That’s kind of what they did. Team stars is the younger players and team stripes is the older players.

Yn vs Unc bowl

We call this “Uncs Vs Punks” at my ymca

The guys at the gym care about winning that game more than NBA guys care about winning all star. No, seriously.

This was a subplot in the movie “The Wedding Ringer”. Joe Namath (playing Joe Namath himself) was on the old person football team and absolutely crushed the ²⁰⁄₃₀ somethings.

Old people call glass from the craziest angles and hit them every time.

Hell in a Cell pls

I’m fucking dying…

I’m picturing them wheeling Draymond out on a dolly, wearing a straight jacket and the Hannibal Lecter mask…

Nikola Peković will enter the court like the undertaker.

And you can be sure, he will take no shit from Dray…

Put all the good annoying defenders on a team vs. the best offensive players that don’t try on defense.

I want Draymond, Brooks, Alvarado, Gobert ,…etc going against Luka, Trae, Harden…etc.

Morris Twins vs Jokic brothers

As a white dude who was basically the only white guy on my teams until I quit playing in college, it was absolutely hilarious watching guys get flamed when I cooked somebody. If I got beat, it was just expected. 🤣

Old heads would be teeing off lol

But would the white team feel the same energy, honestly? I’m honestly not sure. Do we want Coop talking about white pride lol?   

As a boxing fan, this checks out lol 

I don’t know if it’s still like that, but used to be (as late as the 2000’s or so from my experience) that getting beat by a white dude got a brother sooo much more shit than getting beat by another black or Latino fighter. Like none of them were good, but losing to a white fighter kinda got you a scarlet letter

I can only imagine how quick things would get toxic with this lol, but I’m sure it’d be ratings gold

FORGET ever going back to the barbershop… they’d just start cutting you up like Sammy Sosa just walked in

There was a viral tweet about it and it gave nfl content creators like a full weeks worth of videos.

Final conclusion, black players would have a big advantage on the outside, white players would have better offensive lines. Qbs are kind of a wash depending on who gets mahomes. The real deciding factor is if polynesian players are allowed to be in the game. In conclusion though i think the advantage at wr and cb would be strong

The video with Channing Crowder and the bussing with the boys crew Is one of the greatest YouTube videos in The last 5 years hands down

There was a player (I think Kyle Hamilton for Baltimore) who, when asked about a great game he had, said he did it for Team Black lmao.

Hot lemon water

face being that red means its inflamed/puffed up so he’s either an alcoholic or has a GOAT level terrible diet

I don’t know why they insist on the extreme closeups more than any other podcast

Sauna. The t-shirt keeps the heat in

A pasty Bostonite spending too much time in the LA sun.

He’s white

Alcoholic

high blood pressure tends to do that, although have no idea if that’s true in his case in particular

Jokic would injure the rest of his team mates for being a different kind of White person.

r/nbacirclejerk is leaking 

We used to play Black vs White football in school in England and I know French guys play Christians vs Muslims. Some of the most fun memories lol.

Won’t happen obviously but the players would probably find the novelty fun and might even joke about it themselves. I don’t think it’s really that serious. The problem is a small subsection of very loud fans would ruin it with their reactions and commentary on it.

He’s out of line, but he’s Wright.

Just have it be Jordan vs. Bird All-Stars, where they get to draft their teams, but they happen to only pick black or white players respectively

Rare W take by Nick Wright

Put me in coach

I mean it’s a fair statement based on the available roster, anybody could be on wemby’s team in 4 years lol

lot less names to pick from tbf

Probably because there is like 30 black guys he could mention and he was trying really hard before they started talking to find enough white guys to assemble the team :)

Well in the NBA context white players are labeled as such while anybody else is just a normal player lol

r/nba in a nutshell

Want to prove you aren’t racist? Name a black nba player

Nick Wright’s wife is black so he probably felt he could get away with saying this with less blowback than the average white guy.

And he knows his sports inside and out so he could easily name a good team to counter that team but it was more about how unusual it was to have that many quality white players in the league at the same time.

One of those ideas that would be fascinating if people were just normal

Yeah, it’s one of those things where in a world where racism somehow doesn’t exist it would be a super fun idea (and I do think the players would legitimately enjoy it), but people kinda suck and it would draw all the racists out of the woodwork. A decent chunk of racist America just absolutely lost its shit because an American citizen just sang the Super Bowl halftime show in Spanish… that same group of people would take the implicit dog whistle of a black/white All-Star game and let fly.

It doesn’t matter, the AS game is 90% decided by whoever cares more, and nothing makes ppl care like a good old fashioned race war

What team does Curry play for?

it’s provocative. it gets the people going

WNBA ratings go way up.

It’s a joke man, God damn

It ain’t the NBA’s job to solve America’s social issues

The only time in history white people would argue mixed people are white. This might just change the world.

just simplify it and make it people who can say the n word and people who can’t. Somehow Tyler Herro may end up on the wrong team tho

4 teams in a round robin tournament:

Whites

Blacks

Halfies

Others

Bring in Dave Chappelle and have a draft.

You let the athlete choose which side they associate with more like they do in International soccer. And then the side that doesn’t get chosen can call him a traitor.

White people are too racist to have ever considered biracial people white before.

Why would that change now?

i think he goes by Black Captain America now

I have a hard time believing a Celtics fan seeing this as a recent development.

Announcers and commentators have been waiting for this moment lmao. That’s where the blue collar, gym rat, sneakily athletic jokes came from. Every white player would get gushed over in the 90s- 2010s. Now there are a bunch of actual big names to hype. 

The Great 2026 All Star Race War would be an amazing name for the event.

Lol? This coming from a person who posts in UK and Football subreddits. Yea it’s definitely only America that cars about race. That’s why they sing

“Park Park, wherever you may be. You eat dogs in your home country.” while pointing at any nearby Asian person. Yea because other countries don’t care about race lol.

https://youtu.be/O-22toakr9o?si=zv7bVlgz7jptYZOq

Or you know when they do monkey chants and throw bananas at black players.

https://apnews.com/article/racism-soccer-mbappe-semenyo-mckennie-f7c4c917adc78eef254476968b904b91

This isnt shit, its pure gold

This is actually a good idea though

it’s an entertainment podcast where they’re joking around. God forbid that exists