dizZzy5 | Suns

3106 | 7 hours ago

At no point of this headline could I anticipate where the next part was going

passtherock- | Hawks

414 | 7 hours ago

lmfao I have tears in my eyes bro wtf is this headline 😭😭😭

erenistheavatar | Nuggets

107 | 7 hours ago

John Cena surprises kid with cancer on his birthday.

peterpetrol

9 | 5 hours ago

Kid never saw it coming

Nugur

320 | 7 hours ago

This is the Gordon Ramsey key and peele skit

lalakingmalibog | Mavericks

53 | 6 hours ago

Thank you chef

KanyeDeOuest | Raptors

81 | 7 hours ago

Real “Venice’s canals are now invaded by cannibal jellyfish with vanishing anus!” vibes

LordHussyPants | Celtics

9 | 4 hours ago

glad i googled that to see if you were creative or referring to something! had missed that one

uncleoptimus

1 | 41 minutes ago

I’m glad that you mentioned that you googled it because I had just assumed it was made up lol.

But nope, there they are, vanishing anuses and all

watsonthedragon | Celtics

21 | 7 hours ago

if that Michael Scott quote was a Shams tweet

Easy_Money_40 | Cavaliers

16 | 6 hours ago

Add in the fact that I read it as Michael Beasley.

I was on the edge of my seat lmao

FreeDem5ives | Thunder

1 | 4 hours ago

I still can’t get over that shit with Lance 😭

Smeltanddealtit | Timberwolves

11 | 7 hours ago

It was a journey of twist and turns lol

KarrotMovies | LAL

2 | 6 hours ago

Puerto Rico? FOR THE GRAMMIES? Bad Bunny? Oh ok

Pndrizzy

3 | 5 hours ago

It’s like when you keep pressing the next suggested word on your keyboard. Like this.

The somerset is a little bit of a lot of work and I don’t think I can get it to you but I don’t know what to do with it.

What the fuck? Why was somerset the next suggested word after the?

ethanlan | Bulls

1 | an hour ago

The one that is in my room.

Guys that’s what I typed out I think im gonn die tonight jeeZ thats creepy

PyroTFT | Clippers

2 | 6 hours ago

Shams writing whole novels out here

Meret123 | Rockets

2 | 6 hours ago

Hey, I anticipated the FBI part

Lexitech_

1 | 6 hours ago

Unlike Malik Beasley under bettors.

waffle-spouse | Lakers

1 | 5 hours ago

Sounds like a mad lib

Wise-Young-3954

1 | 2 hours ago

100%

Desperate_Fact1079

1 | an hour ago

Lmao, I read it like 5 times and was so confused

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0 | 7 hours ago

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benjals | Raptors

39 | 7 hours ago

I wouldn’t call this title gore. It’s just a roller coaster of mad libs

attorneyatslaw | Knicks

9 | 7 hours ago

Setting up the gambling stuff with a digression about when the Puerto Rican league’s season starts was certainly a twist.

benjals | Raptors

6 | 7 hours ago

Even the team name made me do a double take lol

Whoareyoutho9

5 | 7 hours ago

Crabbers merch about to go brrr

yeahright17 | Thunder

3 | 7 hours ago

Yeah. I think it’s pretty clear. It’s just a weird collection of related information.

SaltyBawlz | Cavaliers

-2 | 5 hours ago

Are you a bot? …It’s literally only 3 sentences. One is new info, one is filler, and one is info we already knew. The new info is pretty fucking straightforward.

ShaiFanClub | Thunder

1260 | 7 hours ago

Bad Bunny’s basketball roster: 1 NBA player

TPUSA’s basketball roster: 0 NBA players

nowaygreg | Rockets

510 | 7 hours ago

Jonathan Isaac is on the phone with his agent as we speak

Ok-Knee6347

144 | 7 hours ago

MPJ trying to get signed too

ArchimedesNutss | LAL

72 | 7 hours ago

Mitchell Robinson

Money-not_you_again | TOR

57 | 6 hours ago

Christian Braun willing to take a home team discount.

