Sam Hauser and Jaylen Brown hosted a movie night on their off day. Celtics players were asked who they don’t want to sit next to during a movie.
Rumor is Jaylen Brown is still pouring butter into his popcorn.
That was like a comedy bit. New person answers, cut to JB still pouring butter.
Don’t mind me, I’m making this popcorn float. Not all water is good water pours a half gallon of fake butter
It’s for the lobster he has in the plastic bag, I’m sure!
Omfg my sides
I was waiting for it to start overflowing
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Next time someone tells me im putting too much better, im going to say im on an nba diet!
You joke, but professional athletes eat a crazy number of calories because they burn it off working out. If you ate like a professional athlete and just lived your normal life youd probably be fat as fuck.
Even without working. They’re 6’5+. They naturally burn way more calories just existing
Popcorn soup
Who does he think he is? Luka?
Does he also have to go bag from Red Lobster ?
Yeah he hungry
That’s why I thought he had a cup he was filling with butter to pour on it
So is this about to be the new diet trend? I’d be more than happy to achieve Jaylen Brown’s body by pouring butter on all my food like that!
the shit pro athletes get away with eating blows my mind. and basketball players still dont burn as many calories as some other athletes.
I’m guessing soccer players burn the most, and baseball the least. At least for regular team sports.
I assume water polo players and swimmers really burn a shit ton of calories.
I’m pretty sure you burn more calories by default if you are 7 foot tall.
DK Metcalf supposedly subsists on nothing but candy.
You know DK Metcalf, the one that looks like a Greek Adonis.
I took my son to a Pokemon card convention and Antoine Walker was there. I double take a bunch cause there was this really overweight guy sitting at the Antoine Walker table before I realized it was him.
if he loses the ball on a dribble we’re all going to flash back to this butterfinger vid.
Bro he just likes some popcorn in his butter. What’s the big deal?
Did we even see any popcorn in that bag?
bro has more butter than popcorn
Seriously, JB trolling so hard here.
Him and Mackinnon would be best pals.
He was just there adding butter as an excuse to eavesdrop on the convo
Buttered popcorn? 🚫
Popcorned butter? ✅️
“I brought it from home because I don’t like the creamed corn they have”
Walsh’s reason is so funny. I can definitely see Brown saying that💀
Bro “not all water is good water” had me dying
Seems so accurate 🤣
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Reporting from flint. Not all water is good Water, lmao.
Dasani water is nasty.
Idk how Coca-Cola gets away with selling bottled pool water but they do.
Even during hurricanes no one wants that shit.
“i don’t wanna hear that”
Let me introduce you to heavy water 😆
Kawhi: “Alkaline my guy.”
that’s like a Kyrie quote
But hey, let’s dive into this.
I think JB, via Walsh, is on to something.
I’m gonna be using that quote for months.
It’s the truth tho lmao
I’ll explain later.
Brown watching the scene in dune where chamolet is trying to ride the creature. “And that’s why you gotta be the early bird”
Chamolet is killing me
I saw this exact same interaction earlier today but the original dude spelled it Chamlet lmao
A Shakespeare fan lol
Some nice Chamolet tea
“This the shit I be talkin about”
I can see JB getting all philosophical during a movie.
‘The book was better’
For an original screenplay
“I can write better than that”
“You know why they call it the Black List? Because of black oppression”
Without reading the book
I’m all for discussion, in the train or car after we watch the movie.
It seems like JB plans to watch the entire movie from the butter dispenser lol
He really is wise
What movie do ya’ll think they watched? My vote is for Wuthering Heights.
The Town
Joe: Yeah any other stupid questions?
Is this a guess?
Realistically an advance screening of project hail mary
Oh I like this answer
its on their popcorn boxes so probably that
You know its Hoppers
I saw this described as ‘the best Dreamworks movie Pixar ever made’ and just based on the trailers that kind of makes sense.
Sentimental Value seems like the obvious answer here
It’s gotta be Goat
Battle of Algiers.
Fantastic picture
Boys trip down to Metrograph to watch Stalker on the big screen, probably
Probably
Sirāt
A Serbian Film
Nirvana the band the show the movie
Marty Supreme
Hoppers!
Erin brockovich.
Hamnet
The bride
Kids
Sátántangó
Boston Media:
#RIFT IN THE CELTICS LOCKEROOM? TATUM SAYS HE WANTS TO STAY FAR AWAY FROM BROWN. LOCKEROOM UNITED AGAINST BROWN FOR HIS COMMENTS
^^^^^^ABOUT ^^^^^^THE ^^^^^^MOVIE.
