People really got KD ragging on his teammates compared to that bum Epstein

Holy fuck I thought it was just title based the website itself is modeled over the Epstein files wtf

Unemployment final boss

It must have been made by u/ihateadamsilver

Referring to Westbrook as cocaine bear is the wildest ish I ever seen 😂😭

I commented on something else a few days ago that the “the (subject of scandal) files” format of referring to scandals is going to supplant the previous format of “(subject of scandal)gate.” My prediction coming true sooner than I thought.

Draymond Green actually banned Kevin Durant from Chase Center after he found out

THE DOW IS UP 50,000

Russell Westbrook banned Kevin Durant from Paycom Center after finding out Durant was trying to poach players to Golden State. After Durant was knocked out of the playoffs, Westbrook called Kawhi Leonard and said, “Thank goodness you’re stopping him.”

Westbrook also told the Leonard that Steph Curry was Durant’s operative, saying, “He is evil and to focus on him.”

Bro??? I got pictures of them together in 2011! You can’t fool me with this nonsense.

would basically be the scp articles at that point. it’s even formatted like it

Should never have po 

Our sub added it as a user flair lmao

If Westbrook wants to stop the “Westbrick” names he should embrace TDCB

I can’t decide if this is a compliment or a sneak diss. I think it’s a compliment?

TDCB FTW.

TDCB is a great nickname.

If it was written by KD, then he is a freaking genius lol

Like, the shit storm and how bad this makes KD look, some of the shit is funny as fuck. Book being treated as Stalin is hilarious. Love the names that have come out because of it.

Ironically it’d look pretty good on a dev’s portfolio

To be fair, this guy is probably highly skilled and has a job but it’s boring, so he has time to do this

What can you say about this slander Mr. u/MembershipSingle7137 ?

Fax 😭

Have you watched Starting 5? He’s essentially a millionaire version of living in his mom’s basement.

Guarantee he has a job, it just so happens he only does an hour or two for the real job and goes on to work on other shit

Also the only coach he’s ever won a ring with (literally legacy saving) and he’s been saying stuff about him ever since he left GS. Then went to the Olympics with Kerr twice, won gold both times, and proceeded to continue to slander him whenever possible. 

It’s getting a little “rent free” if we’re being honest. For a guy calling himself “getofmydickerson” he seems to be trying to get one specific man’s attention quite a bit. 

Kinda pathetic to slag off a legendary coach who got KD his only rings. I know I’m just a random fan but can’t help but feel KD’s thinking and mentality holds him back in the modern NBA

Unbelievable player and I’ll always be grateful for this contributions but perhaps errs too much to his “hooping” and players first philosophy, when coaching innovation and tactical complexity are at an all time high

KD has been going on a recent run about the Whites. Does not surprise me

“Kevin Durant doesn’t care about white basketball people”

-Kanye West -Kevin Durant

Stockholm syndrome.

yeah we need less Epstein shitposting and more anime girl shitposting

With how horrible life is lately I for one am enjoying some good ol fashioned nba drama. Stupid, all bullshit, but good fun at the end of the day

It’s February my dude, the snow just started melting where I am, and the grass that’s available is just mud posing as grass.

I’m going to absorb all of this and I’m not sorry.

Going outside’s a bit overrated tbh. You still alone, just outside.

Including KD apparently, cuz, God damn.

Dollars

And rent prices are at an all time low.

Just know that KD probably hates you. It appears Ben Simmons might be the only person who he had a positive thing to say about.

Kd would clearly be an elite group chat member. He probably should have been way smarter than to shit talk players without using something more secure than a Twitter group dm.

It may single-handedly end “Westbrick” forever

Yeah, Westbrook, known embracer of memes lol

KD behaves identical to Drake in terms of their terminally online petty behavior. It shouldn’t be surprising. Drake is like the ultimate form of the type of petty online hater KD aspires to be.

They are super tight. Drake shouted him out in one of those tracks he dropped after the beef ‘no face’ basically saying KD messaged him that he’s willing to go to war for him. KD been loyal to Drake

KD is a Drake groupie, he spends his off-seasons traveling with Drake on tour smoking tons of weed. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9P5VbsLjUk

This podcast was sort of eye opening

Losers stick together.

Big NBA stars like Drake. He’s more a part of their social circles.

I don’t think it’s that surprising KD talks like an incel 

It’s like off-season content during the all-star break. All for this

Analysis of James Harden’s performance based on the strip clubs in a city is still a step above 

Probably a few burners in here for good ol’ getoffmydickerson

The highest voted comment I’ve seen deriding the dude calls him “unemployed”, like it’s not an entire-ass website very visibly demonstrating a suite of extremely employable skills.

This subreddit has mad “public Facebook group”-energy in the sense that it’s teeming with dickheads who confuse being drearily, predictably rude with witty banter.

That goes way back as a name the other service branches use for marines.

Rejoice

Can’t get over this one lmao hilarious. Gonna start using this for insults now

Web development is so trivial these days with AI. U could easily make this site in one sitting with current models

Skill issue, the guy who made that could be good at his job that has a lot of downtime, and is spending it to do shit like this.

It’s a joke brother, it’s the new version of calling every scandal “***** Gate”

And I’m downvoting you for being a dweeb

10 years ago this would be KDGate

brother don’t get too worked up over a shitpost

Legit shaping KD talking shit into literal devil activity why is this even a comparison

Yes it humorous cause it’s so ridiculous, get over it sheeeeesh

It is pretty common. “The Paradise Papers”. “The Trump Dossier”. “The Magnitsky Affair”

People like making things catchy for news. Everything is a ‘gate’. Files is no different and I’m sure has been used before.

Reddit on!

The entire joke is that the site is overly formal and detailed for some stupid bullshit like KD burner accounts. The fact it’s called “The KD Files” is part of that joke

Your life will be more fun once you learn what a joke is

The (intentional) joke is that the website is overly formal and serious for what amounts to some stupid bullshit from an NBA player

This can’t be an honest take, that “jokes are when you say things are the same”.

As opposed to it being funny precisely because it’s absurd.

That tweet was during the AFC divisional game vs the Chiefs from the season before

I hope one day you understand what a joke is. They make life more fun.

I can excuse making jokes about people being killed in Gaza but I draw the line at criticizing Josh Allen

Just such a braindead take lmao. Who tf would trade Josh Allen

LeVfefe