[Highlight] Ausar tickles Wemby
Hack a Shaq turned into Tickle the Wemby
Tickle Me Wembo
I wembo, you wembo, he/she/they wembo! Wembology! It’s first grade!
Wembo want dunks too!
Tickle a Giant Pickle
Pause
Hmm unpause
Rewind even
cum in my ass brother
Zoom…Enhance!
Hooold on just a second there partner..
Tic Vic
Tickle the Tall guy
Tickle the tacko
Valentine’s day was last week
Dude tickling Wemby was on offense. This is new territory.
If you’re tickling him, he can’t get to the bucket to block a shot
I’m Tickle Vic!
(Don’t)Tickle My Wemby
Soft
TELL ME WHERE IN THE RULE BOOK THAT SAYS YOU CAN’T TICKLE AN ALIEN, I DARE YOU
I AM LOOKING AT THE RULE BOOK MY GOD HE IS RIGHT lol
WEMBY BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THE TICKLE MONSTER
the houston rockets are about to give the tickle monster $38m/yr
Please don’t probe the Aliens
Well they didn’t call a foul, so I guess you’re right
Ausar whispering to Wemby’s ear - “Tickle, Tickle”
Ominous “Tehee” noises intensifies
Le Tee Hee
MON DIEU!
If you’re a wemby baddie, this is for you!
Quentin Tarantino courtside at the game - “Go for the feet”
Did he get a ladder to whisper into Wemby’s ear?
You whisper that?
Damn, you never know when the tickle monster is going to attack
Showing this to my kids so they know
wait till he wrestles your star to the ground and somehow you end up with the foul instead.
Wemby’s got that wingspan but he’s defenseless against the tickle defense
All game was like this. Cade on 5 fouls shoved Wemby on a rebound because he knew they get away with it
It’s tricky I don’t like flopping but this is why players turn to flopping. Like ik now LBJ gets called Leflop bc of his lakers days but it’s like guys don’t forget the amount of hard fouls and just contact in general dude used to absorb at a certain point that just gets tough and you’re like refs do ya job man
He was called LeFlop since his Heat days, it just become so much more egregious in his Laker days
Yeah I remember bc chandler whacked him in the back I’m like damn we really calling this a flop😂💀there was much worse even back then.
lot of people learned this from the Spanish football national team, who won I think everything around 2008-2014.
Yeah I’ve come fully around on flopping. I think it’s just a necessary choice players have to make. You can flop and maybe get the call but not the shot, or play through the contact and maybe get both the call and the shot.
Foul baiting is the devils lettuce though.
Cade also smacked the shit out of Fox on one drive like he knew it wasn’t gonna be called too
Fox was getting hacked the whole game man and they just swallowed their whistle
Fox deserves it for being a bitch to the Kings.
The kings aren’t even a franchise
They literally play Vegas on Wednesday
they are
I mean, if you talk to Kings fans who aren’t just hating former players, they’ll tell you that Fox spoke privately to the Kings multiple times about upgrading their roster and making moves. They always refused and thought the team was good enough. Eventually Fox got sick of them sitting on their asses and asked to be traded. Nothing happened. So he demanded it and eventually made it public when it was obvious that he wasn’t getting dealt unless he caused a fuss.
The Kings had a TON of time to sign someone like Siakam to put a championship team together and they balked at it, so Fox grew increasingly impatient over multiple seasons. A player can play with a team for 9 fucking seasons but somehow he’s disloyal because he didn’t want to be on a Kings team that is the worst managed team in probably all of pro sports as of right now? Yeah, that doesn’t make any sense.
I don’t believe any of that shit. Sounds like PR from Fox to absolve him from being stupid enough to sign an extension with an incompetent org like the Kings.
Dude, I didn’t know any of this stuff, it was told to me directly from a diehard Kings fan who STILL has season tickets this year.
But you probably know more about the Kings than he does, he’s only been following them for 30 years or so.
