My grandfather had Wilt. My father had Kobe. I had Bam

Both happened in Miami, right? That’s really weird.

1. Wilt
   
2. Bam
   
3. Kobe

Except Bam Adebayo of course

Don’t forget hoodie melo

black history month Jarrett Allen

Court case Kobe. Balled his way to freedom

Custody battle Luka seems to have eclipsed head-band Luka, and for that I’m sad.

Is strip club Harden a variant though?

Ankle bracelet KCP

Don’t forget:

• Courtside Baddie Jordan Poole
• When Another PG Starts José Calderón
• Masked Kyle Korver

Contract year Whiteside 

Hoodie Melo, Mishandled-the-ball Curry, garbage time Mulder, Olympic Patty

Off season Simmons/Zion

A lot of very smart people are saying this. Nobody thought it could happen. People are talking about it, the best people. It’s tremendous, you wouldn’t believe it.

The Mavs are gonna be a top defense with AD, you just wait and see!

Still got to give it some time. Luka is fat or something according to the media

It might be too soon to say that, he’s not even All Nba 1st team according to Perkins.

I don’t know dude, I think the best days of Luka are way past it.

He is lucky that Cade just got out for the season. Might open up a slot on 3rd team.

Not sure about all that, but he should at least get fourth best player of the week.

Inb42nd

Second best scorer on the court

17th is a stretch, maybe top 25

It’s so habitual to the point I have absolutely zero reaction to every shot hitting for the last 6 minutes

It’s been all of them too. Bron, Luka and Reaves are obvious but even Smart, Rui, and Ayton have moments.

Satan: What the fuck am I supposed to do with that bum?

Eighty years from now , people are still going to be talking about this as the worst trade of all time. This is the Babe Ruth trade of the NBA.

No, he might trade all the evil people back to earth

Iran has Luka clones guarding the Hormuz Strait.

Luka casually gets 2-3 STLs on his stat sheets nearly every game. I’ve been telling people this for ages and it seems to just go over people’s heads. He hustles off ball like crazy for a guy putting in that much effort on offense. There are players out there who would never bother stealing the ball if they scored points on his level. He is way more well rounded than people pretend he isn’t…

The 3 ast is such a Kobe move. Fuck it sit in the car and don’t touch the radio.

5 steals and 2 turnovers

insane game

He had a stretch in Dallas where he dropped 50 3 times in 6 games.

But yeah he’s playing as good as ever. Luka is insane when he starts cooking like this

He had better stretches in Dallas, people just weren’t paying attention 

I think his 2024 Finals run was better, but this run is also insane lmao

He was literally the best player in the world just 2 seasons ago

Eh. Cant top the Suns spanking yet lol

Reminds me of his 2024 before playoffs play. He had a stretch there where he was the best player on the planet. He got injured for the playoffs and came down to earth a bit. Still made the finals though.

Some foolish Heat fan probably talked smack to him after the tumble and poof set him off

Matched his career high with 5 steals.

Bro i got so scored when bam hopped on his back, he was already bent over to so that weight easily could’ve been a strain and probably hurt so much. Luka’s iron man ability is underrated imo he takes so much in every game and still usually avoids major time missed

I was actually kind of mad they were playing. They must have demanded too, only way it happens. Then I was like ok, go down 20 and give up but they just kind of hung around and the looked awesome in the second half.

I can not freaking believe they won this game.

Stu Lantz (Lakers commentator) was like they’ll get their legs in the second half- and I thought “what?! I’d be even more tired” well… he was correct.

100 points in back to back games in less than 24 hours. Just unreal. What a monster.

He also makes it look so effortless.

This whole season I caught myself saying “oh shit, when did he get 30 already?” so many times.

60 points on 60% shooting percentage

That spin fadeaway floater was so smooth in the 4th

Yo he actually lost weight this time around LOL

A b2b where the Lakers didn’t get to Miami until 530 in the morning

Pelinka finessed so hard I’m fucking crying man

I can’t believe he’s not on my team 😢

Nico saved us from a rebuild

I’ll never forget the exact moment I found out he was traded to us,

Was at a bar and all the guys were saying Shams got hacked for an hour

It’s like a top level Steph Curry game, except he also went to the free throw line ;)

i mean its something everyone known right after the trade

They got Flagg and gonna get another top pick this year most likely. Could’ve been in much worse position.

Damn I ain’t know Dame had 5 that’s wild

I’m surprised harden only has 4. Felt like prime harden was dropping 50+ every week at one point

Reminds me of the Divorced Enzo Fernandez run of form

Technically, Luka was never married. Engaged and separated.

Him and Kyrie on the Mavs was so fun to watch

He is the MVP, if the Lakers keep the 3 seed and he continues his trend, there is no argument other than narrative. His impact on the game is unmatched by anyone other than a good Jokic. Remove him from this team and the Lakers would be tanking right now, either around the 10 seed or if they realized this season was a wash and fully embraced it, even lower than that.

Lakers are the most popular team in the country, so in any arena at least 30% of the fans there are rooting for the Lakers so not that crazy. Any other team it would be though.

dude in his 73/9/7 game against Atalanta, the whole crowd started cheering when he was making shots at the end of the game. jt was insane

Only game I’ve watched in the last year was the first game lakers came to Dallas after the trade. I have 0 interest in NBA basketball.

Honestly it killed my interest in sports in general.

People left this dude out of top 5 on mvp vote straw poll.

Custody Battle Luka

“Nico knew something. His motor is cooked”

Lakers gotta give him a ring if you guys win a chip with Luka.

He was 8th last night so he’s 9th now.

One of these is a lot more unusual than the other