The NFL used to have one but they got rid of it recently because the players never used it

The reality is that they enjoy driving lambos drunk at 2 am. Has nothing to do with “oh i had too many i guess i can chance it and not call an uber”, They like doing it. Its incredibly irresponsible but when people point out the car service thing i just think, this has literally nothing to do with that.

It’s 2026 homie, it’s just called car service

Nope, hasn’t been a thing for a while atp

Brother is 6’6” at 2 AM in Arizona, he could be driving a camry and be fine

Just use the 6 figure robot cars driving around

I was gonna say to just fucking Uber there then and leave the car at home but pulling up in the car and everyone seeing it is a large part of the reason to go out in the first place

12 years ago I got a dui right before my 21st birthday.

I didn’t stop drinking til I was 25 and should’ve gotten multiple dui’s. It definitely happens more with people that drink and drive regularly than the person who went out just for a couple drinks and doesn’t have a drinking issue.

Can we call him DUILon Brooks now?

Or don’t give a fuck

This is it

Also, “You have money, therefore you shouldn’t be self-destructive and make bad decisions.”

Rich and dumb is still dumb.

Porn stars.

And fucking have children with them.

Nuts.

I mean you can though

Most of my weekend passangers are couples going out for dinner.

Homeboy the amount of times I use uber to drive a woman to me is greater than 1.

If you think you can’t get some play cuz you ubered to the date, you just might not have game

What?

Which is crazy because I cut through AZ on a road trip once snd those people drive fast as hell on the highways.

Took exactly 1 uber in my time visiting Scottsdale. Pulled over

I am probably the only person on the planet with two jaywalking tickets…both in neighboring Tempe.

Lived in Scottsdale for 7 years and never got pulled over once, lol.

Driving Under Mozzarella

It’s nice to hear some places take driving properly that seriously.

The average person will never be more dangerous than while driving a car since you’re operating a serious piece of heavy machinery capable of doing severe damage and quickly ending multiple lives if they don’t concentrate and take it seriously. I wish more places were tougher on using phones and the like while driving.

To be fair, a driver is distracted while eating and driving. I’m not campaigning against it. I’m just making a statement.

It’s a rich part yes, but it is also one of the biggest part / bar areas. Arizona is also very very strict for DUIs so it is heavily enforced 

In the Phoenix area that would be the nicer/rich area.

it’s called Snobsdale by locals, so, yeah

Scottsdale’s alright but its no Chula Vista.

Oh yeah, terrible drivers here but old town Scottsdale is pretty much just drunks and cops. You’re going to get pulled over there.

Henry Ruggs may have killed someone, but at least he was respectful.

He did initially blame the Fire Department for not acting fast enough, but he blamed them respectfully.

The suns are doing good now too thanks to him. I’m surprised they didn’t let him off tbh lol

He got released after an hour 20 minutes… that’s the celebrity treatment right there

Like actually though lol. I’m glad he was cooperative and got out within an hour and a half.

I just saw a video on Midwest Safety last night, where a lady willingly admitted to purposefully chasing down a road rager and crashing into her. Both women were being dumb, but to actually go and hit someone to the point where your airbags deploy is insane.

I saw a body cam video of a nurse who basically babbled herself from a window tint warning to a cocaine possession charge, one of the cops even said “You know you don’t have to say anything right??????”

Villain Crooks

Can’t be a villain when you talk shit and then can’t be found when your team loses

Phoenix metro has waymo, wouldn’t even need to interact with anyone.

Why not lol? You think every Uber driver even knows C-list NBA players?

Uber drivers take celebs/sports players all the time

Most of what you do in life is with random people I feel like lol

His hand is still broken he was not going to play tonight

He’s been out with a broken hand for awhile. He probably has to be there at the game, but he isn’t playing.

Fuck drunk drivers

Do you think he drove home from the police station?

Nah some places they’ll process and let you call someone sober to come scoop you.

Thats generally not a thing unless you cant find someone willing or able to pick your drunk ass up from the station at 3am

Well noo he also has a broken hand and the suns are like 4-11 in the past 15 games lol. Lost to the bulls who only had 8 players available last night.

yeah but our vibes are shot