You fucking admit they’re incompetent in the same sentence you’re bashing Fox for leaving. I mean, do you actually even listen to that sentence? “Fuck this guy for wanting to be on the worst organization in the NBA” is the weirdest take imaginable.
you want me to believe in the tooth fairy too lol
Who cares
Me
He was completely fine picking up his 5th foul cause he (and everyone honestly) knows that they won’t foul out stars. He might have gotten even more physical.
Cade has at least 2 dumb fouls every game, he almost never gets away with it
Detroit gets away with too much. I like physical defense, but they’re doing stuff like this constantly. Wemby saw proper, reasonably hard fouls 5+ times without a whistle in the first quarter alone.
Lmao you guys were dishing it out the same, especially on Cade and Duren.
They just don’t flail like they got shot.
This is plain stupidity. The spurs are the best in the league at defending without fouling, while the pistons rack up the most fouls in the league because, as one can observe with one’s own eyeballs in this game, they blatantly hack wrists and hold Kornet down and shove Castle and wrestle with Wemby etc etc, all while having the absurd audacity to whine and complain when they are called for the foul on occasion. No one is falling for your garbage other than pistons fans.
That’s pretty unethical for a “the referees cant call them all” defense.
This play is on offense though. Can they not call them all on that end too? Lmao
Literally happening all game
Pistons spamming tickle attacks
And then people will get angry when Wemby starts selling contact on instances like this.
This is the counter to flopping. When Wemby eventually starts acting like he got hit, the refs would know he’s flopping because he should be laughing instead because he got tickled.
This is how both of the Thompson twins defend Steph lmfao
it’s so interesting seeing it happening when it’s not against my team
They defend Brunson like this and announcers love to call it great defense when it’s straight up a foul.
It’s every lengthy wing who guards him full court, they all just grab him
Idk, what ausar did to brunson the other week when he shot 4⁄20 was actually great defense. One of the most suffocating performances I’ve ever seen
I genuinely wanna see someone win DPOY by tickling people.
TPOY
my uncle 😹😹😹😹☹️😹
You okay bro?
Wemby’s wingspan is already ridiculous, imagine if he had to guard someone with a feather duster too.
Literally hacking him the entire game shit was laughable
Wemby quite frankly gets fouled more than any player I’ve ever seen in NBA history. More than LeBron, more than Shaq. Teams routinely start an inbound play by having multiple players fouling him simultaneously with 4+ hands on his torso shoving him and the refs just look the other way every fucking time.
Let’s not forget Jokic gets manhandled and has the claw marks in his arms to prove it
“Wanna know how I got these scars?”
Oh by no means am I saying Wemby is the only one who gets hacked, and I think the way the refs allowed Caruso to assault Jokic on every single play was fucking despicable, but I do think Wemby gets fouled even more than Jokic does because every player on the other team takes shots at Wemby when he’s in their space. Like this fucking play above, they blindsided Wemby while the ball was still at half court. They weren’t on defense, for fuck’s sake they weren’t even getting into their offensive set yet! Just cheap shotted Wemby before the play even started. Don’t see that happening with Jokic, or at least not game to game like Wemby has to deal with.
Have you ever watched a Knicks inbound play? The defensive strategy is to have two guys take Brunson and throw him out of bounds. It’s common now, nba needs to figure this shit out
Get in the weight room.
Welcome to the OKC playbook. Ever since they succeeded with it it’s okay to do this now.
This is Wemby’s Jordan moment when he was getting mauled by the Pistons in the 80’s and 90’s. He’s about to be a monster next season.
The refs swallowed their whistles every time he drove to the rim, it was wild to watch.
Like how tf was that not a foul
Because it wouldn’t have been close if they called the fouls
Pistons and rockets are in for a wake up call when their BS prison ball tactics become the norm from both sides
I mean they learned it from OKC who still gets away with it more often than not, and it worked tonight for most of the game to keep it close. Pistons players were shoving Spurs to the floor with no call then we’d get whistled for ticky tack bullshit like Carter Bryant’s 3rd.
All 3 of Bryant’s fouls were extremely ticky tack for how physical the refs were letting the game otherwise be played at the time, I know sometimes that’s just the rookie treatment but it was bizarre like they just looked at him and said “fuck you in particular” lol.
