I hate that they bastardized something that was just spoken about. Ugh

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Funny, I remember having the same thoughts. We should tradmark Turd Quarters at this point.

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It’s not that sad, they’ve had plenty of success and went on several Cinderella playoff runs.

You can’t keep doing that indefinitely.

Spo is washed sadly

Get any other “top tier” coach in this team and they aren’t making the Play-In. We got LOTS of problems, Spo is not one of them.

He’s a good boy for Muriel and Eustace (seriously one of my favorite cartoons as a kid)

Yeah Courage is the only reason Muriel and eustace are alive lol

We’re Jimmy Butler merchants 😭

Just put his head down and stopped Le Quack’s evil

Actually, our Miriam is the Play-In so checkmate.

Could have taken trae young for free, you guys have the defenders to cover him on that end

There’s a reason the play-in is better known as the Annual Heat-Bulls-Hawks Invitational

Been saying this for awhile now. Miami has literally never gotten a #1 pick. 😭

He ran himself off the team

They have no number one option.

This is the issue. They can get out to leads bc opposing teams aren’t going all out on defense to start the game. Once the game tightens and the effort picks up, they have nobody that can hit tough shots or get to the FT line. And it just becomes an avalanche and leads evaporate quick with nobody to stop a run.

Yep, the Heat are a team built around a star but don’t have the star.

last couple years jimmy was pretty bad at closing most of the time too tbh. would just let the clock die and chuck a contested three

Except we used to blow leads with Jimmy too soooo idk.

Spo’s incredible but all coaches have flaws, and he’s just got yes-men as assistants so no one can really shore up his problems.

Stop with the roster complains lol, just saw Mazzulla blew out the rockets starting 5 with g leaguers

Don’t they also play really fast pace? Seems like they should slow it down in the second half if that’s still the case.

Davion? He wasnt the issue lol

Bro doesn’t even play wdym lol

Can’t be that dude if you wear street clothes to every game

With herro out there’s not a single rotation Spo could put out there with a closer.

Don’t you limit them. They also love going down early double point deficits too. It’s a multifaceted frustrating team.

Well evidently the bot isn’t welcome in this sub but here you go:

Heat record in games where they had a 20+ lead at any point, last 2 seasons

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Like. Of all people to pick on, DAVION MITCHELL???? He’s the definition of the word “fine” lmao. We got Bam being paid 50 million and playing like a worse Mobley, Herro who’s the living definition of a paper tiger, Powell who… actually Powell’s good you can stay, Jovic who SUCKS why did we resign this dude and why does Spo keep playing him, Wiggins who we should’ve packed his bags out to some fuckass team like the Nets by now, and Ware who IS good but Spo hates his guts for who knows what reason.

Granted, we’re not THEEEEE worst. At all, we’re mid. But the worst teams in the league are building up. Washington’s got some solid young players and are stocking up on assets, the Nets are doing the same but they’re bums, the Pacers are obviously tanking, the Pels are tanking to maybe get a way outta the Zion situation, and the Jazz are doing some evil voodoo shit to get a quadrillion picks at this rate. Meanwhile we’re running it back AGAIN with the only difference being we have Powell. Who’s good, but he’s not a star.

We should’ve blown it up last year when we had the chance. Now we’re stuck with damaged goods nobody will ever think of trading for. We’re cooked.