ETA: He’s a registered Republican and follows Trump and Fox on IG. Feel pretty safe with the assumption.

bbuucckk | Lakers

28 | 6 hours ago

Lmao did Christian Braun retweet a “RIP Charlie Kirk” post or did he just get lumped in with the rest of these dudes cuz he’s white??

grandmasterfunk | Rockets

29 | 6 hours ago

He follows Trump on IG, but can’t see any incidents of him saying something

I_am_Santa_Claus | Timberwolves

29 | 6 hours ago

Following any politician on IG (let alone DJT) is unbelievably lame to me. It is not like you get information from it (that you wouldnt get from just, you know, reading the news)

grandmasterfunk | Rockets

18 | 6 hours ago

I think for local ones it’s okay. I don’t use twitter/bluesky/threads, so for example I follow my local council rep and they do post info that’s helpful to have

Sour_Vin_Diesel

-5 | 5 hours ago

Following someone on Instagram shouldn’t be the political action that this sub makes it out to be

Tigg0r | Raptors

15 | 5 hours ago

The US president shouldn’t break the law all the time. But here we are. Judging people by IG follows.

tompetres | Thunder

1 | 3 hours ago

Yeah, has anyone ever considered that maybe the guy just follows Trump for his musings?

Victor_Wembanyama1 | Spurs

4 | 2 hours ago

My guys are skipping over the OG Gordon Hayward lol

Money-not_you_again | TOR

1 | 2 hours ago

Oh snap, can’t believe I forgot one of the legends lol

greenwhitehell

1 | 4 hours ago

Don’t think there’s much to be completely sure regarding Braun himself, but his mom 100% is lol

RadicalMarxistThalia | Knicks

2 | 4 hours ago

Keep my centers name out ya mouth.

donkeyinparadise | Nets

1 | 5 hours ago

MPJ went to his concert in PR lol.

OptimusGrime707 | Kings

38 | 7 hours ago

C O M P L E T E L Y H E A L E D

JessAndHerFAN | Lakers

10 | 6 hours ago

JON ISAAC IS DELIVERED! He don’t like ~~men’s~~ liberals No more!

SteveTheManager | Kings

9 | 7 hours ago

It’s so funny everyone on the right doing the whole “shut up Olympians” thing when they were guzzling this guy’s glizzy every time they got the chance.

iamdikdikvandik | Nuggets

63 | 7 hours ago

Kid rock finalizing a 10 year $50 deal as we speak

IHadSomething_4This | POR

13 | 6 hours ago

10 year

The perfect age for him

Amphiscian

1 | 3 hours ago

He reportedly said it was mandatory

_drjayphd_ | Pelicans

9 | 7 hours ago

And a sponsorship with Honest Jeff’s Used Catalytic Converter Emporium.

samhit_n | Lakers

32 | 7 hours ago

Royce White, Enes Kanter Freedom, and Jonathan Isaac may change that.

gerriejoe

23 | 7 hours ago

Bad Bunny has 2 other ex NBA players in his squad

wo_lo_lo | DEN

17 | 7 hours ago

I’ll stick my neck out and say one of those has a shot at something special

Pterox511 | Raptors

16 | 7 hours ago

Counting or not counting injury?

aceofspadez138 | Slovenia

12 | 7 hours ago

Give TPUSA a break. They’re recruiting young kids. They won’t be NBA ready for at least 10-12 years.

yeahright17 | Thunder

9 | 7 hours ago

Miriam Adelson is a major Republican donor and has likely donated millions to TPUSA. So you could argue they have 15 NBA players.

PillsburyToasters | Bucks

1 | 7 hours ago

All standard TPUSA contracts contain a “kissing fish” clause. That can deter the majority of individuals

A_MASSIVE_PERVERT | Mavericks

-56 | 7 hours ago

TPUSA’s halftime show had like 6-7M concurrent viewers at its peak and has like 25M viewers after the fact yet all the comments are dogging the halftime show lol.

