Who’s Quinn gonna lose his mind over now?

Nothing beats his reactions to a Furphy dunk

He’s gonna pop out of one of the mascots at the All Star Weekend and be a surprise addition to the dunk contest

Acl is a full year? I was thinking more like 6-8 months from the surgery tbh so sooner

I know the Furphinator will come back and lead us to the promised land

Indiana football won a national championship, so naturally Caitlin Clark, Daniel Jones, and the entire Pacers roster had to be sacrificed.

The Dark Magic we attracted last year has came to collect.

idk what they did but the indiana fever and the pacers got hit with the injury nuke for some reason

The Pogue’s Run Lower Body Injury Demon.

Since the Pacers (and Colts) built their arenas over a buried sacred stream that once ran free across downtown Indianapolis, vengeful forces have reached up and clawed away vital portions of athletes’ bodies at intervals calculated to cause the most suffering to the city.

Paul George. Victor Oladipo. TJ Warren. Isaiah Jackson. James Wiseman. Tyrese Haliburton. Caitlin Clark. Daniel “Indiana” Jones. And now Johnny Furphy.

The vengeful blows of the PRLBID can fall on these athletes at any distance from Pogue’s Run itself, though Furphy is the first known instance of it striking outside of the continental U.S. Strangely, the strikes all seem to be from the waist down, though there are still those who contend it got Peyton Manning in the neck.

Indiana in NBA is just cursed. It’s much older than Pacers.

Their first team, Olympians, got 2 NBA-1 players, young team… And both of them were banned by league for pointshaving during college, team collapsed after 2 seasons.

So anytime Indiana is reaching stars curse just put them in their place :/.

Probably the same one who hates Denver

Maybe it’s an ABA thing

Any large substations or transformers within close proximity of the practice court?  

This is probably a good thing. Get em out of the way this year. Focus on rest and recovery. Come back with a vengeance next season with Zu and a hungry team

Haliban, Wiseman and Furphy all torn their ACLs in the last year and a half. That’s actually insane

I blame the Etsy witches

Especially when he was going to get every opportunity he could’ve hoped for finishing this season

Tore it poster dunking on Mamu. He was looking good in the gsme, and wasn’t afraid to take it at Scottie(Scottie also postered him a little before). Really shitty situation, as from what I saw of his game he relied a lot on athleticism. 

Yuuuuupp

we did get a natty tho

i’m still in shock

Dawg yall just won a national championship 

Real sports hell is Minnesota 

One of the dumbest things about the Niners’ conspiracy is that there are electrical substations pretty close to every NFL stadium. Because they draw a fuck ton of power.

There’s a whole gas power plant across from Lucas Oil.

Electromagnetism professors in shambles.

It felt like everyone knew

Oladipo tore his acl against us too. The Pacers and Raptors should just stop playing against each other.

Nah half that. He’ll be playing in December of this year.

Huh? Furphy is a shooting guard. If anything it just makes Mathurin more needed, the reason he was traded was because Furphy fits the pacers system while Mathurin has more trade value. They’re still better with the trade than without, but for the rest of the season theyre going to struggle even harder with good guard lineups

Guy literally twisted his knee coming down from a dunk and had to leave in a wheelchair. Yet you’re out there saying stupid shit like this. Be better.

Flair should be “top 1% asshole”