Kon Knueppel’s brothers are Kager, Kinston, Kash and Kidman, and his uncles are Klint, Klay, and Kole
His father is also Kon.
Not exactly r/tragedeigh, but an interesting piece of information I just found while checking the player’s Wiki page.
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More like the Kneupple K Klan.
Kon dunking footage:
https://wp.theringer.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/%E2%80%98American-History-X-New-Line-Cinema.gif
Also probably a huge Nic Batum fan, from his Blazer days:
https://i.redd.it/ruc100onpkl21.jpg
Now I really need to know if their middle initial is k.
Kon’s is II.
Like the second, but it’s in the middle.
So it’s K 2 K. So 3 K’s overall. Hmmm…
Or that the two segments K and K are parallel
No, the 2 doubles the second K so it’s… oh shit
K^3
But K is the 11th letter, and 11 looks like II, so 👀
Oh fuk
“Korn the 2nd Knipple” is a wild choice.
rich white people shit.
Kon the Second Knipple
I believe they don’t have middle names.
More like the Korver family. Kyle also comes from a bunch of k’s
krazy
Every kiss begins with k
So do some other things
Krack kokaine
King Kon
Krispy Kreme
King Kon Kneuppel or KKK for short
Ok, I’m going to reserve judgment until I know that there are no K middle names in the family.
Kon’s middle name is II, idk if that makes it better or worse
2 Kon 2 Knueppel
Wait till his son Kon Knueppel Tokyo Drift enters the league in 2052
The Kon and the Kurious.
Would that make Kon III… Kon Tokyo Drift?
II as in 2, or Ii?
As in 2, his dad is also Kon
Its just suspect that his parents chose to:
> K is the 11th letter in the alphabet
So, technically, his middle name is a K.
Nice catch on II ~ 11 and K being 11th char
What about his sibling’s middle names?
I’ll give you one klue
Krank, Kennifer and Kanye
Surely they have at least one Kronk? Pull the level!
Wait his middle name is actually II? I thought that was a joke..
Instanbul, not Kon 2 Kneuppel
My father and grandfather had KKK as initials. We are German, and look it.
They declined to make me KKK³.
These names are some Star Wars ass bullshit
Glup Shitto shall return in the NBA Playoffs
Magic, Jordan, Kobe, Curry, Lebron, Shitto
Some of the greatest of all time.
Klup K’Shitto*
When I was a kid your Star Wars name was your first and last name spelled backwards.
Somehow those make more sense then some of Kon’s sibling names.
I’m glad someone else did that. 😂😂😂
Or mortal kombat
I feel bad for Kidman. I wouldn’t want that name.
There are worse cruiserweight champions to be named after.
Kendrick?
That’s former current WWE champion THE Brian Kendrick to you!
Sliced Bread 2 >
And as long as Kidman Knueppel has a sick Shooting Star Press that nearly paralyzes opponents’ necks?
And eventually betrays Paul London
Keep actin tough, it’s gonna get creepy
All of a sudden you’re startin to feel sleepy
But in these streets, when you doze off you wake up wit’cha clothes off, ashamed feelin so lost
Whoa - you see my crew, you know my style
Victory is mine - you’re goin down
You can hop over the fence, run under the bed
Get down the block but you can’t hide
You can stay at your friend’s, sleep in your Benz
Free from the sins but you can’t hide
We get it poppin baby (right, right, right) We give it to ‘em daddy (true, true, true)
She’s a great actress
And our AMC Queen
Billy Kidman is an INSANE pull.
He was married to prime Torrie Wilson, he gets respect for that forever.
You’re a man when you’re a kid and a kid when you’re a man.
You kid, man.
I’m not your man, kid!
That one definitely gets into r/tragedeigh Hall of Fame
Maybe his parents just loved Eyes Wide Shut.
Baby did a bad, bad thing
That’s kinda the only name i fw 😭 like your friends call u kid, beats kash and kager in my book
Cash/Kash is honestly not a terribly uncommon or unheard of name but yeah what the hell is Kager? How is it pronounced? Like Rager/Pager?
Pretty sure hard g. Kay-ger
This family seems like they’re not shy about a hard g…
Would you want any of those first names? Most millennial parent ass names I’ve ever seen.
She’s an OG BMX Bandit, show some respect.
Nicole Kidman?
They born with white hoods over they heads?
nah the placenta usually comes out a bit later
well yeah up until circumcision
And Kole Knueppel is a NFL ref fun fact
Edit: college football not NFL my b
he reffed the osu v michigan game this year
And his cousin is a senior at his former high school named Zavier Zens. He’s gonna tear it up at Northern Iowa next year and also be in the league in a few years
Steve Kerr knows that family well
along with his son Nick
They should barbecue with Roger Clemens’ kids: Koby, Kody, Kory, and Kacy.
Yeah but that has to do with strikeouts
Do they write the K backwards?
Only the third kid.