ShaiFanClub | Thunder

29 | 7 hours ago

Because Bad Bunny had like 135 mil

Also a good chance alot of those are botted just like the stuff on X that goes viral

Nickk_Jones | Lakers

-15 | 7 hours ago

Yeah because a half time show on a channel not showing the game and a terribly promoted one at that should totally be held up against the ratings of the biggest TV event of the year that everyone is watching by default. Fuck Trump, Kid Rock and anyone that likes them but they actually did well ratings wise.

I STILL don’t even know what channel it aired on.

samhit_n | Lakers

16 | 7 hours ago

And out of those 6 million viewers, many of them were bots.

nike_4 | Knicks

18 | 7 hours ago

Even my Fox News addict grandma watched bad bunny 😂

jahiel0 | Knicks

8 | 7 hours ago

just because people watch something doesn’t mean it’s good lol.

MugiMartin | Rockets

9 | 7 hours ago

yet all the comments are dogging the halftime show

One halftime show had hot ladies dancing, partying, cake, drinks, and an uplifting message.

The other halftime show:

“I just wanna catch my fish, ride my truck, drink my beer.”

wazzawazzaz

5 | 5 hours ago

The paragon of virtue A_MASSIVE_PERVERT defends the nonsense that is TPUSA? Say it ain’t so

The_Summer_Man | Warriors

5 | 7 hours ago

Because they are losers.

tompetres | Thunder

1 | 3 hours ago

Stick to the hentai, buddy

MembershipSingle7137

818 | 7 hours ago

Beasley saw that halftime performance and was sold lmao

TheFatmanRises | Heat

123 | 7 hours ago

He’s going to have a baile inolvidable when he lands in PR

JessAndHerFAN | Lakers

31 | 6 hours ago

Brother trying to cop a free wedding during a game

PyroTFT | Clippers

4 | 6 hours ago

He seems talented at following the money

Victor_Wembanyama1 | Spurs

2 | 2 hours ago

Saw the booty and called his agent

legend023 | Pelicans

380 | 7 hours ago

Bro went from leading the league in threes made to playing for the Crabbers

SchedulePhysical807 | Clippers

179 | 7 hours ago

Seems messed up that this whole thing cost him millions of dollars if he ends up being cleared by both the NBA and FBI

Legitimate_Way_1750 | Pistons

87 | 7 hours ago

Pretty sure the fbi has cleared him but the nba isn’t done with the investigation yet. I’m guessing the pistons don’t add Duncan and then huerter if he had any chance of this year

DetroitSportsPhan | Pistons

97 | 7 hours ago

The fbi hasn’t cleared anything. The only thing they said is he isn’t the target of the investigation. That doesn’t mean he isn’t still being investigated. My fellow pistons fans have been using that absolutely unambiguous phrasing to convince themselves he’s been cleared and make up the rest with whatever fits their narratives.

kcoe24 | Timberwolves

37 | 7 hours ago

His agent told that to shams and shams “reported” without checking with anyone doing the actual investigation

Remarkable-Lynx1496 | Spurs

2 | 2 hours ago

Shams when it comes to just regurgitating what people choose to tell him instead of actual journalism

ObviousAnswerGuy | NYK

1 | 4 hours ago

false

kickinwood | Hawks

2 | 3 hours ago

Giannis is cool tho.

mixmasterADD | Lakers

25 | 7 hours ago

In the meantime, he’s been traveling the world, piping down his ig baddy nepo baby gf on her daddy’s yacht

LaMelonBallz | Hornets

23 | 6 hours ago

In all seriousness, love that for him

I should try rigging NBA games

mixmasterADD | Lakers

3 | 6 hours ago

Some dudes have all the luck*

*maybe not for gambling tho

messejueller21 | Bucks

8 | 6 hours ago

Who are her parents?

