Q:“What did Josh do to you yesterday?” -Jalen Brunson: “Nothing. I don’t want to talk about it. I’m really not talking about it. He can go F––he’s just a…he’s a fking ahole man. I’m sorry. I’m sorry”
Josh Hart is like that cousin of yours that always just wanted to wrestle and you would just be playing your Nintendo and he would just scream “headlock!” and next thing you know you are you are yelling for him to quit it and just get the fuck off of you, the hyper, ADHD weirdo sonofavabitch
r/oddlyspecific
And then he forced me to play with the Mad Catz in my own home!
We had an old busted aftermarket controller that had been thrown against a wall or stepped on at some point and one of the thumbstick tops busted off, so we wrapped the sharp end in tape and called it Peg Leg. One guy always called dibs on it so when he beat our ass he could also point out that he did it with the busted controller. You ever been clowned on in SSB64 by a Yoshi spamming eggs? It was dark.
this reminded me of how my older cousin would stand on the tail of the starfox map in SSB64 and tell us whoever wants to get fucked up come see me in my office. then he would take turns fucking us up his his office
SSBM was where boys became men though
Nah fuck that shit man
That’s the sort of shit that keeps you from being invited back
Naaaaah. It’s on sight if he’s playin like that.
Haha, my friend brought a busted Gamesir controller to play battlefield or something, the roasts were pretty good.
Oddly specific, but extremely relatable lol
right tell me you don’t know exactly which cousin of yours he was talking abt
This is my older brother, except I would lose to him playing Street Fighter 2. Weirdly detailed comment about a shared common experience with crazy siblings, haha.
I didn’t realize we all had that cousin
He seems like a sane version of Arenas.
That friend who’s always up to some bullshit to fuck with you lmao.
Pushes you in the pool at the BBQ with all your clothes on and your phone in your pocket.
God that kid sucks
This time it wasn’t the thumb.
It was the logo on his beanie 🤣
Playing that defense Prince and The Revolution play
Ay man I’m not on your team!
They were setting this fruity ass picks
I want to get this…
Chappelle?
Game blouses.
What are you mad for? I mean, you know where you got that shirt, and it damn sure wasnt the men’s department!
Yup!
Computer blue. Darling piggy.
*nikki
*pikki
AOWWW
Would you like some grapes, bitches?
I don’t get it? Purple rain, around the world in a day, parade are all great albums
https://youtu.be/ff8LEx9Mw54?si=hQqgoM7xcr_B-qSF
lmao @ arbitrarily picking three albums.
My guy got the whole fist this time.
Wait that was actually Brunson’s Twitter account? I saw the tweet but assumed it was just one of those parody accounts LMAO
They are joking. They always talk shit to each other
Thumb in the butt
That’s just a New York thing, though. He was really excited.
Thats how they say hello in New York
Can confirm. The thumb is like aloha, ciao, or shalom - we use it for hello, goodbye, and everything in between.
I’m in New York sightseeing today. Will give it a try!
“Man in jail today for thumbing New York City pedestrians”
He’ll leave the jail with a glowing two thumbs up review on TripAdvisor
Thumbs up!
Hello ;)
👍 is it me you’re looking for 👍
It’s because the Italians are so affectionate
Oh really mr Boston creampie?
In croatia we say “Ličko rukovanje”
“Hitchhiking”
Thousand years of pain?
Maybe more this time around.
Hart holds Brunson like a bowling ball
Thats assault, brotha
Hart: Do ya double dog dare me?
Picked him up like a six-pack.
Oh so that’s what the logo on his hat is
he stopped himself from saying the f word and then said it anyway 😂
He couldn’t help himself lol. Only Josh Hart can do that to him 😂
Mr. Captain, a second thumb has entered a second hole.
We call this the siskell and ebert
Had enough of two hand touch?
Any additional context on this one
Have you watched Heated Rivalry?
I think I watched the wrong one.
Not really lol
Hart putting his finger in Jalen’s ass is all the context you need to know
Any zoomed in upscaled slow motion hd video?
