I feel like Jalen Rose would have to coach, so that probably hurts a little bit

It’s actually an insanely good team lol.

Duren becoming good is what makes this team, because the rest of that team is just “oops, all guards/wings”

Assuming Jalen Williams leaves OKC to join the Jalenville Jalens, this is easily the title favorite.

I feel like communication would be a major issue with them all having the same name. I see them going 42-40 and getting knocked out on the play in

Almost certainly would be the best team in the league

The starting 5 is five all stars, they’re very versatile defensively, and they can score as well

Only concern is big man depth but they’re so good it might not matter

So many Jalens in the Nba. Why are there so many Jalens in the Nba ? Woke up and there were 30 Jalens in the Nba. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrXJi5PBEK0

Next exercise is trying to fit a team of Jalen’s under the current cap space.

Would they win a series against the Nashville Nicks/Nikola’s/Nickiels?

Denzel Washington claims he popularized the name Denzel. 

Who is the origin of Jalen? I think Jalen Rose has actually claimed it.

Any genealogists in the house?

Mom said it’s my turn to post this next week

Where the hell is Jaylen Wells

Easily the best team in the league. They’re starting 5 All-Stars with 2 All-NBA guys. Bench is solid too.

Just for shits and giggles, here’s how much this team would cost this season:

Jalen Duren: \(6,483,144 Jalen Williams: \)6,580,997
Jalen Johnson: \(30,000,000 Jaylen Brown: \)53,142,264
Jalen Brunson: $34,944,001

Jalen Suggs: \(35,000,000 Jalen Green: \)33,584,499
Jaylin Williams: \(8,450,704 Jaylon Tyson: \)3,492,480
Jalen Pickett: \(2,221,677 Jalen Smith: \)9,000,000

I’m adding in two more guys since we need 13 players total for a full roster:

Jaylen Wells: \(1,955,377 Jaylen Clark: \)2,191,897

TOTAL PAYROLL: $227,647,040

This team is \(86 million over the cap and \)56 million into the luxury tax. Then next season it gets way worse since Jalen Williams’ extension at $41.5 million kicks in and Duren is due for an extension as well.

All I hear is this banger: “ So many Jalens in the NBA 🎶”

Great team

At a major disadvantage with Jalen Rose as Head Coach

Next year the all star game should just be Jalens vs Jalens. Brunson and Brown are captains (I think they’re the oldest Jalens) and they draft their teams from the pool of Jalens.

We got any Jalens coming in the draft? Probably need a couple more to make it work.

Need to see a bracket of the Jalen variant teams against each other 

Their coach would be the OG Jalen Rose, so maybe not.

Only tangentially related because you mentioned Jacksonville, but it’s weird to me how culturally/sport irrelevant Jacksonville is despite being the largest city in the third most populous state and tenth largest city in the country, as well being the headquarters of the PGA.

But how would they do against the Jordan team (must include Jordan Poole)?

Wells over Pickett

And the Jax fans getting insanely angry online that the rest of the league’s fans haven’t memorized which one is “JayW, JWill, JB, Jaybles, JC, JAyce…”.

All timer. Might even top the Kevins

They would all be hurt

meanwhile, there’s only 1 active player named “Michael” (MPJ; three if you count Mikal Bridges and Mike Conley Jr), and 2 named “John” (3 counting Johnny Furphy), according to Google.

The Johns-and-Mikes can’t field a full roster.

This might be on 2k tomorrow

Ah. Another Roomates Podcast enjoyer

They’d be deep playoff contenders but probably not champions