[Highlight] Sochan tries to milk Brunson, Brunson not impressed.
Sochan really does like to nipple pinch, that’s well documented.
Boob man get trade
Slap ass!
Honk YaKnipple
Rookie of the Year
First a thumb in his ass now this? Bro gonna request a trade soon
Bro needs to go to HR, whole team about to get mandatory harassment training
HR isn’t your friend, though.
True, they work for organization. Which doesn’t want to get sued for the inevitable sexual harassment claim from Brunson. So sad.
Exactly. I really hate the obligatory “erm HR is not your friend” reddit comments, while true it doesn’t mean they will automatically side against you. Just what keeps the company out of trouble, most likely. Which might mean taking your side
Trade for a bigger thumb?
Biggum Thumbs you mean?!
Release the brunson files
Some people really need to understand that they are not Josh Hart
this man has no peace on our team lol
I feel really, really bad for him. He’s being inappropriately touched repeatedly. If this was dumb locker room shit and dudes were into it ok fine but he looks clearly upset and even talks about not liking it.
Hate to be that dude but this sucks.
Well you gotta check the oil before you get your glass of milk
I was waiting for him to smile to go along with the joke. That man was seriously not having it.
cant find it but reminds me of the time luka pinched brunson’s side and got an absolute stare of death 😂
Brunson doesnt like people grabbing his love handles
Or poking his bum
Or like inserting a full thumb between the crack
or beating him in a game 7 while Reggie watches
*bunghole
I mean he’s almost 30. If my friends were still doing shit like this or nut checking me like we were still 14 I’d be pretty unamused too.
Even if I was 14, I would not accept nut checking lol
Things start to change when you get there.
Hart sets the culture, he is 14
The Nintedo Switch saga really is 14 year old behavior
Did he ever get the guy the switch? Because fuck him if he didn’t
I remember he offered tickets for a game, but the guy was angling for a better game to go to. I don’t think there was a final update.
Literal pennies to someone on an NBA contract. Hart is a clown
He did then he kept bugging Hart to try to get him to come to his wedding. Went from wholesome internet helps get him the console, to bro, stop harassing Hart about your own wedding lol
Sochan signed with the Knicks just last month. You have to be in a close friendship or comfortable with each other to do things like that which I doubt could happen in 1 month, especially in your late 20s.
lol cmon, you know nothing about those guys or their relationships
It’s common sense. Would you twist the nipples of a 29 year old guy you only bonded with for only 1 month? Even among friends, you don’t do that unless you really know your friends and you think they will be cool with your antics.
Although, there are just some people who has no boundaries so what I am saying might not matter.
It’s common sense. Would you twist the nipples of a 29 year old guy you only bonded with for only 1 month?
One man’s meat is another man’s poison
you are projecting your own values on to this situation. How do you know their relationship?
And it’s not like NBA players are strangers to each other before they go to other teams. Sochan and OG are both British and have known each other a while.
and besides:
you don’t do that unless you really know your friends and you think they will be cool with your antics.
how do you know that is not the case?
Twisting nipples is quite weird. I KNOW BASED FROM BRUNSON REACTION and its not projection. If those two are close then Sochan would know well enough that Brunson wouldn’t like those antics.
Edit: now that I think about it, maybe I am projecting. I am introvert and there is no way I could twist the nipples of someone I worked with for only 1 month.
I wasn’t trying to attack or dunk on you fyi. Just saying that things like this apply to different people in different situations.
Like these are guys who smack each other on the butt after every play. It’s just them bonding, even though it is very childish. Think about it, these are adults playing a kid’s game lol. This is sports culture, for better or for worse.
Ehhh pinching your boys nips at 29-30 is fine in my opinion as long as you aren’t trying to twist the shit out of it. Friendly banter but I bet Brunson felt weird about it cause him and sochan probably aren’t that close. When Hart does that kinda stuff to him he seems pretty playful.
Nut checking at that age is uncool though unless it’s your sibling
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Yeah, you and I will never be friends
You can’t just respect the boundaries of each individual person, huh?
Brunson acts like this too
I know this isn’t the point but when did cup checking become nut checking?
I thought that was a thing specific to sports with cups like baseball, not all balls.
Because cups are essentially non-existent these days and the behavior carried on despite the lack of a why making sense anymore.
Little kids see big kids do it (wearing cups) > little kids do it
Little kids get older, cup requirement relaxed if not removed, little kids now big kids still do it and probably don’t even realize why and couldn’t tell you if you asked them.
