Nikola Jokic slaps Luka Doncic’s neck in the photoshoot. And then Luka punches Jokic’s jewels.
Wemby watching with a straight face the whole time lmao, he’s not amused by these shenanigans
just an alien out on a mission to observe the natural behavior of slavs
“Take me to your knyaz”
Vozhd
A word I never thought I would see here.
Is this how human interact with another human? Fascinating
Aliens behaving without emotion make the best humans
Jamal watching his dad playing with his favorite kid
Just elite level goofing around meanwhile Wemby is standing there like he is at a chess tournament
Wemby is just disappointed in his fellow bridge 4 member’s lack of discipline .
“Journey before destination. Now stop messing around and eat your stew.”
Journey before pancakes, Gancho.
Wemby is the Kaladin of NBA players. NBA players taller than most people, Alethi are as well. He towers over them like Kaladin does other Alethi.
Reminds me of D Rose don’t dance.
Overheard in All Star World locker room after the promotional photoshoot: “He got him,” Victor said of Dončić’s nut tap on Jokić. “That f***ing Luka boomed him.” Victor added, “He’s so fat,” repeating it four times. He then said he wanted to add Luka to the list of players that should work out for once this summer.
Legendary.
Damn that’s how you make a copypasta relevant
don’t know what you’re talking about my pookie looks absolutely chiseled
Wemby already irritated at the two class clowns who are going to ruin his plans for world domination tomorrow lol
Why, what are we going to do tomorrow night Wemby?
Same thing we do every night, Rudy
love that Rudy is pinkie in this scenario lol
He’s literally smiling
He cannot sanction their buffoonery
lol
Tommy lee jerkstore
Lol which one is Jim Carrey?
It’s against the Shaolin’s principles.
Wembys like smh, kids
new d.rose just dropped!
Bet he wishes he playing with Luka tho…
It’s not ethical basketball to slap someone’s neck or bunch their jewel
D. Rose vibes
He is truly a spur like Timmy D. No emotions, just business
“This is low IQ behavior” Wemby actualized as he did his best to fit in with the humans.
KD was right
Earth’s tomfoolery is quite advanced
“Please continue”
Probably wishing he was reading a book instead
Luka and Jokic are the greatest European stepbrothers of all time
I bet they wish they played on the same team all year round
They would build bunk beds in every hotel
“We’re gonna have so much room for activities!”
I know you put your balls on my horses!
“Do you like Guacamole?”
As a nuggets fan, I’d love it lol
As a laker fan me to
As a mavs fan still too soon.
Talk about a team you could score on
Well, I mean you couldn’t
Gimme some real minutes and I’ll find 4 points somewhere.
Flop hard enough and the ref is gonna give you at least a few calls
I didn’t say I’d get the points honorably or impressively…
I dunno if their games can mesh. Luka needs a lob threat and jokic ain’t that. Then again i didn’t think kyrie and luka would mesh at all and they nailed it after a few months.
Just get a lob threat pf and a lob threat backup big. Stagger jokic and luka and you could easily run an amazing offensive around those 2.
Like Aaron Gordon??
Yeah Jokic is balls deep with Serbian mob and you don’t get there by being a rat
Offense would be fine. Defense would be the issue.
South Slavic buddy cop movie incoming.
Yugo Cops
The balkan bustas
Yuga Luka Nickola
That would rock
DONT TOUCH MY DRUMSET
Wemby making jokic and giannis look small
Yeah it’s actually insane. I know the perspective is playing a role but he looks a foot taller than them, and they are both 7 ft themselves
Wonder how much of s mind fuck that is for them.
To go from look down or level at everyone else when talking to them to looking up at Wemby
He’s like the same height or taller than Tacko is, its insane
https://i.imgur.com/fUWWl1m.jpeg
its like if tacko fall was a basketball player
hahaha I love tacko but that got me good 😂
Legit 7’6”.
It’s not like we aren’t constantly reminded how tall he is but it’s almost abstract until you see something like this. I mean Giannis looking average size is insane.
I was talking about Wemby with a friend of mine who isn’t really into basketball, but he knows some of the bigger stars and to illustrate just how absurdly tall Wemby is I showed my friend a picture of him right next to Kevin Durant. My friend was utterly gobsmacked lol.
Think about in person how jarring that must be for the average person. Most people who aren’t around basketball are seeing mid six feet as the super high end of height. Like 6’5” in real life is big. Wemby has that by a foot.
Jokic ran into a Spurs leader at All-Star Weekend and got brutally frame mogged by him👀😂
Wtf is this comment? Did a human write this?
