[Highlight] Announcer right before the Spurs Heat game: As great as Wemby is, he has never scored 83 in a game
Wilt, Bam… Kobe.
In that order.
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Jesus fucking Christ
Holy shit. what a comment
Wowzers
Great Googly Moogly
What’d it say!?!?
almost 400 up votes and he removed it? Was a spicy comment about Kobe rolling in his grave.
Looks like mods got him first but i am curious what was said
In 2020 you would’ve had people at your front door with pitchforks.
Today we 😂😂😂😂😂
The facts were public knowledge then; just as they are now.
The ghost of Kobe’s degloved penis is irate
His red mamba if you will
Don’t bring Matt Bonner into this
Bruh
disappointed in myself for not realizing there could be a reply that was worse 😂
DIABOLICAL.
Can’t even be mad at it, tbh
Which piece is the ball hog?
FROM THE TOP ROPE
Had check why sub I was on jfc
U bum
This is an absolutely insane comment but also peak Reddit so I can’t even hate.
Assorted. My God
Krispy Kreme dozens won’t be the same for a minute
Oh my days
Damn g
I hate you, have an upward vote
Don’t know where Wilt factors into all of this, but I do know Kobe went Bam
Jayson Tatum just ruptured his other Achilles in anger
I’m fully prepared for Tatum to tweet “I got you Kob” right before he plays the Heat next, then proceed to put up 8 points on 24 shots.
It’s gonna be crazy when he follows in Kobe’s footsteps and demands an unsafe helicopter flight that crashes
get Tatum away from Colorado
From Cambridge to Backbay
I thought i was in nbacirclejerk for a second 😂 you guys hate my guy tatum to the core
Truthfully, I have the utmost respect for Tatum atp. He deserves his due flowers coming back from his injury so soon and being so in-form, let alone his elite play in the prior seasons
Tatum would have stopped at 80 out of respect.
just like Klay showing his 4 fingers.
RDC!
Guess this proves you need to have a catchy and unique first name to top this list
Don’t forget Anthony Edwards.
Bam… Wilt… Kobe.
You can watch Bam’s 83 point game on league pass, Wilt’s exists in radio snippets.
“Yeah… all time greats man… there’s Wilt, Kobe… ME”
Jayson Tatum what are you doing here??
You just got to accept it!
Fuck, Marry, Kill?
His name is like a sound effect to emphasize Kobe’s achievement lol.
Bam scoring 83 has made being an NBA fan so much better
“Grandpa, how good was Bam Adebayo against the Washington Wizards?”
Bam was different, yall young bucks dont know about this with your artificial limbs and neuro chips. Bam did that shit off of raw talent, all buckets.
How many 30⁄20 games did Kobe have? Bam and Wilt did it
/s
As a nuggets fan I always find that statement funny, because Jokic went for 56 against the wizards and we lost.
“Bam Adebayo was this much 🤏 better at basketball than Kobe Bryant! Don’t trust anyone who tells you differently. His nickname was Feat Culture.” -me at 83 years old
Now every player wants to whoop bam
He’s gonna get so many free throws he might break 100
As great as Jordan’s 6 championships are…he has never scored 83 in a game.
honestly…
MJ has a NICE career high, but it’s not 83.
Jesus may have walked on water and turned water into wine, but he never scored 83 points in a basketball game
I just saw him do it two weeks ago.
And then he “My Next Chaptered” to them after failing to score 83 points on the Wizards. Loser mentality
No one on the surface of the planet is able to say they scored even with 10% of Bams 83pts in an NBA game
within* is an important distinction
As large as Genghis Khan’s empire was at its height … >!never gonna give you up!<
Why score 83 when you can hit 69 lol
I know and neither did LeBron. At least he won more! 😂
Bam should embrace the madness and change his number to 83
That would be hilarious. xD
And then go out and score 84.
And then change his number to 84
He should go to the lakers and wear 8 and 24 on alternating nights.
