this is true, we could all die tomorrow

“I go to bed questionable, I wake up probable”

Me when the boys ask if I’m good to go this weekend

Even if he was’t a genius coach, I would vote Mazzulla for coach of the year purely for him having this unique fascination with death. It’s just so real.

ESPN BREAKING: “Joe Mazzulla suicidal”

Joe “Kyle Shanahan” Mazzulla

This is a fuckin bar lol

go to bed questionable, wake up probable is kind of bars i cant lie

Gonna get this framed and hang it in my living room

What the fuck does that mean Kobe Bryant?

Bro he is just must see TV at this point💀💀

At some point someone needs to come out with a daily calendar with a Mazzulla quote on each one

I love Mazulla 

Jayson Tatum is STILL only 20 years old guys. calm down. plenty of time for a full recovery

LMAO, man, Joe Mazzulla is my favorite interview coach. Best dry humor ever, basically an office character.

Babe wake up, new Mazulla quote just dropped

Don’t know what it means but it’s an ¹¹⁄₁₀ bar

God I love Mazzulla

Mazzula never fails to amaze me.

Joe mazzulla is an odd duck

He’s had this one in the chamber for months

What a fucking quote

and the Cooper Flagg

The ole Kyle Shanahan

This is worrying. Joe Mazzulla will be the last man standing so if he’s dead, know that we have all been dead for days.

Mazzulla to no one in particular: Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.

I think dude may be my favorite coach in the NBA right now.💯👀🏀

God that’s a hard line

GOLD

This is “wake up dead” from scary movie 3 😂

I love Joe’s quotes man. Celtics really had Ime and this guy. Some people have it all

true that, true that.

Another Mazullaism

This man is a goldmine

Hall of fame madman talk by Joseph Mazulla

There’s no one funnier in the NBA at the moment. Deadpan assassin.

Thank god for Mazulla keeping things balanced from Tatum’s less than stellar bars.

Why does Mazzulla always has the best quotes? This line is fire. 

“Going to bed probable, waking up questionable.”

Firing off that email now for an 3 day weekend.

“Conspiracy”?

I don’t get it, why is it a conspiracy theory

Please don’t give Polymarket any ideas

JMazz da Rapper, with another bar. Drake prob gonna cop that.

How the hell do you go to bed dead? Cause you’re alive when you go to asleep!!!

He’s just like my chronically depressed ass fr

My wife also says this

I wake up DNP-CD

bro wth this dude on 😂

Tomorrow is the 6th. Would be interesting if he wanted to return on 314 day though.

A cup of Joe would wake everyone up

I could see mazulla faking his own death to motivate the team

What the fuck is wrong with this dude lmao

I know Joe’s kinda a funny guy, but a routine trend of gallows humor was actually an indicator I was taught to keep an eye out for. If Joe Mazzulla starts giving away DVD’s of The Town, I’d probably start ringing alarm bells and start taking it seriously

imagine if doug christie said this about like sabonis returning

the comments would just be shut the fuck up

Joe Mazzula looks like an Attack on Titan character, and talks like one as well.

Insta-Goat quote

We all know that he’s definitely killed a guy right? Likely in challenge coin related ritual combat, but still. Dude is nuts and all of us in Boston would run through a brick wall for him.

³⁄₁₄ is St. Louis day (area code). Tatum is from the Lou. It’s all coming together 🤔🤔🤔

This fuckin guy

He got this from Kyle lol

The Dallas Mavericks and the Cooper Flagg 🤣

His shtick is getting old. We get it bro, you’re sooo nihilist…

Mazulla might be the cringiest coach ever. He’s got the edge of a 13 year old from 2006