greenfiend97 | Timberwolves

288 | 7 hours ago

Get ready to learn Spanish, buddy

Minute_Elephant_3218

96 | 7 hours ago

His dad played in PR, DR and Chile . He might have picked some up as a kid

LaMelonBallz | Hornets

34 | 6 hours ago

Si

cmcg18 | Celtics

8 | 6 hours ago

Oui oui

MarlKarx-1818 | Mavericks

7 | 6 hours ago

Cachai wn po’? <thats chilean

PyroTFT | Clippers

3 | 6 hours ago

¿Que lo que? motherfuckers, im Malik

CowboyLaw | BOS

14 | 6 hours ago

Get ready to learn Spanish that not even native Spanish speakers can understand.

negaodsg

80 | 7 hours ago

He can do the shimmy to a Bad Bunny song after he hits a three, will probably be a fixture of their home games if they’re smart.

Fit-Election3400

58 | 7 hours ago

Show me a weirder headline.

lumpiawrappers

92 | 7 hours ago

gotchu

Nugur

43 | 7 hours ago

Don’t click Mavs fans. You’ve been warned

HesiPullup | Suns

33 | 7 hours ago

No. Let them feel it again

EdCP | Mavericks

5 | 6 hours ago

Thank you. A wild morning (for me) to relive.

Fit-Election3400

4 | 5 hours ago

Jeez, that shit still hurts. And I’m a Heat fan.

Parking-Rope2301 | Warriors

3 | 2 hours ago

Damn bruh I just reread that thread. Still crazy.

MembershipSingle7137

49 | 7 hours ago

Lmfao this is the weirdest timeline

LiveLaughLonzo | LAL

9 | 7 hours ago

Wonder what his MVP odds are

welmoe | Lakers

8 | 7 hours ago

Kalshi/Polymarket will have that

Ok-Thanks4321

32 | 7 hours ago

He’s betting on himself

CIark

28 | 7 hours ago

Damn who’s signing with Kid Rock’s basketball team then?

S0urceP0wer | Heat

6 | 5 hours ago

jonathan isaac

a-eazy | Lakers

2 | 4 hours ago

He’s on the IR

chief1555 | Knicks

27 | 7 hours ago

“The first franchise was founded in 1918 and began active play in the BSN in 1956, winning titles in 1962 and 1968 before folding.”

Wow, pre-NBA basketball

barelyreadsenglish | Lakers

7 | 5 hours ago

Put some respect on bsn, also who tf translates a team name?

whtge8 | Magic

19 | 7 hours ago

Ja Morant would love Santurce

daymanahhhahhhhhh | Celtics

9 | 6 hours ago

He wouldn’t last

whtge8 | Magic

4 | 6 hours ago

Would love to see him visit La Perla lol

mauszx | Hornets

11 | 7 hours ago

Terry Rozier probably in his phone with his agent for next year.

iCantCallit | 76ers

10 | 7 hours ago

oh i lived in santurce for a year before moving back to philly/south jersey. i fucking loved it

Queasy_Mix_8592

6 | 7 hours ago

Man what the hell am I reading 😭😭

Rrypl | Celtics

5 | 7 hours ago

DeBI HACeR MENoS APUEStAS

Knightbear49 | Timberwolves

5 | 7 hours ago

Bad Bunny!

CarlTheHuman | Knicks

5 | 7 hours ago

Get ready to learn Bad Bunnese, Buddy!

VadersSuccessor | Lakers

2 | 7 hours ago

Is gambling legal in Puerto Rico?

Objective_Cod1410 | Bucks

5 | 7 hours ago

Ring chasing on the Crabbers smh

aurelianson | Hawks

4 | 7 hours ago

is Bad Bunny the coach or is he the GM? either way, i need to know more

Optimal-Talk3663

4 | 5 hours ago

Coach, GM, number 2 ticket holder, MVP of the league, starting PG, court cleaner, and half time entertainer

mushroom7474 | Raptors

4 | 7 hours ago

what’s stopping CP3 from retiring with the Cancun Peacocks?