Relax 😂
I’ll relax when I see penetration
My fault king 🤝
I’ll relax when they show all of it
Sing Dem Blues, White Girl
I gotchu on the slow mo fam https://streamable.com/2sr7py
That bad man put his thumb back there again didn’t he???
wasn’t the thumb this time lmao
I can’t tell if they’re joking around or if they actually dislike each other
They definitely like each other, this is just banter between friends. JB especially has a very dry sense of humor, from what I can tell, and is very deadpan.
They love each other, but Josh is the friend who “play too much.” Jalen is annoyed, but it’s also not that serious.
There is an annoyance that only exists for people you care about
It does seem like brunson is legitimately annoyed but is to easygoing to say anything in a serious manner.
Bro explaining male friendships lol
On one hand, they are best friends who host a podcast together
On the other hand, 90% of their interactions are them ragging on each other
It feels like a fine line
The venn diagram of those two options is a circle
You’re right
You know that Josh Hart at some point has tricked Brunson into drinking breast milk
Definitely a brotherly dynamic. They might hate each other at times, but it’s all love.
They have a name for it in bdsm it’s called consensual non consent.. Brunson pretends not to like it which helps Hart get off
I wonder what their safe word is
“Thibodeau”
The full word, just “Thibs” doesn’t count.
this took me OUT 😂
You can see a slight smirk on his face toward the end
Close enough friends that they’ve looped around to acting like siblings that hate each other
Just fuck already
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Hey bud, after reading that last sentence I think you just may be a homophobe. Or at the very least have never had a meaningful male friendship in your life.
Wait did they do butt play again? Without lediddy?
I think they just like playing everyone, they’re in it for the lulz.
MJ would never. John starks would neva.
He definitely snaked him in Arc Raiders
Do you like that game? I’m debating getting it
It’s a decent game (I don’t think any game is great personal thing)
It has a it’s flaws but the good out weighs the bad
It’s a extraction shooter if you want that kind of game
It is not as fun solo as other games like it they will ruin your trust
These two would’ve killed as guests on Carson.
While wearing that hat…
I’m equally a boobs and butts man, but Josh Hart is an asshole man.
josh hart is on record as a boobs man
Routine muffler check.
What the Heated Rivalry is going on with these two
When intrusive thoughts win
his fav character in game of thrones?
Don’t know if I’m male bonding or being sexually assaulted
Knicks, winners of 11 of their last 12.
Before that, things were getting tense for a minute.
I really miss Josh Hart even though he wasn’t as good for us as we needed him to be.
The vibes are always immaculate!
You only say something like this if you’re bros
My guess is that Josh sent him a sms with a false trade, either involving JB and/or Mikal/Kat, JB bought it, and started to ping those guys saying, “oh my god!! I’m sorry bro…”
Got him with a fake Giannis to the Knicks trade.
Knicks seem like a fun team to be on.
This is the new boban and tobias and I’m here for it.
do NOT send da video
This team would not be nearly as good with Josh Hart what he does for chemistry is understated.
wait whut? Where does Hart play next year?
Josh Hart is a sexual harasser. He’s created a toxic work environment for JB. If I were JB I’d sue MSG.
I wonder what Knicks fan actually think about their dynamics, surely it must make you feel a little weird after seeing Hart fondle J Brunson booty meat on live television during the NBA Cup trophy ceremony
Booty meat? Hart was going for the hole.
Sounds like somebody doesn’t have any friends that stick their thumbs up his ass
Although you may be right, I’m all for trying new things, why don’t you dm me and we can set things up?
You’re moving too fast. I don’t just jump in thumb first…You need to take me to dinner first
This entire thread is funny but this exchange killed me. Bro went from questioning dynamics to “whose thumb do I have to sit on?” real quick
I don’t know what you consider fondling but what Josh Hart did definitely wasn’t it.
Then how would you describe it? Cause he most definitely copped a feel and it was enough to make JB stand on edge that entire time
Penetration
Sticking a thumb up your friend’s butt is not fondling.
In the right scenario it could be, who’s to say this type of behavior doesn’t go on behind scenes?
Have you been to New York? You can’t be in New York without being around someone weird. It’s the usual there.
Never been to New York, but I’ve had crushes on girls who were from New York so I think that counts
did you ever play sports in highschool?
have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
No but I want to
Yes