s the epitome of a AAAA type
Bro has had this post ready to go for weeks 🤣
Good cardio
Hi Daryl
Jared McCain despite the win
Whats with mcflame and kum bucket, they all the rage this week xD
Let’s fucking goooo
Forgot to mention that the Thunder got the dub!
Trading McCain for Kuminga, who says no?
Lots of redditors asking for the paper to not mention that they were mad after reading this.
Daryl Morey fleeced Sam Presti
that’s pretty embarrassing for Sam
the night i bet this dudue…
A bad game from our 8th man. The second round pick was overkill
why did Presti even bother trading for him? sigh
are you daryl morey?