MikeConleyIsLegend | Grizzlies

648 | 5 hours ago

the Porter bloodline may be the stupidest in human history.

Uncreative-Foodie

284 | 5 hours ago

And MPJ is the brightest of the brothers

Busy_Guarante

48 | 5 hours ago

Setting the bar that high is a bold choice for that family.

salcedoge | Lakers

56 | 4 hours ago

The bloodline legit maxed out on Physical traits and nothing else.

Probably influenced a lot by their nutcase parents

glen_ko_ko | Pistons

8 | an hour ago

they’re millionaires. I’m maxed out on other things and broke as fuck.

EconamWRX | Bulls

49 | 4 hours ago

There was a time we were in love with the Porter brothers and family and hated the Ball family.

We werent wrong, but we also were so very wrong.

BruceBrownMVP | Nets

14 | 5 hours ago

You ain’t met mine homie 😤

AdCreative205

10 | 4 hours ago

It’s between them and the Tkachuks.

roll_that

3 | 2 hours ago

Is the Midwest just full of morons?

BobSlydell08 | Suns

8 | an hour ago

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land—the common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

Mukbeth | PHI

8 | 2 hours ago

They also have the weakest ACLs. MPJ is like an Ironman compared to some of his siblings. I think one of his siblings had like 3 total ACL injuries.

SloshaPacana

631 | 6 hours ago

Bro that screenshot is absolutely hilarious, how brain dead do u have to be to take a picture of that and post it with a straight face

TitanTigers | Grizzlies

430 | 6 hours ago

The Porters all seem so fucking dumb

UALR-Trojans-Rule | Bucks

221 | 6 hours ago

Because they are

ihavepaper | Nets

94 | 5 hours ago

We’ve been fortunate that he’s been willing to listen to Nets FO about chilling on podcast topics.

Dude is in NY now. I cannot imagine the level of idiocy and degeneracy he could talk about.

UALR-Trojans-Rule | Bucks

35 | 5 hours ago

Man NY is cooked. Everyone can talk, but not everyone should have a mic and a podcast

Krillin113 | 76ers

20 | 4 hours ago

Price of a mic should go up

lalakingmalibog | Mavericks

8 | 3 hours ago

I mean, not like these multimillionaires couldn’t afford it lol

ClassSuspicious5240

2 | 2 hours ago

As if rich assholes like Joe Rogan aren’t just as stupid. Don’t make it a class thing

blc1991 | OKC

1 | 21 minutes ago

I think it was more meant that the barriers to entry for podcasting could stand to be a little higher. Any opinionated idiot can be a podcaster these days.

solarscopez | Celtics

1 | 31 minutes ago

30 more.

The_real_bandito

-18 | 4 hours ago

Did they go to public school or something ? 😂

FA-Cube-Itch | Trail Blazers

5 | an hour ago

Bro went to private school lmao. Private schools don’t mean smarter.

XiaoRCT | Thunder

17 | 3 hours ago

the “Lunch yet?” text is just pure comedy gold

HokageEzio | Knicks

257 | 5 hours ago

Man has rocks for brains but boy can he hoop

chazoid | Nuggets

10 | 2 hours ago

The Mr. Beef Wellington of hoops

MikeConleyIsLegend | Grizzlies

98 | 5 hours ago

this the dude that forces women to listen to Andrew Tate?

Young_Meat

63 | 5 hours ago

Forced is a very strong word. I’m sure they could just leave and let him continue his listening party solo

Frosty_Dimension5646 | Nuggets

17 | 3 hours ago

But then they lose access to the bag

Aggravating-Total542

4 | an hour ago

Because of the implication …

rabidantidentyte | Nets

1 | 2 hours ago

Politically, he’s a disaster, but he’s been a great locker room guy and he’s balling tf out this season.

Seanswanshong

-66 | 5 hours ago

Who cares. if MPJ wants to listen to it with them and they choose to stay and fuck him for his money and to brag to their friends.

