Reporter: “I live in Texas and I want to get a horse. What horse should I get?” Jokic: “The most expensive one, that’s going to be the best one.”
Surprised it’s taken this long for a reporter to ask this question 😂
He just seems so happy talking about horses
The 1% don’t want you to know the secret to wealth is actually just buying the most expensive stud you can afford and then selling its sperm.
just make sure your grandson doesnt get to the breeding machine and mix his sperm up with the horse sperm
I’m sorry, what?
It’s a very funny Rick and Morty episode
Sounds like solid advice regardless
Rick & Morty, keep up
Oh I love kissing those big ol’ horse teeth
like licking tile
Horse girls in shambles
horses love stegosauruses
rich people are drinking that
I’ve seen enough educational videos to know a sexy stepdaughter can get all the horsesperm you want for free.
Where do I sell the sperm?
his whole system was rebooting after being asked a question about horses
His eyes started flickering like a Get Out character. Joker in the sunken place?
simulation overload
horse tycoon mode initiated
guy knows horse
Btw I’m selling a horse for $40 million
A poor mans horse you mean, my $132 million dollar stud comes with two dicks giving double the sperm per pump to sell for top dollar.
comes with two dicks giving double the sperm
This is how I know you’re lying, you need double the testicles for double the sperm. Amateur
It’s so obvious too
The kid who asked that question is probably disappointed because he figured Jok would give him a thorough comparison between an Arabian versus a Turkoman.
Most expensive horse in Texas here. Neigh
Depending on what the horse is for, he’s not entirely wrong. If that reporter wants to show hunter/jumper you can buy a 6 figure horse that will be almost automatic if you are an average rider.
It will be almost automatic what? What do you do with the horse?
horse
The horses job is horse
of course
It means it’s not a manual
I was going to ask how you shift a horse, but I don’t think I want to know
Horse enthusiasts really hate the casual horse rider who doesn’t want to work a “stick shift”.
With your feet just like a car.
Seriously though you use the edge of your boot to provide pressure which the horse will respond to by trotting, cantering, or galloping.
Shit if you’ve never tried to ride a horse up a hill in 4th gear count your blessings
They mean it won’t require effort or skill to break-in when they call it automatic.
You take the horse over a course of jumps. A very well trained horse will recognize the jump and execute with minimal rider input. So you don’t have to be the best rider, just capable of staying on and providing some cues to the horse.
You just push on it’s nose and it goes. Fully automatic
This how they talk about cars when you walk into a car dealership
Spoken like a true horse breeder
He is in the pocket of Big Horse™
He knows his horses
Big, if true 🤔
Who is the “reporter”
Kitasan black foals
Low key Jokic is becoming a horse expert. Wouldn’t be surprised if he wins the big derbies some time in the future.
Man absolutely loves horses more than ball
I predict this to be the Year of the Horse, for Jokic
I feel bad for him lmao the best player in the world rn and to the media and everyone not from Denver he’s just a horse enthusiast. The disrespect… Dudes gonna run out his next contract and disappear
Live out in the sticks, and saw a bumper sticker the other day that said Vehicle Carries No Cash; Driver Owns Horses
Hoping he’d say a Przewalski
He can’t. Few non-Poles can.
Lol he looks like he had to legit swap his brain to talk about horses. He was on NBA mode
I hate this answer.
Stupid question = an answer that won’t entertain anybody