ꓘory
Edit: should rename him ꓘoЯny
Could invite the Kubiaks too (Klint, Kyle, Klay)
Or Kimbo Slice’s kids - Kevin Jr, Kevin II, Kevina, Kevlar, Kiara and Kassandra
I bed to differ this is absolutely a Tragedeigh
Yeah I was gonna say I’m sure they’re lovely people, but these names suck lol
Those are some wack ass RPG names
I know nothing about this kulture but sounds like a very mormon thing to do
I don’t think they’re Mormon. They said it’s cuz they’re German lol
We don’t use those names in Germany tho and I don’t know anyone who uses a naming scheme like this lol
Strange exkuse
I know a family of 4 siblings who had a german father and all of their first names start with a K, so i guess it kinda exists
The German spelling of names like Claus and Clara is (mostly) with Ks, but none of these names are real German names (or names of different origin, but popular). Aside from Klay and Kole, which might be accepted by the Amt, none of them would even be allowed as names.
This would be valid if there was like a Karl kneuppel
My first assumption as well, but it seems like the family is Lutheran. So this is Midwestern white people shit.
I’m sorry to disagree but that is a tragedeigh
KKKKK. And KKK.
Not suspicious at all.
Went to college with his mother. She was definitely not racist. Lived next to his Aunt Julie for a couple of years and she wasn’t either. Solid stock on his mother’s side. Nordgaard’s all incredibly nice people from my recollection. Genuinely nice people.
Nice try Kandace we know this is an alt
Lemme guess…they had black friends
I was told you only need one
Good god.
I also just found out that Cooper’s siblings are called Planta, Raisa, Redd and D’Whyte.
D’Whyte Flagg?
Named their kid after the concept of surrendering smh
Surely Red Flag is worse?
They’re all fucking horrible.
Stupid-ass pun names probably is what prevented them from becoming pro athletes like their normal named brother
lol I love how you left this conversation thinking these are Cooper Flagg’s siblings’ names 😭😭
Dido wants her song back!
Actually any amazing song
Yeah they gave up having kids after they had him.
And his uncle’s name is Penal T. Flagg
They just welcomed their sixth sibling into the world called Sixx.
Yo I thought you were joking wtf
They are.
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Ace and Hunter nicely round out the top 3 most white boy ass names alongside Cooper.
I’d love to know what the katalyst was for this.
this is the whitest shit ever
Goddamn imagine being so committed to a bit you give a whole family dogshit names
Kwite the Klan.
Where Kardashian, Kun and Kang?
Bet their clan tag is kkkk
Someone’s ancestor was a klan fanatic.
Ron Stallworth about to make a inquiry over the phone
always thought Kon was short for some longer name. guess not
Koniferous
Koniving
Konivore
in
Konstantinople
Konstable
Kontinental
Konstipated
Right. At least, like, Konald or something.
It’s actually Konfucius
Kon II Knueppel
II looks like 11
K is the 11th letter of the alphabet
So Kon K Knueppel is one hell of an accident, like Steve Kerr’s son Nick
Do their middle names also start with K’s
The question on all our minds
That is so kucking ktupid.
K KLAN UPRISING
Kool
Kringe
Must have been really awkward before the last one was born.
In 8th grade we got a family of K first names and last names. I think there were like 6 kids so every time I met a new one I’d ask if they were the one with the K middle name
Kager
College frat boy or pelvic muscle exercise enthusiast?
Kash
The rapper of the family.
Hornets fans are close to having a Kon Klutch Klan section, aren’t they?
America really needs to have naming rules like normal countries. The Knüppels really harm their Kids with stupid names like that.
I really thought he was from utah.
Tight but Ricky Council IV has like 4 brothers also named Ricky Counsil
I don’t care I’m judging you if you insist of naming everyone in your family with Ks
Wow they are a Klan or something?
Leaning on all them Ks is kinda wild Nipple family.
that’s knuts!
A whole herd of ijits
Went college with Varlin Law, his dad was Vernon Law, brother was Vance Law, the both were Major League Baseball players, his sister was Vernise. All the other siblings names started with V also. Prominent family in Utah.
Muppets
Bet if he has a daughter he’d name her Konnie
…what’s his middle name?
Kidman should marry Nicole
So what are their middle names
Why not just go with regular names like Kevin, Kenneth, or Kyle? Kager is just atrocious, I’m changing my name to Jamal rather, even if I’m white
Frankly I’m amazed they aren’t Mormon
Knuts
The Klan
Korny
I really hope their middle name doesn’t start with a K
I’m going to need to know what their middle names are
I have Knueppels, Greg. Can you milk me?
3 branches of the KKK
And his dog’s name is Klancey
I bet there’s like one David in there and one poor woman had to have a tough conversation with her husband Kebbleberry.
These guys better not have middle names
I’d be pissed off if my parents named me Kidman
Kager already has power 5 college offers too
Why though?
Pretty cool.
Krusty Komedy Klassic
Klassy
Yup Mrs K birthed a dynasty 🙏
Did the father say “nothing personal, Kidman” when naming him?
Mortal Konbat
Whatever to all that noise. Kon is a stud and deserves serious consideration for ROTY .
Kool names
hmm
Kooky
Just like the Duggars’ names all starting with J.
What about his mom?
Is there someone called Kumar in that family? Why not?
Circle K
OCD
Kolor me impressed
The alliterative first letter thing might be #1 on the list of white suburban family tropes
Huh, good to know
‘K.
The KKKKKKKKK
Are they mormon, as this feels very morman like.
alright but what are y’alls middle names
The Rise of Khan
Damn, what’s wrong with “Ken”?