They should retire the number 8 with Adebayo on the back in Staples Center
If he was a younger zoomer he hundred percent would
The Heat is selling those jerseys already. :)
Sick
True. That’s why Bam should win the MVP.
83 is definitely more value than whatever Wemby brings to the table.
Yeah imagine if he wanted to. Really just goes to show he’s not even playing for real most of the time. The fact that’s he lets others get the MVP says a lot about his character. Real ones know though.
LOL
And DPOY
83 > 55 and 60, last time I checked.
Lmao. You gotta love it. Bam and the heat are gonna be flexing this for years to come, and I’m all for it.
I’m happy for Bam and the heat
Why not XD. 83 is 83, Someone has to beat it or everyone else just calling bluffs.
Don’t poke that bear
Counterpoint: please poke the bear
We need to win this game please
no you don’t
They really dont
We lose and we go to 10th place
you can bring down the hawks later for us.
Hey! 🖕
praying for u bro
yea but 9th/10th makes no difference and its impossible to drop out of the playin rn
we need a win cuz we’re on a 4 game losing streak more than anything
Yeah but we want to be a 60 win team 🥺🥺🥺
And I placed a \(10 futures bet on the Spurs to have the best record in the league at the end of preseason. I really want that \)1000.
Oh really? Go Spurs
youll be out first round, who cares
Poke it. I want to see Wemby commit crimes against the rim.
tbf, this isnt the heat announcer saying that
Idk man I wanna see Wemby try to break it.
*alien
Another effect of that 83 pt game is every player now will be extra motivated to beat miami
I think the bear was poked
Wemby is hearing that and about to go for 166
Then rests the 4th quarter, I assume?
Nah he rests at half time.
Wake up, shit, get out of bed, drop a double Bam, back in bed before halftime DraftKings commercial
He’s about to go for 83 blocks
Remember that game in February when the Lakers rested everyone and Wemby scored 30 in like the first 9 minutes or something like that? He probably won’t ever play enough in a blowout to do it but if he ever wanted to one of these times he could go for it
Wemby is already getting triple-teamed when he’s only scored ten points. We might actually see a team quintuple-team him.
There’s a fetish for everyone
it was 25 in 8 minutes, and in the lakers crowd. if he really went for it, idk if he’s touching 83 but if he did i couldn’t imagine the reactions
Even better, Wembanyama stops at 82 and subs himself out to preserve Bam’s legacy.
25 in 8 is 3.25 points a minute. If he kept that pace that’s 150pt game, definitely not infeasible
I dunno seems pretty infeasible to me lol
So does 25 points in 8 minutes, yet here we are.
lots of people have the stamina and focus to do it for a quarter or two, not so many can do it for all 4
No lies detected
https://i.redd.it/eba9ekhx1ubc1.jpeg
this is the kind of stat that sounds impressive until someone says it out loud and suddenly it feels like the most unnecessary thing to point out 😭
No lies told
Factually Correct
But the best part about that comment is that Wemby loves talking about ethical hoops and Bam’s 83 was the least ethical game since the Colloseum Games back in Rome
Since Wilts 100 who literally did the same thing
Or Kobe 81 where he could’ve sat out up 15 with 4 minutes left
Wilts 100 and David Robinsons 71 were both more unethical. Wilt went in with the intention of scoring 100 and his team helped him do so by only feeding him, and they did the same intentional foul thing to get more possessions. Robinson scored 71 in the last game of the season, and not only did he go into the game with that plan because he wanted to beat Shaq in ppg, both teams were in on it because the commissioner wanted the scoring leader to be in the west, so the Clippers sat their starters most of the game.
Weird coming from a fan who watches their star get whiplash every game.
Ooh got em with the whatabout, nice
Some people are a slave to “ethics” whatever that means.. meanwhile bam over here free from the birdcage flying right past 81 points. “ethics” is an excuse, like a karen crying in a outlet mall for the manager
wizards were running down the clock on offense despite being down 20 and intentionally fouling when other players had the ball so bam couldn’t get possession. how the wizards tried to stop him from getting 83 was arguably as unethical as how bam did it. cancels out perfectly
the commentators comment is obviously a joke, can we appreciate wemby and bam without trying to drag one at the others expense
Yup, 100%. Wemby is the only guy who can flop since he’s an ethical basketball player.