Yeah dude blocked Cade and it was like the officials said “whoa we can’t have this rook do that to the best player on the Pistons”.
L’ethical pour le W
Man I wish the Rockets were still playing prison ball - DB got traded away and he took all this team’s edge with him.
I’d say you guys are top 3 in the league in “they can’t call everything” defenses..
You still have Amen…
It’s tickling what u mean
Thompson twins play with a different rulebook, they got the Caruso leniency
Where does it say in the rule book you can’t tickle your opponent
As a piston fan, what the hell was that 😂
Idk lmao first game I’ve watched of y’all’s all year and was really disappointed, hacking/holding is really y’all’s “elite”defense?
Well no, this is by far the worst it’s been all season
Fair
There’s a lot of that but they are also just really good defenders.
They are at least nowhere near as bad as the Magic.
obligatory fuck Cole Anthony
Fuck Zaza!… sorry force of habit.
That’s pretty much every elite defense in the history of the NBA lol… definitely exceptions in there like Rudy Gobert anchored Jazz but they were only elite on spreadsheets
First game I watched of yours all year and was really disappointed, having a generational 7’5” center and still outscored in the paint by 20? Having to rely on heaters from vassel and champagnie to bag the game. Idk lmao
I’m sorry, does nobody pay attention to defense stats anymore? He may not have shot well tonight, but he definitely made up for it on defense.
“Heaters” and it’s just your defense swarming Wemby and leaving good shooters open. Every one of those threes was a good look. Which also explains Wemby not being a major paint factor on offense, hard to do that when you’re attracting all this defense.
I understand though, it must feel pretty bad watching Cade shove Castle because he was steamed up from getting shut tf down, and Castle just shaking it off. And then watching Cade complain about a rather light foul on his wrist during a shot attempt when the Pistons had blatantly hacked hands and wrists all game to the tune of multiple “forced turnovers” and uncalled fouls on shot attempts. Cade got exactly what he deserved; shoving a dude unprovoked just because you’re sad that he’s shutting you down is little bitch boy behavior.
Lmao him and castle put the Pistons in hell. Wemby just exists near the paint and they’re scared.
Yeah so many floaters/layups/shot attempts altered that don’t even show up in his stat sheet in addition to the blocks he did have. Impact is insane
Thays what happens when you leave good shooters open because your whole team is focused on outscoring 1 person in the paint 🤣
Pistons are frauds. The real Finals is the WCF.
With wemby you really have to pull all the stops
and here I was getting downvoted for saying that Wemby needs a better whistle
I did see a lot of fans, even Lakers and Suns fans complaining about how badly Wemby got shafted tonight. You know if they’re on that Wemby-ish that the shit was bad from the refs.
He’ll never get it cuz he’s french
He’ll never get it because he would quite frankly shatter the league on both ends if he did. Bigs would be fouling out by halftime if they didn’t let players hold, shove, and trip Wemby on nearly every play.
The Spurs threw an inbound to wemby early in the game and Duren grabbed him with both hands and just slammed Wemby to the ground and the refs were like “hmm looks like good solid defense to us”.
if there was a metric of uncalled fouls wemby would be at shaq levels
He’s beyond Shaq. Teams mostly left Shaq to his own devices on defense (possibly to prevent him from reconfiguring their face?). Teams foul the FUCK out of Wemby when they have the ball. Like this play, they are taking cheap shots at his back and they aren’t even in an offensive set yet, like there was nothing to be gained from this and no action off of it. It’s insane. Dude gets worked no matter who has possession.
lucky for us wemby is a hatefull bastard and all it does is inspire him to torture his enemies.
Yeah, if they think he’s a problem now, wait for Wemby to have another off-season to work himself up into a lather and build some more mass.
I think next year we’re gonna start to see his final form and it’s going to be fucking terrifying. I also think Wemby in the playoffs isn’t going to take this shit lying down and that’s also fucking scary. I definitely want to see him get pissed off enough to send a message with one of his fouls when someone tries him out in the paint.
imagine wemby intentionally face smacking someone from 10 feet away when they think they have a wide open layup. just to prove a point.
his final form is a noble god who occasionally has to put these little humans in their place.
