[Highlight] The inflammation in my body is down everywhere, except one place
Wemby hangs dong, confirmed.
I heard he hangs ankle.
Shit your mom tells you these stories before bed?
Someone’s gotta
I heard he scrapes ground level without the proper compression under shorts
Kareem, you see ankle bone?
Dudes got a case of the Eggplant Parmesans
even if it’s just averagely proportional to his body, bro’s packing the equivalent of my forearm
The flip side is that if it’s even remotely average by normal standards it’d look tiny on him
he changed it to his ankle because he was sad his joke flopped
Probably wasn’t counting on the guy actually asking what the one place was and bailed out when he couldn’t take it further.
There’s only so many metaphors you can make before having to end the joke
he looked genuinely sad lmao
I would be too if I had to play basketball on an inflamed ankle on almost a nightly basis
Is Wemby the French Michael Scott?
C'est ce qu'elle a dit
Parcours
I’m dumb lol what’s the joke
His penis
Cock, specifically.
He’s French, he spells it coq
his alien prober.
He jerks off so much his penis is inflamed
Sounds like that’s not all that flops
Draymond Green is notorious for breaking.. ankles
Not by crossovers though
By the sound of it that thing was flopping all over the place.
r/nbacirclejerk breaks containment once again
He definitely lost a bet to one of the guys. I’m leaning towards KJ or Castle lmao
Def Big Booty
You saw that video too?
S U S P E N D E D
if wemby pulls his dick out and swats a ball with it does it count as a block
Pls don’t mention a spurs player and pulling a dick out in the same sentence 😭😭
people who say spurs fans cant complain about our dark years dont know what its like to see a lottery pick get waived for flaunting dong
He has a bright future in politics
That cost us our 2012 first rounder…
?? I think you got the digits mixed up lol
That Josh Primo situation needed its own Netflix series. I need to see a dramatization on how an nba player ends up showing a therapist his pen!s
Watch porn then
When you’re a star they let you do it.
Yes
Proper French is Ouaich
What a cock-block
Just grabs it with both hands like a rubbery baseball bat and knocks the ball into the rafters
Rubbery? Dudes rocking a glass cutter every time he goes up to swat a ball into the stands.
Coq au Wem
How long were you sitting on that
I actually almost went with Coque Monsieur.
https://youtu.be/73EgZGsyOuA?t=406
Or a home run.
So funny thing about this apparently at practice according to fox wemby did get a block with his d 😅
There’s no rule that says a guy can’t use his dick to play basketball.
Yeah but I want to see him dunk the ball with his dink.
Can’t use your leg
Bringing new meaning to a cock block
Cockblock
His PENIS?
My inflammation hasn’t gone down since that February+ winning streak
My February has ads because I’m cheap
That’s what I’m assuming because duh.
But that dummy reporter actually asked him where that one place might be!
I couldn’t for the life me catch Wemby’s response tho.
Maybe his “mankle?” His “man cave?”
He says “probably my ankle” really fast it sounds like to me
“Get your hands off my baguette! This is Wemby Manifest!”
That’s right, His peanits
Weirdo
No it’s science. Wembys dong is the tesseract.
You’re weird for not being concerned about the one place his inflammation hasn’t gone down
An erection over four hours is a medical emergency, Wemby
That only applies to humans (well, animals as well, I assume, never made it a habit to study animal dick). But Wemby is an alien. Four hours might be totally normal
It seems like a double entendre. Like even if he’s talking about a different place, he still knows how it sounds and is smiling about it.
oh yeah that’s right he’s 22 lmao
My dad once warned my math teacher, verbatim, “he sounds really smart but do not forget he is a dumbass kid”
As a former dumbass kid (and as I get old) I think about this a lot when I hear younger folks talk
We really got Wemfreaky before gta6
“MY FLAMING DONG hon hon hon”
Burning Crotch Guy from Cyberpunk 2077???
Dique
In the frost bank center. Straight up “inflaming it”. And by “it”, haha, well. Let’s justr say. My ankle.
My peanits
Big if true
Big and engorged
“It’s twoo, it’s twoo!”
That ending was hilariously awkward. Nothing was registered by the room lol
Wemby’s jorkin it
His french baguette
He’s taking his girl to Paris Baguette tonight
If Giannis said this the room would have cracked up.
Fun fact: Wemby’s alias when he stays at hotels is Mike Oxlong.
Don’t worry goat I would’ve laughed
Ah I’m real happy to hear that
Dense ass reporter bruh lol
We need proof just to be safe.
how long is it
you ever seen bedazzled?
You ever been in a Turkish prison?
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
You ever been to Bosnia? You ever been in the shit?
In feet or meters?
As long as a single Baguette
Le’Baguette
I love the dude and appreciate him being passionate about the game and having fun. It was a fun silly answer and they just let it die.
Deeeeeeez Nutzzzzzz would have been the greatest response ever
He should have immediately followed up with “…because I keep hitting it with this big ol’ DICK”
Most athletes are sports funny. Wemby actually funny
Lmao
Guess he worked out with Josh Primo in the offseason too
Scrubs did it first
“The swelling’s gone down… for now”
The future of the league and he deserves it lol
nbacirclejerk’s 12⁄25
Thought I was on r/nbacirclejerk for a minute
In deez?
The Hog de Triomphe
Someone check in with him in 4 hours or so. If its still inflamed at that point, he should probably go to urgent care
Memberyama 🍆
Goonbenyama
bruh
Send da video to Doc
Dongmain expansion
Broke my leg and wrist skiing six days ago so I feel uniquely positioned to agree.
Easy follow up! “Show me your ankle and your penis and let me decide.” Journalism is so dead they aren’t event trying
Nah those reporters are cold asf hahaha
Some shit giannis would say, guess being 7 feet makes you extra freaky
That was a crazy awkward pause.
NBA media is boring if that joke flopped.
did he say “probably my ankle” ? probably? ahh hell naw lol that was 100% intentional.
for the uninformed spurs rookie Carter Bryant holds the nickname of Freak Nasty among the spurs subreddit, but after viewing this might have to reconsider who the real freak nasty is.
Are we certain Wemby isn’t just a French Joe Mazzulla?
So that means either his asshole or his cock IS inflamed if I’m reading this correctly?
Ayo. Pause. Timeout.
But why?
Sexually charged atmosphere
Draymond green is notorious for breaking.. ankles
Hahahhaha
Wemby with Edd already?? But he’s so young!
ladies and gentlemen of the press, I have a boner
ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
Wemby massive cock confirmed
He’s not known as “The Big Baguette” for nothing…
⏸️
God NO ……EVERY KARDASHIAN AND INSTRAGRAM MODEL JUST felt something twinge. .. Yoda please save him
damn his hair grew back quick
Bro does the helicopter and actually takes flight
“+5,000 fans +10% team chemistry”
Penal area?
My third leg
“If you know what i mean” - Mr Bean
Based
This mfkers arm is so long. i thought some else was holding the mic for him
Move over Greek Freak, we got the French Fornicator over here.
Reporter wanted him to say his cock so bad
His dick?
wemby probably got a foot long
Why would his wiener be inflamed?
7 foot 6 with a nice size…..
You’re not Giannis frenchie
Bandwagon Spurs fans are so hard rn.
I like Wemby and I’m rooting for him. But he honestly feels like the Russell Westbrook of the NBA. Just be urself man!
Assuming you meant Russell Wilson??
Hot take, I know, but actually I’d argue Russell Westbrook is the Russell Westbrook of the nba