Didn’t he retire a few years ago?

That five or so year run he had with the Magic was godly. 

Not bad for the #76 all-time player. 

Is his family a big old bag of coke?

He does realize that you can retire because you’re too old right? Like that’s a normal thing. No one would clown him for that. It’s honestly impressive that he managed to keep playing this long given he’s a 40 yr old 7 footer with a history of knee problems.

Jokes aside, Dwight had a good run for when he was legitimately the best, if not top 5, in the league.

Retiring to bang dudes in Miami. 

He’s not gay

It’s good that he will have more time to spend with his 11 children.

I’m not even kidding. If Chuck ever retires, I could see ESPN getting Dwight to replace him

Superman has left the building :(

Hopefully he will manage all children’s support payments.

More time for blow.

Family? He has a wife? That is a woman?

This is a devastating below to whoever the fuck he currently plays for.

Retiring to spend time with Mr. Kitty?

The way he left us was extremely shitty and immature but I’m not one to hold grudges, especially when it’s been like 14 years now since Dwightmare happened. He was the entire reason I got into watching basketball in the late 2000s so I still have to thank him for that. No matter what anyone thinks of him, it’s hard to ignore his sheer amount of accolades when he was here (objectively the most of any Magic player ever) and the success that he brought to the franchise. I wish him well with whatever his future endeavors are.

Here’s hoping third time is the charm and that Paolo someday accomplishes for us what Dwight couldn’t.

One of the best defensive players of his era and I hope that fact won’t be lost to time. BS that he wasn’t on the top 75 list as a 3 time DPOY

Is Mr. Kitty part of his family?

But which family

I remember ESPN did a puff piece on him when he was in high school and he kept talking about wanting to change the logo from Jerry West to a cross.

lol

The focus on the family is such bullshit.

Focus on family? Which one exactly? He has 5 children with 5 women, aged 18-13.

One of the youngest has been in his custody since the child’s mother passed.

It’s a bit late to start focusing on family.

So you can be in the basketball hall of fame and not be retired?

good for him

sad he never got his parade for the 2020 chip he got with us, but a fantastic career - both domestic and international. Hope he sticks around the scene in some professional capacity moving forward.

Going to start living his second life as Tony Montana.

He’s retiring from basketball as a whole - I guess he was making an attempt to keep playing internationally but couldn’t make it work.

More time for domestic disputes with his ladies/men/etc.

I thought meant he took a job at “Focus on the Family”. That’s something entirely different lol

i liked watching him play with James Harden and Jeremy lin

That is a lot to focus on on. 

…and rehab

Am I the only one that remembers that insane thread a few years ago about some shenanigans Dwight got up to in some dude’s hotel room? Were those all allegations that ended up not being anything? Was that the circlejerk sub? That was too wild of a story. All I can think about when I hear Dwight’s name was all of…that.

What about his whole sexual assault thing with Stephen Harper?

Retiring to focus on trials and protecy his legacy

I am reading this after watching a video of an ex wife filing a divorce after making a video telling people that CPS took her kids because Dwight was doing cocaine…. something like that…. is this related?

EDIT: Just read the article, seems like is all connected.

I am retiring from the NBA, MLB and NFL. Where is my story

Apparently, Dwight just got divorced and his ex said 2 days ago CPS removed his daughter and had cops called. His oldest son is also trashing him.

Focusing on what family?

Congrats man. You were amazing in your prime. Cool that you got a ring eventually. Hope you were able to save and invest enough to enjoy retirement. 

No need to do a documentary, I think we’re good.

The coke got him thinking he still playing

Which family?

How will this affect Bunny?

Can you imagine watching a documentary about Dwight Howard? I can, and it would be terrible.

Unrelated but I recently saw him on celebrity wheel of fortune and he was hands down the cheesiest, cringiest, excuse of a contestant. Even secrest looked like he was about to lose it.

Which family?

the warriors pacers nuggets could use him

His boyfriends need him.

Time to lay his meat down for good