Bruh I’m not gonna pretend like Wemby is shaq strong or anything like that, but I do know a bit about levers and momentum, if a dude with an 8 foot wingspan catches you at the end of his arm with a pimp slap, you could easily get knocked out from it regardless of whether you’re a beefy PF or a guard. Not saying I want him to knock anyone out, but he absolutely could put the hammer down on someone if it got to that point and he probably wouldn’t even have to swing especially hard.
his meditation at night is definitely “dont hurt them they are all so small”
imagine if he decided to start throwing zach randolph elbows on every drive
That play was wild lol right in front of a ref too
Needs to learn to flop. If you dont flop you end up like ant, never getting calls
But no he’s a flopper he goes down all the time !! /s
very legal screen
yep that’s top tier defense
SA
San antonio ?
🪑💁♀️🎙🎶Where we roll, where we roll… yeah… 🎶
I know everyone on here is trying to be funny but he literally elbowed him in the lower back unexpectedly . Dirty play
Yeah, he literally had one arm on his stomach while pushing his elbow into his back. There’s a reason why he arched back.
Should’ve blown in his ear
My first thought was what in the Lance Stephenson is this bulllshit
he’s following chuck’s advice. bang on him and feel his body. that’s old school play
“When the guy’s banging you”
Who’s Got Yer Belly … lol
Was he giggling?
ausar setting fruity picks wtf
Darling Picky!
At least it ain’t a thumb in the butt
the refs in the game are like that all game, they don’t call almost everything. at this point, you can put 3 random strangers as a referee and it wouldn’t change a thing.
Tackle? That’s just a little mild Carusoing.
Anyone have Reed shoving Wemby?
If you can’t beat them, tickle them
Wemby had a wembly
I bet Wemby said “Mon Dieu!”
“Sacre Bleu”
If Wemby was actually ticklish, I’d hope every team will try this all game
Does nobody else see the taser in Ausars hand?! HE’S ELECTROCUTING HIM, SOMEBODY HELP!!
He hit the na-na-na-na-boo-boo
Gave him the ol’ coochie coo.
Here comes the tickle monster!
At least his thumbs are clean stares at Josh Hart
He did this to Curry as well
Tickle-a-Wemby is the new Hack-a-Shaq
Ausar is in the Epstein files
I guess if nothing else work, the ol’tickle defense always work.
Is tickling a foul?
No blood, no foul.
Detroit Pissticklers
Ausar, you make me jealous
This made me uncomfortable.
Modern day defense. Refs are in awe themselves.
Hack a Shaq –> Grab, Pull, Push Curry –> Tickle the Alien
OKC started this bullshit. Hope it ends sooner than later.
He was heard to yell “kancho!” At the time
“defense”
Wedgie!
Frisk the Frenchman. Assault the Alien
Are there any rules in the NBA that prevent this?
And also if a ref calls a tech on you for this, you could possibly tickle them in retaliation and immobilize them before they have a chance to make the call.
He rubbed his belly
https://youtube.com/shorts/rFVfLtffYiE?si=SvIHaUZUOMS4hUuZ
I’m sending this to HR
See it’s not even a foul
How could you say I molested Tim in the bathroom
Draymond would try this and would turn it into a dislocated shoulder
Jokes aside, vs a normal bigman, that elbow would’ve been directed at the upper torso which is a no Biggie. This could’ve led to a spine injury.
Steph gets bear hugged every possession its very easy to stop wemby he is weak and needs a first step.
It’s also a blatant travel by Cade
these dudes aren’t quite WNBA-level egos but please recognize the face of the league
Look if you make me guard a 7’7” guy I’m gonna do what I gotta do.
Listening to this with sound on is like the buildup to a beat drop, the way the announcer loops
Some sequences of “defense” were really ridiculous
Wemby was trembly
That defensive play tho
Wemby fanboys crying but all I see is him acting out.
This was nothing. Wemby is just really skinny. Jokic for example is defended with more physicality on every single possession.