UNPROFESSIONAL CELTICS STAR REJECTS TEAM CONDITIONING RULES WITH 2 GALLON BUTTER COUP
JAYLEN BROWN COULD BE TRADED AFTER REVEALING BUTTER BASED DIET AND HORRIBLE RELATIONSHIP WITH TEAMMATES
And saying not all water is good water, to athletes signed to specific water brands
Would be enough to get you cut from the Mavs.
Better get Anthony Davis in the return
TATUM SAYS JAYLEN BROWNS BUTTERY HANDS SPILL POPCORN - AND THE BASKETBALL - ALL OVER THE PLACE
Normal media: This team is incredible but it seems like the guys aren’t necessarily fucking with JB
Locker-oom
How much butter was that Jfc
He didn’t do the real fat guy hack of asking for a second bag so you can layer the butter and popcorn like a lasagna
Man fat guys really got it all figured out sometimes
I worked at a movie theater in high-school for a bit, our popcorn was unreal. We used real butter and id layer it. We took pride in our popcorn.
Or the straw trick, stick a straw down the bag. Pour butter through the straw then slowly raise straw for even butter dispersing throughout the bag
Do theaters do that? I thought the bags were an inventoried item. This is why prefilled popcorn bags in general are a travesty btw.
JB prefers his popcorn JB style: just butter!
Popcorn gonna be soggy af with all that damn butter. LMAO
I used to work at the same theater chain they’re at. The amount of times I had to change out the butter some nights was crazy and now I know it’s from people like Jaylen lmao.
I’m gonna hate for this, but the ideal popcorn is a little soggy from the butter. Not wet, but a little soggy.
Foul
JB gonna be shittin himself like Paul Pierce
All the fat goes to his brain like how it goes to some lucky girls tits
Cholesterol is critical for brain function. Jokes on you bud. Eat more butter 😉
Brown really brought take out Red fucking Lobster to the movie. Millionaires really aren’t that different than us after all
A rich person who lives in Boston year round getting Red Lobster in Oklahoma is so funny to me. He has infinite supply of incredible seafood back home!
If I had JB money, I’m grabbing some Chili’s triple dippers as my movie snack and a bucket of Arby’s curly fries
Man, you think they don’t have quad dippers for you when you’re rich? Mindset is just different at the top!
Cheddar Bay biscuits would fucking slap in a theater. This man really is a genius.
These guys are hilarious. Love them.
This does seem like a very wholesome gang. Ya love to see it
Brad a pro at making sure our team is full of good and wholesome guys
“JB, I’m watching the movie with you at the same time”
How am I supposed to know who that guy is? I just saw him for the first time, same as you!
Tatum overthinking the hell out of it is too on brand
Our boy is hella media trained
Does JB want some popcorn with his butter?
GARZA THE BIG BUFFALO???
So everyone cuddling around Mazzulla?
Rented out his own theater to watch the town solo
Just imagining them all walking out of the theater after with butter stains all over their hoodies.
JB walking out with his pockets full
JBs not walking out of the theater. He spent the whole time at the butter dispenser
JB seems like he’d be on his phone the whole movie then try to tell you what the movie actually meant after.
JB how much butter u want? JB: Yes
Celtics locker room in shambles. No one wants to sit next to JB. Is this the end??
LMAO “he’ll give you life lessons” so JB really does think he’s the smartest guy in the league
Just realized Walshy is wearing JB’s 741 merch at least 😂 still loves his big bro!
“He’s gonna be spilling shit everywhere…” JT not a second after spilling half of whatever he was just shaking on his own popcorn lol.
Jaylen “Butter” Brown
Actually a great name lol
This is at Harkins Theatres in Chino Hills. I immediately recognized it from the butter stations.
edit: This is in fact the OKC location. Apparently the two locations look the exact same (seriously, look at the photos of the two online)
Oh damn I thought it was a movie night at one of their houses and was like “who the fuck puts actual butter dispensers in their home. Rich people are weird. “
you 100% sure about that? they were playing in San Antonio two nights ago and they’re in OKC tonight, idk why they’d take a day trip to LA in between
This is 100% Harkins in downtown OKC.
see now that makes sense
You know what you’re probably right. I thought it must’ve been something they recorded back when they were in LA to play the Lakers, but upon further review apparently the OKC and Chino Hills locations somehow have the exact same floor plan and interior design.
Nah they’re def in OKC somewhere
it’s the harkins in okc
there we go. Keep stirring the pot and get them to all hate each other! Can’t have them taking the league by storm all of a sudden. We weren’t ready for this.