So I was told I frame mogged someone just this week. Had to Google it because I’m also old. Apparently it’s essentially making someone look small.
more like making someone look narrow than look small (a far worse indignity)
Congratulations on your frame!
Oldest /r/nba user
Jokic was Clavicular mid jestergooning when a munting and mogging Spoid came and spiked his Cortisol levels 😭
Spoid 🤣 🤣
This shit is what’s gonna make AI crash out for real
nah frl bro got lowkey mogged asf 🤣👀
his aura crazy gng 💯
Were candies a nickel when you were younger?
Saw the video from yesterday of 6’3” JLin next to tacko and wemby and realized how ridiculously tiny a normal person would look next to them. Never gets old when wemby makes tall ppl look small.
Here’s a clip of Wemby next to both Chris Paul and Muggsy Bogues. Bro went in for the hug and his shoulder hit Wemby’s thigh.
Oddly enough, I was more shocked with the difference in height between CP3 and Muggsy more than I was with Muggsy and Wemby. Tend to forget that CP3 is borderline 6 feet tall, or that Muggsy actually played in the league at 5’3”.
Tall guy is, in fact, tall.
Not necessarily small, but shorter, yes.
Short kings
Nice counter with the dick punch
Jokic immediately went on junk defense
Normal Balkan reflex.
Didn’t even need to turn his head all the way. Elite ball vision
Crazy he immediately knew a dick punch was coming so his first instinct was to cover up.
Peak BBIQ
Big Balls IQ?
all you guys ever talk about is how Jokic is junk on defense! give it a rest!
jk lol
The dick punch is great for ‘haha I’m not mad, here is my playful reaction, but also, do that again and I’ll fuck you up for real.’
Absolutely a warning shot lmao
Dick watching but all star levels the content we’re all here to see
It’s funny that even though they’re multi millionaires who are freak athletes, they still resort to the playground nut punch
Imagine that team if Yugoslavia still existed
This is literally the Yugoslav breakup and wars of independence, but with dick punches.
Slovenias breakup with Serbia was the most amicable so the friendliness tracks.
150-145
Serbia alone gave the US a huge challenge in 2024 with just 4 NBA players
The Jokic effect
It’s not just a Jokic effect. Without him Serbia won silver in the most recent world cup where USA finished fourth. They’ve been a basketball powerhouse for six decades. Jokic is just an addition of the best player in the world to an already great national team but they already succeed without him too.
Bogdanović was absolutely cooking the US until the final few minutes as well. Team Serbia has some ballers.
I agree on basketball perspective, but we should be happy that Yugoslavia doesn’t exist.
Why?
Tito was able to keep Yugoslavia together, but as soon as he died, it descended into a lot of bloodshed and genocide.
The “keeping Yugoslavia together” part included also some “minor” repression and bloodshed, but he was in deed a sweetheart compared to most other known communist leaders.
Because it was like joining CANADA, USA and MEXICO and call it Northland.
Yugoslavia was a mix of like 5 countries, then it turned into Yugoslavia, then it split to l5 countries again, one of them was Yugoslavia, then “Serbia and Montenero”, then split again to Serbia and to Montenegro.
This is my Roman Empire
Relevant history.
Luka at the 1 and joker at the 5, who would be 2-4?
It’s crazy how these might be the top 5 guys in the NBA
They are for sure right now
Yea who’s even in the argument? Ant, Tatum? I don’t think they’re top 5. Team World is insanely stacked.
I’d say ant has the next best case.
As much of a Celtics and Tatum hater as I am, I would have taken a pre-Achilles tear Tatum almost every time over Ant because he just offers more. Ant is phenomenal but is nowhere near the defender Tatum is. Obviously no idea what Tatum will look like coming back so Ant may be the clear choice then
Embiid! Ignore my flair
You mean Giannis in that and not Jamal, right?
The 5 leftmost guys.
Shows 6 guys “These might be the best 5 guys in the NBA” Poor Jamal…
God protect that room
Not might, they actually are
might?
Yang Hansen training as hard as possible to make the all star team next season
Did he end up getting his kiss??
Doncic also saying “fuck your mother”. That’s Balkan love baby
There’s a subtle but strong difference between what Luka said (Mamicu ti jebem) and your translation, yours being more of a insult how we say it, while Luka’s more term of endearing.
