Pablo Torres - New video posting later about gambling scandal involving previously unnamed player
Please be a player I don’t like please be a player I don’t like please be a player I don’t like
Somewhere Skip is nude in the middle of a pentagram doing a satanic ritual praying that it’s LeBron
the league would never allow it to be public
his options would be to retire or play minor league baseball
Smh, and people say Michael Jordan would dominate in today’s game!
LeBron went all in
His ass
Maaaaaan you even have an MJF pfp, you 100% could have gone the Lebron James is #AllElite route lol
Lebron being involved in anything would break the internet.
please be Pat Bev lol
Let it be Draymond
Its Tyrese Maxey
Bite your tongue
the most likeable!
At least we know it probably wasn’t Gilbert Arenas because his ass would have already said it.
Trying to think who would be the funniest
Desmond Bane maybe
Punishment is g league relegation and simultaneous anger management.
Kawhi would be the funniest IMO, its just him vs Pablo all year long
“JOEL-”
“FUCK”
”-ANTHONY WAS INVOLVED-”
“YES”
I hope it’s Giannis with illegal ties to Kalshi, but it must be too soon ti uncover anything from that mess yet.
the victory laps i would be running if it were jokic… wow
Guessing dinwiddie. He got waived by the hornets and banished to playing overseas. He also tried to do that crypto shit at one point
Crypto shit 😂😂😂
Like he wanted his own token and other shit I don’t remember it wasn’t like he just wanted his contract in bitcoin
I think the idea was the value of the coin would fluctuate depending on how he played or some dumb shit like that, no idea how tf that was supposed to work
Sounds closer to Schrute bucks or Stanley nickels than crypto.
Could you imagine being a DinwiddieCoin holder after his game 7 against the suns? It would probably have gave better returns than bitcoin in 2021
Never forget about De’Aaron fox rug pulling kings fans
What a dummy when the gamba shit was right there.
Kalshi shit after faking a trade demand seems to pay real good
I think he’s probably a genuine crypto bro. Dude made his social issue message on his jersey in the bubble about the national debt.
Probably not, bro left the nba after getting absolutely fried by Kuzma
Yeah he could just be mega ass. NBA vet getting waived by the hornets like a month after he signed there. Idk if he’s playing overseas idk why he couldn’t find a backup guard role in the league.
He shot 41⁄33 last year and he’s about to turn 33. He’s just ass lol
He played for Bayern Munich this season for Like 15 Games and left the Team. They say it was about Family health concerns Bit idk about that. Bayern has been playing way better without him too
Put money on it! I’m sure Kalshi or Draft Kings will have that as an option
Torre. not Torres
Disrespecting Joe’s son smdh
He’s so good that it feels like there is more than one of him.
Gotta keep it incognito just in case Adam Silver sends the black SUVs.
Pablo torres Racing Santander legend
Fine, 2 dollars.
Paul Tower
I hope its Kawhi to really connect the Pablo Torre expanded universe.
that would be insane
Ballmer in shambles
That might be the best case scenario for the Clippers. That kind of illegal activity would almost completely absolve the Clippers of any wrongdoing and the punishment as a whole from the NBA would just be to suspend Kawhi permanently leave the Clippers unscathed and with max space this Summer.
Pablo Torre will return in Avengers Doomsday
Yeah but twist is hes dr doom, the new ceo draft kings.
Lowkey Torre would have a big smirk on his face I think lol
Semi-serious question:
Chance that Uncle Dennis hasn’t participated in some form of gambling involving the NBA?
I think <10%.
Uncle Dennis at it again!
He’s just a fun guy who likes to gamble, and plant trees.
Kawhi just got ruled out for today’s game 👀
I’ve lived long enough to finally see someone think Kawhi actually isn’t injured 🤣
Another Pablo bomb is upon us
Pablomb
Pablomb lobs law bomb
I was looking for this arrested development reference
I was trying to figure out a way to make that reference. Glad /r/ZJB03 got there.
Pomblo
Bomblo
Plob Loblomb
Plomo o Pablo
I’m salivating already. Pablomb’s Dog.
The NBA hates to see him coming.
It’s pa-blows❄️
Count your days TJ McConnell
Lmfao
I was counting through the Pacers top 12 guys in my head and I don’t think it could be any of them. They’re all too grown to make decisions like that, but i gotta say if it did come out to be TJ the absurdity and hilarity might almost make it feel okay
I would have assumed old-ass Chauncey Billups would be too grown to make decisions like that, but then again, none of us actually know these players/coaches as people.
Greed don’t care about age or income
Watch it be Myles Turner
I mean if we get to void that contract I wouldn’t mind at all
My schadenfreude is peaking right now!
Mykes Plummee is shaking in fear
Remember this is all Bill Simmons fault.
But love Pablo and glad he keeps doing this
We should thank Bill then.
What is all Simmons fault? I legit do now.
