Highlight] Luka Dončić hits the dagger step-back three and lets the Rockets fans know it.
That’s genuine crowd work and audience participation lol. The thing about Luka is he seems perfectly ok to get what he’s giving. He will never ask to throw someone out, but for the hecklers to be ready to be in the receiving end of ass fuckery and clapback eventually. He will also not bitch about it to the ref. I mean he will still bitch to the ref but for entirely different reason lol.
I think he’s thrown one dude out and everyone immediately said it was because the fan called him fat, it probably wasn’t, but it was a funny time
I think his name was Nico Harris or something.
The idea that Nico Harris goes to these games in disguise just to heckle Luka about being fat is hilarious
ya jackass!
He threw a fan out once and said he regretted it right after the game.
Ass fuckery huh
Net barely even moved. Just like me when Luka is on top.
Hol up
Nah, let him cook
I wouldn’t even let him use the microwave
Mistah… should I call you mistah?
What
You heard him, her, it?
Dude is so slow too, how does he do it.
Slow is smooth and smooth is fat fast
Spotted the simracer
Elite change of pace, he’s more athletic than you think.
Yeah he keeps them off balance its like chasing a car going 100 then they slam the brakes and you blow by them
Plus he can beat you in many ways depending on how you guard him. Unlike, say, a Ben Simmons where you know he ain’t gonna shoot, with Luka you worry about him shooting, driving, or passing
F1 vs drag race
Triple threat: shooting , dribbling and passing. Gotta close out because he can shoot from deep 3s, have to be hesitant at closing out because he can dribble and cross you over, and teammates can’t help because he can pass. Luka is special because he lets the defender come to him and pick their poison without the reliance of physical gifts other than his height.
Elite NBA player is more athletic than we think lmao. Luka has been ridiculed for his weight so much that these permanently online dudes think he’s just like the chubby dude at the office who limps his first couple steps everytime he gets out of his chair.
he’s just smooth
Iverson said it best about Doncic: “He makes major moves”
Magic
SGA, Luka and Jokic all play at their own pace
His beautiful man tits create the perfect center of gravity as they flop around in the wind on every cross over. That level of balance will make any amount of slow smooth
CentriLukal Force.
More real than centrifugal force
i think the players are just rubbernecking him and by the time they realize it the ball is already on its way to the hoop. those tits are mesmerizing!
Watch some of his stuff on every courtside angle u can find. It looks completely different up close.
He’s like an avant garde musician playing a complicated time signature. It’s all about deception and making his defender guess. If he were much faster, the instinct part of the defender’s brain would kick in immediately, but he gives you juuuuust enough time to make you start thinking.
I think since we don’t watch it in person, we feel that it’s slow.
Literally the defender is on his heels throughout Luka’s dribbles. So Luka already has him where he wants him. These players are way faster when you see them in person.
you try to guard him. i bet he’ll seem faster than you thought
Incredible change of pace, he’s the absolute God Tier version of that crafty old guy at the Y who somehow always gets buckets despite seeming like he should be getting blocked constantly.
He has amazing body control, can go from high speed to basically stopped with ease and he’s big so you can’t really push him around
Elite brakes.
They’ve talked about his ability to change pace and move, it’s definitely more insane than he gets credit for.
Time control fuckery, like Ekko’s watch.
Unexpected Ekko!
He plays all the angles. He and Bron are both basketball savants.
Plus I heard he drinks sweet tea, so the answer to “how does he do it?” is…sugar.
He’s so much faster than he looks on TV
According to Dillon brooks, his 1st step is fast af
He’s a professional athlete. He’s a big guy. He looks slow but he’s faster than you or me
What did that fan say to Luka in the first half? He was shittalking that fan like crazy
Called Luka gold in overwatch
Asked Luka to switch off Hanzo
Said he was feeding
That lady saying to Luka “Shut yo fucking face”! Like that shit aint got him fired up through the entire game lol
He hates those people
He’s one of us
houston, yall got a problem
That’s their cue to go home lmao
Thats original
Charles Barkley hasn’t been sleeping well that’s for sure 😂
Whose your daddy, houston! -Don Luka
Loved how those two bitches at the front seats were still wanting to talk to him.
Tryna be his new baby mama’s
Good luck to all going up against these mofos in the playoffs.
The mavericks turning Luka into a salary dump within one year will always be the most ridiculous thing in basketball history.
Khris Middleton
Marvin Bagley
Max Christie
1 FRP
lmao, easily the worst trade of sports history
Easily
Luka is a Laker.
Man wtf is Jabari supposed to do. Every single one of those fakes is so effective it created an ocean of space but if he doesn’t respect them it’s an easy bucket. Too damn good.
He had Jabari doing the Electric Slideee
Child Custody Luka is a menace
Sounds like a home game
Houston should maybe just stay in orbit for now cause they can’t handle the heat down here
Unrelated but those team logo transition animations are sick
Jabari Smith had no answer
What was the song played during the replay?
Unicorn by Em Beihold.
Let him dance 🥶
He’s one of us. He’s one of us.
Fuck the Rockets 🤣
Dude is cold