On and on for a few generations or so
Ok, so it’s like that Adam Runs Everything episode about circumcision.
Well, they did it to me
Vast majority of human behavior boils down to monkey see monkey do end of the day.
When did the Jimmy Tap start being called cup checking?
This is one of those things where you realize you had an abnormal upbrining - when did genuine cup checking (was that even a thing? lol) involve a surprise punch to the groin?
Cup checking only really makes sense in the context of baseball
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Holy shit they must be annoying. How many of them are just trying to fit in?
Bring super soakers in next week
Is this a male majority office?
I was unamused when my friends did it when we were 14.
like, who actually enjoys punching their friends in the nuts?
Apparently a lot of people lol. People are going hard downvoting people who say it’s bad. Pretty weird.
You must be fun at parties.
In this case, it’s also someone who may not be close with him like that. If it’s someone to put their thumb up my ass, I’d prefer it to be either my partner or my closest friends, and Hart seems to fit into that category, hence why he is able to joke about it after the fact
Yeah shit is so lame
Gee the guy with no jumper and no contract is doin titty twisters and the rich superstar roll his eyes. Maturity on display
What man would like that? They play too much
His hand rubbing his nose then staring down is definitely a way for him to try and prevent a smile
id probably do the same but I hate my nips being touched, let alone a twister.
Brunson 50 bomb incoming tonight
Brunson always has the deadpan fed up “i’m too old for this shit” reaction. Seriously doubt he was pissed at all. Just some dudes screwing around.
Bruh there was a time in middle school where this was THE thing boys did to each other. nonstop. It got real old real quick
Yeah i think hew tired of being sexually assaulted by his teammates after the Hart plug.
Probably cause he knows he’s on fan’s gay watch every since the thumbing incident.
Fr they gonna chase off thier best player by treating him like the little brother
Sochan chasing Brunson out of New York by pinching his nipples got a chuckle out of me
The funniest part is how Sochan immediately runs away to avoid confrontation
Those boys different in NY.
We are free. We are love. We are thumb.
WE ARE THUMB 👍
The Parappa the Rapper outfit is making him an easy target lol
Zohran effect
Just like us? You guys try to milk people?
I’m gonna try this with my coworkers at lunch today, I’ll report back later
Have fun in the HR meeting
good luck on the job hunt big bro
Get ready to learn #opentowork buddy
Someone will report on it lol
I have nipples Greg can you milk me?
FOCKER!
Milk, pinch, twist, I mean tomato tomato am I right ?
a lot of arrested development up in here
ya these dudes are fuckin weird
Yeah, I had a friend in college that used to do this shit all the time when drunk. Now he’s all surprised and confused why I haven’t prioritized preserving the friendship. And I’m neither surprised or confused that he never seems to hold down a girlfriend for very long.
Pretty easy to just like, respect other peoples’ bodies, I donno.
Just my homies
I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?
Disgusting brothers!
Wrong Greg!
I’m not gay, Greg.
LMAOOOO never thought i’d see this referenced on an nba subreddit 😭
Mans just out here getting diddled by everyone
I’m starting to feel bad for Brunson. Sexual assault is not funny. Do the Knicks have an HR?
Honestly, the league needs to keep him safe and send him to the Pistons with no hit to the salary cap.
(Joking, but yea, shit like this wouldn’t fly in a regular workplace. Sports is inherently different, but that doesn’t mean it’s right or ”just boys being boys”. But also, idk if he’s actually mad about it or playing around or what their dynamic is so for all we know, this could be nothing, but in the surface it’s uhhh questionable to say the least)
He’s definitely just playing along
I hope so, I guess we’ll know for sure if Sochan is back next season😂
Everyone bullies Brunson on the team its hilarious
He takes himself just a little too serious, makes him a target haha
Bro been on the team a month lol, JB is too grown for this league.
The Knicks are fueled by Brunson milk, Sochan’s paid to do this behind the scenes. Wake up sheeple
This team be moving different
We’re on some Sacred Band of Thebes shit
If Sochan gets released we know why.
The question is. Was the juice worth the squeeze.
How not to get resigned in the offseason
-15 team chemistry
Knicks whimsy: 42 upvotes
412th post about LeBron defeating Father Time: 1837483e28 upvotes
Does anybody else say ‘Jeremy Sochan’ the same way as the Pearl Jam song? “Jeremy spoke in” fits Jeremy Sochan perfectly
Well now I will lmaoo
dammit, now I can’t unhear this
Definitely fits, but I’m not trying to hear anything extra in Eddie Vedder’s voice. As little of that as possible is good for me.