Let both parties do what they want. Mutual transaction

helgestrichen | Mavericks

33 | 4 hours ago

He’s not intervening, is he? Idiots broadcasting their stupid ideas to the world and other idiots yelling “who Cares, let them do what they want”, i will never understand this dynamic.

tweenalibi | Pistons

39 | 4 hours ago

“Also don’t criticize dumbass people for openly supporting dumbass people”

Spike_der_Spiegel | Raptors

16 | 3 hours ago

People can do whatever they want, except criticize other people

Resident-Cancel7284 | Pistons

8 | 3 hours ago

The idiots who support the broadcasting idiots are the ones saying “who cares, let them do what they want” because it gives them plausible deniability and the veneer of neutrality.

g_bleezy | Nuggets

5 | 3 hours ago

THE DUMBASS BLOC STICKS TOGETHER 🧱😠🧱

Fun_Position_6969 | Minneapolis Lakers

99 | 4 hours ago

If you ever get a chance to stand next to MPJ you’ll be able to hear the wind between his ears like a seashell.

Sea-Network-6905

90 | 5 hours ago

honestly that snap leak is peak rookie move. gotta respect the confidence though, even if it was straight up dumb. ngl the Porter bloodline keeps making weird headlines but yeah, dude can ball fr.

Semi_Swoljeye | Celtics

41 | 3 hours ago

I know this is gonna be buried in the comment section but I was one of the first people to find it and post it on Twitter, that day was wild lol. I had to deleted the app off my phone due to how many notifications I was getting, and by the time I re download the app they blocked my account for doxxing.

ColonelSandurz42 | Clippers

38 | 5 hours ago

So many podcasts 😵‍💫

entrity_screamr | Suns

3 | 3 hours ago

MPJ is truly the NBA equivalent of having WR1 disease… and somehow make it even worse on a genetic level

pdpdpdpdpdpdpdpd | Raptors

1 | 5 hours ago

If he did that to stern it would be game over lmao, imagine losing out on a successful NBA career because of that dumb ass shit

EmbarrassedRing7806 | Lakers

35 | 3 hours ago

yo the “stern would never” circlejerk is getting to insane levels

like no bro he would have been fine

TechnicalDecision160 | Rockets

2 | 3 hours ago

MPJ. The biggest baller and dumbass there ever was!

scparks44 | Pistons

1 | an hour ago

He’s got a weird head

Wendigo_33 | Grizzlies

1 | 27 minutes ago

Completely forgot this happened.

HelpOpening4996

-7 | 4 hours ago

Given how many embarrassing money MPJ must have had I’m surprised this one’s at the top :)

Fuzzy_Ad3098

-10 | 4 hours ago

That’s hilarious lol, MPJ becoming one of my favorite players

MatasBuzelis

0 | 39 minutes ago

He’s like an actual huge fucking idiot and not a particularly good dude lol

No-Goat5683 | 76ers

1 | 7 minutes ago

So what

Gristle__McThornbody | Lakers

-11 | 4 hours ago

I thought getting arrested would be the most embarrassing.

messejueller21 | Bucks

5 | 4 hours ago

When was he arrested?

Gristle__McThornbody | Lakers

-4 | 4 hours ago

Idk there was a video posted here a few years back.

PaleoclassicalPants | Nuggets

15 | 4 hours ago

It was his Tesla getting towed and him begging the tow truck driver to give him a break because they were both minorities.

realistweirdist | Knicks

6 | 3 hours ago

“You black, you really gonna do that to another brother?

“Im puerto rican.”

IdRatherBeLurkingToo | Nuggets

1 | 3 hours ago

Things That Never Happened for 500, Alex

Michael Porter Jr. talks about when he accidentally leaked Adam Silver’s number on Snapchat as a rookie: “I’m thinking I’m getting kicked out the league… They had me walk up there in front of all these guys and apologize. That was the most embarrassing time of my life.”