Also, if someone told me at age 8 or 9 that I could wear a hoodie everyday of my life if I just get into the NBA, I swear I would have made it. I needed that carrot dangled. That’s really all I have left for wants these days. Let me where my hoodie.
Never been to a game, so seeing them in a movie theater puts into perspective how big they really are, fucking hell.
I have a weird relationship with the Celtics cause I don’t dislike any of their players/coach/FO but I want them to burn to the ground as an organization
Man Jaylen Brown is something else
Someone tell JB not all butter is good butter
There’s no way he didn’t put that much fake butter on his popcorn and not have a raging diarrhea. Ask me how I know
Why tf does Jordan Walsh have a durag
Because Durags can also just be worn because they look cool
what da hell JB how much butter do you need for that popcorn man
Why is JB getting painted as the old black man preaching with the start of a sentence “brothers, brothers, brothers…” straight from a key and peele skit
How many edibles did Jaylen eat!? Dude was zoned the fuck out buttering that popcorn.
I love this team
Jaylen I think you need a little more butter in that popcorn buddy lmao.
If it’s anyone with the Celtics then the correct answer is Joe Mazzulla. Spends the whole movie giving you a breakdown of how overcoming jealousy, finding your identity, then losing and rediscovering your place of importance in an ever changing world is the key to living a meaningful life. Meanwhile, you’re like, “bro, just let me watch Toy Story in peace.”
That was cool to watch.
JB with mad butter on his popcorn and Red Lobster take out. I’ll sit next to him. Let me get three of them cheddar bay biscuits and he can talk all he wants.
Looks like there at the Hawkins in downtown OKC, man I haven’t been there in decades; used to be the my family’s go to theater until the Warren opened up.
HARKINS MOVIE THEATER MENTIONED LETS GOOOOOO
Imagine booking seats at the AMC and you have to sit behind Tatum and Walsh 💀
(I’m aware AMC has recliners)
I’m with Derrick White on that, my pet peeve is when someone asks me questions during a movie we’re BOTH watching for the first time. My mom does this, and it kills me.
Boston players seem wholesome. Love it
I wanna be in a rich club so bad for my munchies
Butter is to popcorn as JB is to movies, it insists upon itself
“Not all water is good water” 🤣
This is cool and all but what did they see?! What are their reviews
Need that! Especially if they saw Marty Supreme!
He’s right tho
Lol, wtf JB? You’re supposed to be an athlete, that was like 2 cups of butter.
Have some popcorn with that butter
Everybody seems to have the butter thing pretty well covered so I’d like to point out that everyone feeling comfortable cracking on JB seems like a good sign. That takes trust.
Jaylen “The book was way better” Brown, probably. I appreciate Ron’s answer because same.
Somebody needs to teach JB the straw trick, the popcorn on top probably disintegrated
Wait do you plunge a straw into the corn and then use that to distribute at different depths?! Please enlighten me!
Is he using the butter for the red lobster takeout? It’s possibly the only explanation
Jaylen pours the “Butter” like my Mom does. Pour it all over the sides and on top and shake until every kernel is covered. Ngl it is addicting but i feel like shit everytime after
JB finna give himself a damn heart attack with that bucket of butter
What is this do they screen tape in their own mf AMC?? Sweeeet.
I’m surprised I am not hearing “Joe Mazulla” answer
Is that a cup of butter.
JT was hoping Grant Williams was still in the team so he had a good answer.
JB finally made a top 10 list
Can’t tell if they’re holding a large sized popcorn or not
What did they seeeeeee?
Is JB the nba’s new Kyrie?
Now we know why JB can’t dribble with his left, too much popcorn butter
Nobody talking about JB and his red lobster to go bag. Ain’t nobody want to be next to that at the movies.
What movie the watch?
The caloric content of that amount of butter is catastrophic
Wonder what they watched?
Not all water is good water - I swear JB looked at Walsh like “yes yes absolutely”. Such a goober
tbf not all water is good water. mountain valley water is far superior to anything else out there
Nothing has ever made me like Jaylen brown more than him bringing red lobster takeout to a movie night at what looks like a rented out theater
Is Welsh fried or thats just how he is?
Ted Lasso vibes
That was way too small a bag of popcorn for that much MF butter
Somewhere; a dispensary had a phenomenal day! 💨💨💨
Jaylen Brown understands the significance of having enough butter on movie popcorn
What the fuck???? How much butter can that little bag hold? That was insane. Best team pr video since the diggs video