Stg bam scoring 83 was the highlight of the year. Dudes that double stroke themselves with lube to Kobe legacy deserve it
The odd thing is it’s been all about Kobe, when Bam also scored more than every single player in NBA history besides Wilt lol
83 pts vs Wizards is impressive ngl. Vic can only get to 50 against them
Tbf that 50 bomb is still the fastest 50 pt game ever unless I’m mistaken. He got it in 26 min
Bam got 50 in 24 minutes
And only 9 free throws lol
Bill Russel and his 11 rings have never scored 83
So far
Thank you for sharing the bait, mate!
Are they trying to motivate him to score 83 or more?
Wemby gotta drop 111 on these clowns.
Ok now this is just getting stupid, pls stop
Bam absolutely can, should, and will feast off this for the rest of his fucking life
bam chamberlain But honestly, that 83-point game was played because the Wizards are bad; Spoelstra would refuse to allow that against competitive teams.
No competitive team would even be in that kind of situation in the first place.
Yeah every 70+ game except for Booker’s has been against a bad team. And in Booker’s case, the Celtics had a comfortable lead over his Suns (that only suited up 3 bench players!) the entire game. So the Celtics didn’t really care how much he scored.
You simply don’t see 70 unless one of the teams is bad/injured.
its still an NBA team with the top 3% of the talent in the world and miami had quite a few people not playing
This is a great bit and they should continue it
Did Bam win roty? Lol random ass metric
still a metric haha umad
Every star in the NBA is gonna have the Wizards matchup highlighted on their calendars from now on. If I’m Ant, I’d go for 100.
Single handedly trying to solve tanking by openly begging these stars to play 110% 40 minute games vs the wizards
EXACTLY i dont understand the issue.. the “ethics” argument is just a “call the manager” excuse coming from NBA karens
Bronny has never scored 83 in a game
“Wade might have won 3 rings, but he never as great as Bam83” Heat’s announcer, probably.
Wemby you can do the funniest thing ever
He doesnt have the stamina
Lot of people have championship rings, but how many people scored 83?
Idc Bam is 0-2 in the finals 83 points is all he needs for the goat convo
In all fairness, Wemby would have scored 150 in that game against the Lakers if he played the whole game and tried to.
“Yet”…
“And I took that personally”
Very catty, very petty
Lol
It’s true
Someone should try getting 84 with only free throws
Bam scoring 83 is the greatest meme of 2026. The gift that will never stop giving
Top tier jerk
Announcer should of said, no way can Bam score 83 on the Spurs
NBA players always walk like every step hurts lmao.
Just another stats that me and Wemby has in common.
I feel like if you gave Wemby 43 FGA (including 22 3PA) and 43 FTA against the Wizards, he could get more than 83 pts lol
Bam has never recorded 10 blocks in a game, he’s basically a traffic cone on defense.
So he’s going for 83 tonight is what I’m hearing?
84
Incredible ragebait 😂
Oh man, there goes that Bam.
Got eem
Hey google, how do you say 84 in french
how do you say “doesnt have the stamina” in french
Long behold, he just started another fire for Wemby
Yet
Checkmate
Stupid thing to say but doesn’t come close to the nonsense that comes out of rucco and burkes mouth during a regular broadcast
I still can’t believe this guy did it…
Bill Walton would be proud of that commentary.
True GOAT
…yet
Update: Bam with 12 on 25% shooting as his team is down 30 at home 👍
r/techincallythetruth
In 15 years people will remember Wemby, Bam will be forgotten.
When all the Heat has a franchise these days is a high scoring game lol..
If the Spurs were petty enough, whats stopping them from parking Wemby under the rim against the Wizards/Jazz and throwing lobs for 48 minutes.
Accurate
doing it against the wiz should strike it from the records fr
It’s ok, Wemby. Bam may never score 30 again lol