Lebron has passed away >!the ball!< at the age of 135. New time all time assist record!

Surely.. this can’t go on much longer

He’ll spend his 8th prime with them

Because Jarrett Allen and Evan Mobley are better than checks notes Dominayton and Hayes.

Because the Lakers won’t bring him back and there’s no way he just walks away without a retirement tour. A retirement tour for the Cavs would be an incredible narrative. Plus why would he hang it up when he clearly can still be a winning player?

The Lakers would have to agree- LeBron’s contract is up, he doesn’t have a deal for next season yet.

Cavs have a better roster to compete in the next 2 years. It’s as easy as that.

LeBron also fits in perfectly in his natural position with their current starters.

Mitchell/Harden/LeBron/Mobley/Allen > Luka/Reaves/Lebron/ Hachimura/Ayton.

Only way LeBron stays with the Lakers is if they offer him a max or near max dollar value deal.

Cavs have a better bench and depth too.

Because the Lakers are better off without Lebron and vice versa.

Yeah and I’m allowed to thank whatever deity I believe in that you have to post this drivel unsolicited because nobody values your opinion enough to ask.

Facts bro I fucking hate “no one asked you” on a discussion board. The site is perpetually asking all of us on a conceptual level. If he thinks what you said is dumb, surely he has a worthwhile response? Lazy as fuck and just outright stupid, stupider than whatever the comment they’re ever responding to is

Just look at Shaq and Barkley last night lmao

So you think boxing out for a rebound is working harder than taking off into a full sprint for the fast break? lmao

Why should a 41 year old be giving max effort on defense like he’s Kris Dunn when the 27 year old stars refuse to do it? The complaints are tiresome.

It’s okay to have a dissenting opinion about LeBron James.

if by constantly you mean whenever the opportunity presents itself to him, which is way more often to him the one of one transition player ever than to others;

and by many times you mean the lebron signature move of magically receiving a pass as the only guy on the other side that he’s been doing for at least 15 years because he’s the one guy that can provide consistent net value when picking the right situations to be left alone there, i probably agree.

so unless your argument is that lebron james has never been great a day in his life, i’m very interested in hearing what’s so bad about all of this because you’re mentioning the things that he gets to do because of his one of one abilities, these are things that millions tune in to watch him do on a nightly basis, and yet you want him to play like jarred vanderbilt?

no one said anything about him being the grit and grind greatest hustler or anything, but you seem to want to build this narrative that he cheats the game. he makes everything look easy because he’s lebron james. others can try to do what he does and fail comically. should lionel messi try to sweat more on the field? or can he surgically jog and still have his dick slapped across soccer history. you might as well put a fitbit on every player.

also what an unfortunate choice of words. if lebron james is not a machine i don’t know who is, just a bad point dude

That’s what he’s TOLD to do by the coaching staff. Leak out on plays where it looks like we’ve secured the board or when the rebound is long and we have a chance to get out in transition. Do you know how bad we are as a team at generating easy transition baskets?

The fact you think it’s him being lazy and not deliberate strategy is what I’m talking about with the mental gymnastics. Do you think LeBron has the 0-step jumping ability he used to have?

Do you think 41 year old LeBron fighting for every rebound instead of leaking out for an easy seal and 2 or dunk is more beneficial to the team?

He’s not able to get as high up as he used to off of 0 momentum and a two foot jump. This what I mean when I say so many of you haven’t actually played this game. And that’s okay, but if that’s the case don’t make these kinds of comments from a place of thinking the player is being lazy or greedy.

Even if you take great care of yourself going full extension on a hardwood floor without pads on is gonna fucking hurt.

a clip about Lebron quiting chocolate chip cookies has more upvotes than most game winners this season, complaining about the constant Lebron slop that gets spammed and upvoted isn’t being a Debbie downer

Ad hominem and no argument because you know it’s objectively true, sit down boy.