Ausar Thompson on what it’d mean for him if the Pistons clinch the 1st seed in the East: “I want the biggest thing… Woah! Woah! My fault. I want to win a championship.”
He wants the whole load
When a guy’s banging you…
Them young boys comin
It was given to me from a guy in the steam room
That street meat?
As long as there’s white sauce. You really need that creamy tangy moisture to bring it all together
speakin’ of comin
And you spin off of em….
Come on
He doesn’t just want a 6 inch, he wants a 12 inch. From DeMarcus Cousins
That 5 dollar foot long
You know you can’t go wrong
All the toppings.
Bottom dollar for all the topping
That’s what I call DeAndre Jordan on a vet min
GIRTH AND TONNAGE
Ausar, share the load
for his man cave
The thickest load
hahaha bro this is cracking me up
This just made me Google “was Ausar Thompson homeschooled”
Today i learned he was
Somehow this is both surprising and not surprising at the same time
The natural Reno 911 cadence gave it away
Amen will never let this go lol.
He said it like it was a scripted WWE sequence. The delivery and all.
“You are a boy in a man’s world… And I am a man who loves to play with boys…Wait!!”
Love it
“I want the biggest thing wait let me do this again”
“We’re live pal”
“I dont give a shit”
if you’re a pistons fan you know this is probably the most character he’s shown in a while. dudes all about business lol
This legit might be the first time people have heard his voice
Honestly twin is mostly the same way
I love him so much
Right mindset to have
lmao “my fault” real leadership there
Ethical Freudian slip
Accountability lmao
Extreme Ownership
Understandable, last year pistons got a taste of the playoffs, now they want the whole load.
I hate when I get just a taste
Just the tip bro
My favorite game to play. But then I wanna play ‘give me the load bro’
The fact that you can see him processing what he wants to say and he still comes up with that is killing me.
Idc what anybody says, pause shit is hilarious to me. Will always be. Fuck it, I’m immature, oh well.
Roy Hibbert walked so everyone else could pause.
One day my Hibbertcoins will be worth something
pause
Great mentality but also…pause.
Get this guy to the Knicks asap
Josh hart has two thumbs for a reason
No
You gotta get gay to make him stay. Get gay to make him stay!
Im ded 😂
me when I nearly submit the wrong answer for a quiz question:
Bro thought for so long to try and get out of that one
This is hilarious
Bro this obsession with not saying something that sounds remotely gay is so exhausting tbh, never understood people that unironically do the pause shit
Not saying this particular instance is that deep/serious, but just in general
its not that deep bro its just funny
what’s funny about it?
Ask your wife’s boyfriend he’ll explain it
Different people find different things funny, it’s really not that deep
It’s just like saying “nice” to 69 or “that’s what she said” to innuendos, it’s just a minor funny thing that you notice during conversations then move on
Have a laugh at it. Thats the point.
what’s funny about it? that’s the point
Men, particularly young adult men, find unintentional references to sexual activities amusing
If it isn’t “pause”, it’s “phrasing” or “ayo”, “NH”. It’s just human nature
Shit I’d do it for straight stuff that’s sexual too
It’s not anti-gay but really towards any sexual innuendo.
Yall really just can’t have fun and are so overly PC. Lighten up man
It’s really not wrong when you think about it practically.
guys take things the wrong way with women thinking they’re interested when there not. This is the exact same thing cause guys know that guys take things the wrong way
And there is gay in the nba
This is why he could and most likely will be getting fined. Individuals like you are hurt about it.
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This actually isnt the same shit as that at all
I am always surprised by this and the general homophobia in the nba subreddits
Lots of kids.
Explain how this is homophobic
Why is bro looking like a human caricature of Squirtle
Ayyyoooo
Reporter asked him about clinching playoff spot, not 1st seed..
r/nbacirclejerk strikes again
Is it not silly and doing more thinking about gay sex than you should when you micromanage your language like this.
Bro hit the pause button in real time
Pause.
dawgg
PAUSE
Go Pistons! I want Rockets vs Pistons final!
Fine on the way based on the standard for Sliver.
Pause…. Lmaooo
Bro been takin a few too many peaks in on Cade’s showering time
Hes saying he wants the largest possible member of the “family” of things that could happen to an nba player
That’s what she said moment
you can see the exact moment his brain realizes he almost gave nba twitter enough content to last a decade. he was fightin for his life in that silence
Please explain, Ausar
#SKEEE—WHOA
Somewhere Vince said, “woah” and Melo said, “Huh???”.
you just know he learned this from getting absolutely roasted in the locker room for similar slip ups lol I can tell Jalen Duren and Stew don’t let him get away with anything
Bro wants to be hung like a jury. So what?
Can I just be that guy and say the title is wrong? The question was about what it means to be the first team to clinch a playoff spot. She didn’t say anything about them clinching the number 1 seed.
lmao
Ausar “Tobias Funke” Thompson
Scripted unfunny
“He wants real meat, with the white sauce on it” - Chuck
Calling attention to every word and making everything gay is actually the gay thing. Always has been since the days of no hobo.
Good to have big goals ! But sorry you’re not winning against the behemoths of the west in the finals
Guys he’s referring to Wemby!
He wants to clamp Wemby on D while his swelling is up
It’s a funny little moment but it’s kinda weird how homophobic the new generations are. You can’t even say something which in context makes perfect sense if it’s even remotely able to be construed as gay somehow.
Immature…… no one is thinking it
He 23 its aight
Weird cuz whenever someone says they want the biggest thing; I always think of a fat veiny cock
Sounds like you have dick on your mind