[Highlight] Austin Rivers: “Jalen Duren has this thing where it’s like he’s sagging his pants but he’s not - I don’t understand it. It’s like they are on his hip, but they are not on his hip”
Long torso, small butt
Short skirt, loooooooooong jacket
With fingernails that shine like justice
Wait a minute. That lyric is in reference to a girl with short legs and a long torso??? How have I missed that all these years?
Schrodingers pants
It’s crazy I genuinely see what he is talking about and I am equally perplexed
schrodinger’s pants: in a superposition of both sagging and not sagging until they are observed and the wavefunction collapses
schroder’s pants: they’re Tuff 🔥💯
Hank Hill had the same condition.
Diminished glutes
Hey now DGS is a medical problem, I tell ya hwhat
Hank’s problem was his tiny urethra.
That’s one of his problems. Hank had many problems, including not having much meat on the beeehind. He also has a problem with people who despises propane and propane accessories.
He also had DGS (Diminished Gluteal Syndrome)
Half of these NBA commentators are weird as fuck I’m ngl
This was weird but correct.
I remember some raptors commentator saying that Kyle Lowry had a big caboose then Lowry told him later to cut that shit out
A big caboose can actually be a target when scouting in some mens sports.
Lmfaoooo no shot
‘Colonel, i’m trying to play basketball, but i’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the local broadcast commentators’
Isn’t that Austin Rivers?
I thought I’m in the CJ sub
People say weird things all the time. it’s just a one off comment, they were doing fine (ish) for the most part.
This guy admiring another man’s hips instead of talking bout the game smh
Men only think about one thing and its disgusting
Here comes Austin Rivers
It’s all in the hips chica
This further confirms my theory that everybody is checking everybody out. Gay, straight, man, woman, does not matter lol. Everybody looks at everybody’s… body
Correct. It’s a spectrum
That clip was funny af, i liked Austin as a commentator this game
when podcasters become announcers…
Lol
Jalen “Long Back” Duren
All torso! Same, my friend.
Lol he got a dog ass
Hip-to-knee length the new big combine measurement
Another banger remark from Austin thank you
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Jesus ur soft
God forbid a commentator ever said something weird. Ruin your whole experience smh
Crying over what a commentator said does make you soft yes😂😂😂