Frostmoth76 | Warriors

6 | 6 hours ago

i read this entire comment thread thinking it was michael beasley and wondering why anyone cares… malik makes more sense

Imaginary-Ebb-1724

3 | 7 hours ago

Bet the over for 3’s a game?

heat_fan_ | Raptors

3 | 7 hours ago

Lmao this is pretty wild

MembershipSingle7137

3 | 7 hours ago

He’s betting on himself

and-you-know-it | Mavericks

3 | 7 hours ago

Palancas arriba puñeta!!! 🦀🦀🦀

satvnickiller | Heat

3 | 6 hours ago

Damn the crabbers is digusting just give em their actual name Cangrejeros 🦀

Beleiverofhumanity | Clippers

3 | 3 hours ago

Huh maybe Mexico City as a Nba city isnt too far off

bobbywellington | Timberwolves

2 | 7 hours ago

So is he not allowed to sign to an NBA team currently, or do teams just not want to risk signing him?

bartonja1 | Pistons

13 | 7 hours ago

I think I saw somewhere where he’s still under investigation. My guess is no one will touch him until it’s over.

cl353 | Heat

5 | 7 hours ago

its weird tho cuz i dont remember him being placed on admin leave like terry so y wouldnt a contender just sign him for peanuts and if he gets suspended/punished then watever

JadeMonkey0 | Pistons

2 | 6 hours ago

Maybe because he was a free agent when it happened?

Pistons fans want him back and I think the front office does too. We replaced him with a succession of lesser shooters. I think if there was any chance re-signing him would work, we would have done it.

cl353 | Heat

3 | 6 hours ago

Makes sense if teams were told he’d be put on leave as soon as he was signed lol

hokagesamatobirama | Pistons

3 | 7 hours ago

Langdon said it on The Ticket.

SF_DeversBaby

2 | 7 hours ago

Sure why not

LobsterPotatoes | Canada

2 | 7 hours ago

Always been a Crabbers fan

BKtoDuval | Nets

2 | 7 hours ago

Wepa!!!!!!

Ok_Possible_5702

2 | 7 hours ago

Can we get a Bad Bunny <> Beasley duet?

sillyshoestring | Knicks

2 | 7 hours ago

Get ready to learn crab

4verticals | Hawks

2 | 6 hours ago

Malik Beasley is a Crabber

MountainTwo3845 | Rockets

2 | 4 hours ago

I’m gonna take the under when he plays. JK if you bet on pr basketball teams you’re beyond a degenerate.

clean-toad

2 | 3 hours ago

Dude is too good for this needs to be in the league

BMARK2428

1 | 7 hours ago

Magic could’ve used him, no?

sewsgup

5 | 7 hours ago

Vardon’s story today said Beasley is still under active Wachtell Lipton investigation (in addition to the fed govt investigation)

Basic-Collection5416 | Pistons

1 | 7 hours ago

I was still hoping we’d get him before the playoffs.

Aidanj927 | Spurs

1 | 7 hours ago

Gotta get Terry and Jontay Porter, and hire Chauncey as the coach

McKnightmare24 | Lakers

1 | 7 hours ago

The Fighting Crabbers!

BizzyHaze | Lakers

1 | 6 hours ago

What’s in my pants after a visit to your mom’s place

Minute_Elephant_3218

1 | 7 hours ago

Living the dream

PandasareBad | BOS

1 | 7 hours ago

Dang can’t believe he’s allowed to travel internationally.

719DELL

4 | 6 hours ago

You know you don’t need a passport to go to Puerto Rico right?

ItsNotKevinDurant35 | Rockets

2 | 4 hours ago

smartest I Promise School graduate

Old-Dinner-6108

1 | 7 hours ago

This is how you know he’s going broke. He’s not even 30 and he has kids too. What a mess.