One get’s you laughs, other a hospital visit.
isnt that the same thing he said when jokic poured water behind Luka’s back lmfao https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7MHdD-tFW5M
is jokic really 6’11? he looks 7 feet tall at least
With shoes on he’s probably 7’0 and change, he’s slightly shorter than Embiid who is 6’11.75” without shoes.
https://cdn.abcotvs.com/dip/images/11841004_mvp.jpg
There are so many guys listed at 7’ or 6’11 that Embiid just towers over. The nba listed heights are hilarious
It’s better than it used to be, but some of the inconsistencies are guys being listed with shoes and some are without. Embiid himself used to be announced at 7’2” before Sixers games, but the NBA mandated that players be measured barefoot a few years back, and also all players entering the draft get their height taken at the combine now. Before, top lottery picks just skipped out on the measurements prior to the combine so some of the inconsistencies are from that as well.
Pretty hard to tell a 1 inch difference in a shot like this where they are not standing next to each other
Difficult to tell 1 inch in height in general. I don’t know how the hell people seemingly can say stuff like “he’s not 5’11”, he’s definitely 5’10” like they have a virtual tape measurement in their head.
How tall can he really be, he’s only up to the shoulder of the guy next to him…
Jokic getting the budget vasectomy so he doesnt have to miss more games because his wife is giving birth.
Jamal look like that one friend who never been to your house before looking at you and your sibling fuck around
Off court they’re like a couple of kid brothers, and yet on court these two would be the most sensational offensive duo in NBA history.
They are actually siblings lmfao
☺️ just Balkan Boi things.
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Nah, they just let Slovenia go. The real fighting was between the Crotians and Serbians, with Bosnia getting fucked up between them.
The dude who spent the summer in a shaolin monk temple watching drunken serbian antics. -_-
Dončić said he loves Jokić’s mother, how sweet and wholesome 🥹🥹🥹
Wemby: “smh these immature kids”
Besties.
That team is stacked
People will watch this video and look at you dead in your face and tell you Wemby is only 7-4.
Gotta be like 7’6, hes enormous
Him and Luka act like brothers when they are together lol 😂
KAT from fucking New Jersey lmao
Imagine when they’re teammates next year …
Yugoslavia moment
Huh how fucking tall is wemby?
Wemby towering over jokic and giannis is crazy
I hope Kevin Durant doesn’t see this! Remember people when Nikola jokic played in his first All-Star game in 2019 and then Luka doncic played in his first All-Star game in 2020, that is when the All-Star game stopped being a competition, before then those All-Star games were ultra competitive according to Kevin Durant damn those white European players.
Hansen Yang mad jealous
You just know that their chemistry would be amazing if they were teammates. How in sync (“Bye-Bye-Bye”) they would be. All the beautiful dimes! Just look at the anticipation that Jokic displayed; as soon as he made the slap, Jokic knew Luka was going to retaliate with a shot to the nuts and preemptively protected his jewels. Fucking stunning, is what it would be…
Jokic can really see the game faster than the rest
Wendy is so fucking enormous. Good lord
I love their friendship
Dudes are just dudes, all around the world
Holy shit Victor is tall
I love that Jokic knew to defend against the eventual nut tap.
Kat isnt from the U.S?
Dominican
Joker knew what was coming 🤣
Slovenian handshake.
Awww such a disgustingly awkward Bromance
Right in the foreign delicacies 🫣
Should’ve slapped Shai. Reaction would be hilarious.
Ref will pop out of nowhere to throw a technical foul
how is kat on the world team bro is from jersey
Honestly, if this were the 90s we’d already have a buddy cop movie with these 2 in lead roles.
God they look tiny next to Wemby.
Wait they have KAT on the World Team?
He is born and raised in Jersey.
Why is Kat on world ?
This is “brothers in the back seat of the car on a road trip” energy.
wemby looking like galactus lmao
Pretty cool all star game to look back on in the future when my knees start hurting more and I’ve got like a kid or somethin
So… When you’re 30?
I know it’s been said a thousand times but that 5 is so fucking absurd
immediate protection from Jokic LOL
personalLy i think it’s a crime against humanity that these two don’t play together and probably never will
shai cant aura farm with these goofs near him
Wemby making all these 7 footers look small
The old nut tap.
This nostalgia nuked me straight into middle school
crazy how wemby makes giannis look short😭
nothin wrong with a little sack tap between bros
It’s crazy how small Wemby makes Jokic and Giannis look
Better slapping him on the back of the neck than trying to stick a thumb up his ass🤦🏾
This team is insanely stacked
Doncic and Jokic are the two best players in this era of the NBA. They display a savant nature of finesse and skill on the basketball court. Luka & Nikola will outplay every other player at the NBA All-Star Game this Sunday.
Damn Wemby makes everyone look so short