He called Pablo “Not a real journalist” because Pablo was doing a story on Bill Belichick’s girlfriend. Since then Pablo has dropped a ton of really interesting, well researched stuff that most people would call elite journalism.
FWIW Bill Had Pablo on and they hashed it out
It really came down to Simmons thinking Pablo was going to hard on Belichick because Belichick is obviously having a very public and sad final stretch for his career and life.
Basically just has a para-social relationship with him and was mad Pablo was pointing out the shadiness of the entire situation.
It was more that he was spending too much energy on that tabloid bullshit rather than stories that matter
I mean NBA news is that kind of story too
Bill has a parasocial relationship with anyone that’s ever played for any Boston team.
Bill Simmons acting like other people aren’t real journalists is hilarious.
Dude is so far detached from the real world. He hasn’t been an actual journalist in a decade.
His dumb homer takes and incessant gambling are all he really contributes to the sports world these days.
He’s apparently openly admitted he doesn’t even really watch games.
Does Bill claim to be a journalist?
I don’t even think he claimed to be a journalist when he used to write.
Yeah, not once in his life has Bill ever claimed this. He was a columnist for a long time and has been a podcaster since.
columnists are opinion journalists.
when was the last time he wrote anything? he’s just a podcaster and living betting ad now. but even still there are podcasts out there with people who actually do watch the games whether he’s a journalist anymore or not.
His fingers stopped working.
surely he can find something on simmons. c’mon pablo! end this gambling thing once and for all!
That’s such a hot take to just throw around
Pablo is super established too
Pablo’s the guy who first reported on and put a name to “the Process”. He’s been around long enough to be a “real journalist”.
Fuck Bill
Long story short Bill said Pablo wasnt a real journalist because of his Bill Belichick story. Pablo said bet, watch this and has been releasing detailed and well researched sport stories.
NFL Cap Collusion
The Kawhi/Clippers/Steve Balmer Tree thing
Now this
He was doing that way before Simmons. Thats what made simmons calling him out and obviously not even listening to his episode about bellichick before having him on look so crazy.
He’s been doing this long before Simmons called him not a real journalist
Mans dropping trailers for reports
He’s earned it.
only reporter that has the right to atm
I’d say Channel 5 also has the right
Pablo needs to post a “I am not suicidal” message everyday and/or seal the windows shut
What should the response be if he switched it up one day and said “I am teensy tiny bit suicidal”
Giannis, Kalshi…. It’s all making sense…
Incredibly hard to pin a guy impacting the result of a will he/wont he trade demand.
If it’s Giannis it’s gonna have to be something like a game where he went out with injury and had people bet unders
This man is the feds
Pablo does way more than the feds currently lol
This is the feds
Kash Patel would rather sniff dicks than do actual FBI shit.
Silver is hiring hitmen to hunt Pablo down.
Yah Idk how you don’t become incredibly paranoid with what happens to Boeing whistleblowers
can y’all tell me who it is when this gets updated lol
No Dunk For You. – The Behind the Scenes Story on Why Matt McClung Could Not Beat The Odds?
fuck yeah 🍿
Wow, so busy he’s got to tape walking down the street!
How very Bill Simmons of him.
Bill’s are typically more of a “I have so much time on my hands that I’m taking a leisurely walk to nowhere” vibe.
But Bill does the Gen X thing of holding the camera above his eye line for that forehead-down angle. Pablo holds his phone like a normal person by the looks of it.
Please be Jimmy Butler 🙏
Poor Jimmy is probably in the ICU still after his knee exploded and he’s catching strays.
Fuck Jimmy
i sure hope it’s better than his video that purported to be about malik beasley but was actually just about discovering the identity of some guy on twitter who seemed to know about the malik beasley scandal before other people.
He did a follow-up on that one and it wasn’t a random guy. His family was mob connected and running an illegal gambling ring.
I hope it’s Wemby for maximum entrainment.
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This is on the same level of “Michael Jordan was suspended for gambling!” stupid.
He was.
No he wasn’t. It’s a conspiracy theory that doesn’t make a ton of sense when you think about it more than a second. Jordan was the single most valuable athlete of the time and Stern covers it up and spins it way before Jordan ever gets suspended.
I feel like this is one of those ok now you pissed me off.
I know where bodies are buried keep it up NBA
That’s exactly what it is . He’s toying with Silver, it’s glorious.
How could the Utah Jazz do this?
It’s pretty straightforward.
Jontay Porter is at the heart of it cuz he owed money. I’d be surprised if we hear anything different.
Ehhh idk. Pablo probably not dropping a teaser for Jontay Porter since he’s already known.
I could be wrong but I have a feeling this one will be more out of left field than you think.
And because it’s jontay porter and he doesn’t deserve his own teaser.