Excellent-Refuse4883 | Supersonics

1 | 7 hours ago

Is Beasley offering an over/under for games played?

judah249 | Suns

1 | 7 hours ago

Shimmy shimmy ya

sgtpepperslaststand | Cavaliers

1 | 7 hours ago

You guys think Puerto Rico could have an NBA team someday?

Angel_559_202020

1 | 4 hours ago

There was players who didn’t want to go to Canada Back then

Now Imagine Puerto Rico

sgtpepperslaststand | Cavaliers

1 | 4 hours ago

Players will get over it for the money. Hell even Allen Iverson played in Europe. Guys will play basketball anywhere if they truly want to play

Angel_559_202020

1 | an hour ago

Yeah a Washed Ai

sgtpepperslaststand | Cavaliers

1 | an hour ago

The point is he still wanted to play so he played anywhere that would take him. Puerto Rico would be fun they don’t even have to live there honestly just live in Miami or something. Puerto Rico would be such a die hard fan base too it would be cool.

ElderGoose4 | Rockets

1 | 7 hours ago

He’s gonna join a baseball league?

GigaFly316 | Warriors

1 | 7 hours ago

equivalent of getting banished to the Siberian gulags

Ok-Tangerine-638

1 | 6 hours ago

The Crabbers got their man!

K-LAWN | LAL

1 | 6 hours ago

“They terk our Free Agents!”

_discordantsystem_

1 | 6 hours ago

Wait what.. What does this mean lmfao

oldschool23

1 | 6 hours ago

Propo

stock-prince-WK | East

1 | 6 hours ago

Lmao boy in gambling debt and FBI pressure

Gotta play somewhere 🙄😂

[deleted]

1 | 6 hours ago

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Angel_559_202020

1 | 4 hours ago

Puerto Rico has the BSN

LostVirus1089

1 | 6 hours ago

and just like that he’s MVP level

GrumpyBert

1 | 6 hours ago

Dude, that’s a rollercoaster of a headline, WTF!

pepemiwe | Lakers

1 | 6 hours ago

Crabbers? No bro, Cangrejeros!

Optimal-Talk3663

1 | 5 hours ago

wtf.. NBL player Chris Goulding was on the roster (and also NBL Legend Bruce Bolden’s kid)

Edit; and Hassan Whiteside was as well!

Angel_559_202020

1 | 4 hours ago

The BSN attracts a decent amount of NBA/G-League Players and other leagues

Also college

Missglad1 | Spurs

1 | 5 hours ago

Fuck Trumps FBI, go Malik ❤️

MixMastaPJ | Jazz

1 | 5 hours ago

Anyone know which platform has the least vig on BSN games?

Rafmar210 | Heat

1 | 5 hours ago

Cangrejeros*

NanzLo- | Lakers

1 | 5 hours ago

He’s betting on himself 😤😤😤

Chickachic-aaaaahhh | Thunder

1 | 5 hours ago

Can Bad Bunny do a bad SNL skit for once?

We-are-all-dead-90

1 | 4 hours ago

Yah yah yah yah bad bunny bad bunny

RimLogic | NBA

1 | 2 hours ago

Averaged 16.3 points on 41.6% from three for the Pistons last season and was about to get a $42 million deal before the gambling investigation froze everything. Smart move to stay game-ready in Puerto Rico while he waits for the NBA to make a decision.

xreddawgx | Lakers

1 | an hour ago

He’s gonna be putting up numbers.

hotnewroommate | Nets

1 | an hour ago

Cangrejeros not crabbers. Yes I know it’s a translation. No you wouldn’t called the New Orleans saints, the New Orleans Santas in PR

cdzs123

1 | 28 minutes ago

Damn he took the bad bunny life insurance deal

SlyMrF0x | Warriors

1 | 16 minutes ago

Fleeing the country, I get it

[Charania] Free agent Malik Beasley has signed a deal to play in Puerto Rico for Grammy Award-winning artist Bad Bunny’s team Santurce Crabbers, both parties tell ESPN. The team’s season begins in March. Beasley has been under NBA and FBI investigations for gambling allegations.