Whole roster bout to get season ending surgery

#THE ETHICAL TANK WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES 🫡

Damn the year of ‘season ending surgeries’.

Seems like every player has something minor that they could get surgery on at any time but usually don’t because it’s not worth it. Maybe this will help them be ready for next season

Lmfao can’t even make this up

I don’t want to hear this is tanking. Letting Zach play would be more effective honestly

Getting surgery must be the next cool trend

We are the only honest team but will definitely be punished by the organized lottery system and pick 5th.

My NBA surgeon futures paying off.

Ethical tanking baby

These guys were pretty good at losing games on purpose. Don’t let Kings fans trick you into believing they were tanking ethically. Their starting 5 are pro at throwing

Chris Haynes said this like a week ago lol, Shams so unbelievably washed.

Russell Westbrook about to stat had his triple double record

Season ending injuries on tanking teams, so hot right now

Did the Kings get a bulk deal on season ending surgeries?

Insane race to the top this year

I feel like this is the type of surgery players would wait until the offseason to have if they were on a contending team.

Kings fans gonna be sick when this season ends up netting them the fifth overall pick.

Having surgery to help your team tank, so hot right now.

Yeah Adam silver about to really fuck tanking up

Tank! Tank! Tank!

Well, it might be the last year tanking is this easy. Go full send while you can lmao

What team doctors are the pickup for my fantasy team?

Jesus Christ! NBA season has got to be cursed, wtf

Im so suree

if you’re a sacramento king there’s a good chance you’re getting a surgery ending injury next

Sacramento before the season: “The stars have aligned! Victory is ours! Light the beam!

Sacramento before the second half of the season: “The Lavine is in surgery! Dybantsa is ours! Light the Beam!”

You, the viewer, will be playing for the kings

Adam Silver is gonna add GM Stoning to All-Star weekend

Apex mountain of tanking?

Well damn!

Kings saw Kyrie get shut down ROS and said, “not so fast, my friend!”

Light the beam?

Kings won’t be satisfied until the entire roster is undergoing season ending surgeries

Mike Breen seeing this tweet: BANG!

Do Sacramento season ticket holders get refunds?

Every team in the top 10 tank race just gonna be playing their bench 😭😭

LET THE TANK BEGIN

oh so this is why the Kings are absolute fucking dogshit, they were playing through injury!

Thought his surgery was announced last week?

Damn hang nail just won’t go away.

Been watching too much Knights of the Seven Kingdoms, I thought there was a Kingsguard named Zach LaVine I never heard of in the story lol

Next year we running it back

12T 9cat, drop Nesmith to pick up Nique?

Oh the pacers are so going to lose their pick 

I would like to announce that I am undergoing season ending groin surgery will be unable to jerk until 25-26

lmfao the kings is more likely to lose if he plays btw

God damn someone go see if Sarr and Kyshawn will get season ending BBLs. We’ve got a tank race to win.

Was that one on Kalshi?

hide your knees, hide your thighs!

I read hand as head haha, needed a brain check

Season ending injuries on tanking teams, so hot right now

Lmao now this is how you tank

That Kings fan he was arguing with was right all along.

Who will protect the queen?

Skimmed the title too quickly and thought it was Charania getting season ending hands surgery which made sense in my head given how often he is texting

Demar about to get a wrench thrown at his knee next

The tank is now reaching new heights

Didn’t this news drop the other day? Or am I confusing different season ending surgerys

Lmaooo held off the injury tank train til after trade season lol

The season ending surgery for the Kings being down in Cancun

cocaine bear incoming

Basketball fantasty is dang near impossible literally half the league is out

Tell me you’re tanking without telling me you’re tanking.

4 playoff games in his career btw

hundreds of millions of dollars made

won the best dunk contest of all time

Meh, plenty of worse careers

Tankitis to the max.

Well, Zach Lavine is 30 years old and next year will be his last year on his 48M contract. He is gonna be a nice addition to any team on a decent contract.

The Kings will call someone getting stitches an out for the year injuries.

Light the memorial beam!

There’s no way all these guys are injured enough to have season ending injuries.

Cmon Adam, get your league under control before you lose it all

Westbrook out for season for BBL surgery

Hey, if the league is going to fine your team for playing your best players, but not playing them enough, the easiest thing to do is just have them sit out with ‘season ending surgery’. That won’t make fans, who bought tickets to these games to see their favorite players, upset at all