Who is it? Make your bet. Oh sh…
So that’s why Nico traded Luka
How does Pablo make money?
his job as a journalist and his podcast id assume
He’s funded by Meadowlark and has a distribution deal with the Athletic. He basically got seed funding from Meadowlark and runs his own independent investigative newsroom.
In thought Meadowlark Lemon died in 2015
I mean a lot of the stuff is given to him by leakers or whistleblowers and he connects the dots. He didn’t just figure all this shit by himself. Yes he is an outlet for people to speak directly to the public and he has very good lawyers and journalists on his team, but he’s not some super detective like Sherlock Holmes using deductive reasoning to solve crimes.
You are dramatically understimating the collective resources he and Meadowlark are investing in their product. He and Dan have casually referenced the amount of people and money it takes at various points (including and especially lawyers). Obviously, not all stories are the same.
Brother what are you talking about? No one is calling him Sherlock Holmes.
That unnamed player: G. Antetokounmpo. No wait. Giannis A.
It’s Thiannis
That player?…Albert Einstein
Lebron James ratted on these dudes to get out of an indictment. NBA would explode
LiAngelo Ball
Silver “I’m gonna have to fine Pacers and Jazz”
Silver and his gambling overlords gonna have Pablo touched if he keep carrying on…
If its Tyrese Haliburton im going to destroy myself
I can’t imagine what would happen if it turns out to be a Clipper player..
Adam Silver genuinely needs to be fired. What an inept guy
i bet its luka
based off of nothing at all
Nah, I’ll shit on Luka all day long, but he’s not THAT stupid.
Wemby = alien confirmed
Bout to be the biggest named player ever caught. Bet on it
Inject it into my veins.
Please. Not. Bol.
So are places like Kalshi taking bets right now on who this “unnamed” player is going to be?
And assuming the unnamed player himself is aware it’s going to be him, couldn’t he help people make insane amounts of money by having them bet on him? Seems akin to insider trading for the stock market, but genuinely asking if it would it even be illegal? These prediction markets seem inherently full of corruption and bullshit so I honestly don’t know. And as long as the player isn’t incredibly stupid about documenting how he tells people to bet on him (just do word of mouth, degrees of separation), it seems basically impossible to really prove anything anyway.
Society is really fucked. If you’re participating in these prediction markets I’m sorry but you got room temp IQ lol. You are the sheep that the shady elite prey on to keep their power and wealth.
Ohtani betting on nba games
On the record with Gary Harris
Imagine the shit storm if its Kawhi and Uncle Dennis betting on his availability. If there’s a pocket deep enough, those two would have their hands in it.
We need to protect Pablo at all costs. And, OP, it’s TORRE
Please tell me there are bets on the predictive market on who that player is
“It’s me Austin! It was me all along Austin!”
Saw you earlier on MS NOW in that blue sweater 🔵
Ngl he needs security lol
This guy should probably be a bit scared for his life.
please don’t be Malik I still have hope 😭
You think the unnamed player will be an already named player?
how did someone make it to the nba without having a government name is what I want to know
What do you think “previously unnamed player” means exactly?
How late in the season can we sign a player?
I heard it’s Wemby.
bronny james
No one would need to tease news or proof of Wemby gambling in basketball. That info would be instantly with millions.
You just drop it and let the cash and future opportunities flow in.
I hope Pablo Torre never learns my name
Totally normal journalism not sensationalized at all
Here’s a video of me walking down the street telling you I’m going to break big news! News that if true wouldn’t need me to post a video of me walking down the street telling you I’m going to break big news.
I mean its undeniable that building buzz around an announcement is going to generate more PR and more clicks than just doing a cold midday drop and it certainly doesn’t de-legitimize it just because it was teased before being announced.
Everyone acts like they just want plain journalism but no one wants to pay for it. He has to make it more broadly appealing to attract enough interest to be profitable.
Bro quit ruining my only source of joy. Go use your powers in national politics.
Well the Thunder are all good good boys so I have nothing to fear.
Gordon Hayward
I would shed zero tears if Thunder legend Gordon Hayward went down for anything at all.
Tears of joy over here
Gordon wouldn’t either, because Daddy’s always happy
He’s not even like a bad person. I know he’s vaguely conservative but whatever. His biggest sin was being annoying about his time with the Thunder. I would genuinely be shocked if he was somehow involved in game fixing.
God I hope its Kawhi
kawhi hate is so forced
It’s not hate, I just think it would be the funniest outcome which is always what Im pulling for
I know who. It’s not some big player. He is actually out of the league right now. Most fans never even heard his name
Then say the name buddy
you wouldn’t know him, he goes to a different school
Dude is so ready to be like “I told you so” on an anonymous forum 😂
And lives in Canada… But trust me he’s real.
I’m not gonna say the name but I’ll give you specifics so you’ll know I was telling the truth when it all comes out.The idiot literally bragged about it to multiple strippers when one of his homies was doing a live
He will at 5:01pm EST
Does his last name rhyme with Xantetokounmpo?