Bobby Portis plays a young fan in the longest game of Rock Paper Scissors you will ever see
Odds of them tying 15 times consecutively is 1 in 14,348,907.
Coincidentally, Portis is making $14,521,414 this season.
This can’t be a coincidence
Scriptwriters are getting lazy with the simulation this year.
r/theydidthemath
That’s some Dr Strange Infinity War odds right there
1 tie away from the 2nd apron
I’ve never played in a high stakes NBA playoff game, but I have had some intense RPS battles.
I’d have to think as they kept matching hands, the importance of the match started veering into a 1st round series type of situation.
we live in a simulation
It was 14 ties though. So about 1 in 5 million.
Portis winning on the 15th attempt after tying 14 times would be 1 in 14mil
The pattern was rock scissors then paper, he was definitely being nice
If we assume he picked up on the pattern after 5 turns, and there was a 1⁄2 chance on matching the first turn instead of 1⁄3 due to leading rock bias, that brings us to 6.17% chance
Way to call that out. The important stuff. Can’t let him or her get away with that! Good spot dude. Kewl kewl kewl
3^15=14,348,907…..is it this or do you subtract 1?
I think, as a percent-chance of happening, it is 0.000006969% … giggity (i hope for meme’s sake my math is right lol)
Damnit, now I have to assume there’s competitive Rock Paper Scissors somewhere in the world, and someone is betting on it.
He needs to accumulate $172,507 of fines.
Satanic black magic. Sick shit.
He’s a fighter, and he makes time for the children. I guess I like this dude lol
It’s the crazy eyes for me.
Its the HUUuuunnNHHH for me
My wife literally only knows him as Crazy Eyes.
First thing i think of when i hear Bobby Portis.
My fam is convinced he’s a long lost cousin. Most of the men in our fam have those eyes (Bobby looks like my bro). We have Portis’s in our family where he’s from and he’s not close to the Portis side of his fam anyway. We happily root for our fellow crazy eyed cousin
This is wholesome, it felt intense
You can feel the natural professional athlete competitiveness just ramping up. The first couple he’s like …. whatever. By the end he’s throwing scissors like he’s ready to throw hands.
Yeh you can tell when he starts grunting lol
i will never stop wanting to know what mirotic did to get portis to punch him
That was mostly revealed I believe, in practice mirotic taunted and kept fake charging him. On one of the charges Portis had it and clocked him
That’s my GOAT
Bro if this guy was on my team he would easily be one of my fav players of all time.
Even my wife is like “I like the crazy eyes guy.”
I love Bobby Portis
Rock crushes scissors……But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper. Kif, we have a conundrum.
Search them for paper. And bring me a rock!
Good ol’ rock. Nothing beats that!!
Poor dumb Bart, he always picks rock.
21 straight draws between my brother and I. I still can’t believe it happened
Who won?
God
Chances of that is one in 10 billion, unless you guys rigged it.
Sometimes when in playing Catan with my friends I make them rock paper scissors for who im about to royally fuck over. This happened to them during that but they were both high af and slowly escalated screaming in terror as they kept matching.
This is the coolest non basketball related thing I’ve seen in this sub. Lottery odds 🤯.
He definitely cheated 😂
Notice, he always plays his move after she’s released hers
Brother, the kid stopped hitting their fist 3 times and started doing it twice…
…. If he was cheating, he wouldn’t have waited a dozen turns to finally cheat.
If he cheated he misunderstood the concept of cheating.
I don’t think so. They both revealed around the same time.
Look at all the smiling people in the background. Small gestures can be life changing
What a good man.
Portis - Questionable (Rock, Paper, Scissor)
Don’t make me like Bobby Portis
That’s it. Add in a new coaches challenge. Rock paper scissors if the foul is good or not.
this is the missing piece of detroit.
Crazy that out of all the locations, it happened in Milwaukee. “The MacMillan Way” Iykyk
A true patriot
The eyes chico, they never lie.
Good thing he didn’t give that kid the same Rock he gave to Mirotic
Don’t they know that Quartz Parchment Shears is an evil game?!?
Love me some Bobby bitch!!
New Yorkers like “what happened to ‘says’”?
As a New Yorker, that was my first taught lol. Didn’t know it was just a NY thing
The NBA should have a social media account that focuses on highlighting positive player interactions, such as this one, and the charitable work they do.
Naw wtf this crazy af they both git the same mind😂😭
Fucking love me some bobby portis. Good dude
Bobby Portis being a fan favorite on the bucks is so hilarious to me. You can see the love every game
After the third tie, it would go from being fun to a competition for me.
He a goat for that.
Wow that was long and it kept gettin faster to put it out. Lol
When’s the 30-for-30?
Wholesome 🙌
I want him on my team now.
NBA players are like 2-0 now in rock paper scissors.
This belongs on r/mademesmile - so cool!
That’s double great!
Rock paper scissors lizard Spock
Everybody can see it’s clearly AI
This lame ass post should not be in r/nba
Make a r/tmznba to post these dumb gen z headlines.
What’s wrong with nba players interacting with fans. You jealous?