Boo on you Pearl Jam is the shit
I’m sure I’d love them if not for the yarl. I just can’t handle that noise.
I will say, my friend showed me the video for their song Evolution not too long ago. Rolled my eyes hard when Pearl Jam came on, but he doesn’t yarl in that song, and I actually really liked it. And the video was good too.
So I’m more receptive to Pearl Jam than I ever have been, technically, but… It’s hard to see me ever becoming a full fan.
Hey man I’m just bustin your chops, pearl jam is certainly not for everyone. Not that I’d expect a Celtics fan to have good taste
It’s a little brother move and Brunson is picked on enough by Hart lol
gotta hit him with bean dip next
I’m sorry, I don’t like invasive ass friends like that. Play too damn much 🤬
“Bro this is why no one takes us fucking seriously man”
Watch this leading him to not get re-signed
In your dreams!
Yo 💀
Sad boi Jalen getting bullied even by the new guys lol
That’s why Brubson’s not taking a discount anymore on his next contract 😂
Brunsen didn’t consent
I hate when people do this. Only have one friend who still does as adults and he’s kind of an asshole.
Predictions on Sochan’s next team? He feels like a Blazers project to me
Yeah, for real. My friend who does this shit wonders why we don’t hang out much anymore. We’re almost 40, man. Wtf are you still doing this shit for?
Suns is my guess
Walking around pouting. Life must suck as a Knick.
That was hillarious to me
Is this the Josh Hart effect?
Brunson is just a lil baby doll for his teammates to take turns accosting and probing
He’ll keep doing it with a reaction like that haha
Brunson either way too nice of a guy or his team mates know something about him we don’t
Brunson getting sexually assaulted left and right
BING BONG fuck ya nips
I love when they fuck with this man. 🤣😬
TUNE IN TOKYO!
Titty Twister
Twist his…ill let yall fill in the blank! But also id be angry too.
Over/under : pinched nipples vs thumb up the ass
Why is teammates always trying to engage in funny business with him is the real question here. Then you got the Bodega Voice 🤣
Brunson looks totally out of breast.
Find a more sus team in all of sport
Neither are on the team anymore but…
https://people.com/sports/crotch-grab-joey-gallo-nomar-mazara-double-home-run/
KAT is currently requesting a trade
Ahhh the good ol nip flip
Team full of weirdos
Knicks gonna lose in playoffs like they always do
Seems like in NY the stars get bullied instead of the role players haha. First the thumb incident and now this. Kinda feel bad for him
Brunson is such a serious, locked in guy during games that he’s easy to mess with
Its always brunson getting harassed lol
Come to LA Jalen, you won’t be treated like that.
You just know Jalen Brunson is that friend that does shit like this also except not in public. That “why you acting shy bro” mf.
Bro!!!!
Poor brunson, always getting molested
Since when are we referring to a simple nipple pinch as trying to “milk” someone?!
Am I bugging or is this music kingdom hearts
That hat working overtime covering his big fucking head
[reads title] ayo, “milk” is crazy, what’s that supposed to mean?
[Sees video]
Oh
I would take that as a sign of disrespect to be real with.
I would be a little pissed too.
Dude who pinch other dudes nipples are literally the worst of us, and that’s why no one likes you Brayden.
That’s a purple nurple where I’m from
Brunson most abused by teammates outside rookies?
The booty bandit got him. Ain’t no going back.
What’s up with all these sexual assaults on my boy, Brunson??
Imagine JR putting a thumb up Melos ass
He legit looks like a sad picked on school child that gets his lunch money taken on the daily.
Why are his teammate comfortable with these public display of affection specifically with him🤔
They must not respect Brunson cuz they keep violating him IN PUBLIC.
Life as a Knick must be agony
Song?
Why ppl be doing this to brunson 😭😭
Them young boys comin
Janel Brunson: DNP - Purple Nurple
Dude was fried that game 😭
Workplace sexual harassment
He should have pressed charges against Hart, now the rest of them are getting comfortable bruh
wow the knicks are really close with each other…
JFC til that this is referred to as milking lmfao
Sochan-dsy.
Surprised he didn’t dive to the ground after that interaction
Seems like he only wanted his nips pinched at home, fugg all that PDA business
He like it up the ass more.
First Josh Hart now Sochan… KAT must be rubbing off on these guys.
Sochan is Dominican confirmed
Knicks such a sus team
Brunson not ready to come out the closet and his boos keep trying to force him