Every trade has like “random bullshit go” energy.

Everybody is on the fence for giannis, it just skewed probabilities for those who moved little to none, whilst other teams decided it wasnt worth the wait

But you’re having fun and that’s what matters.

It’s the stupid fucking apron rules that are mucking everything up. Nobody can overpay to acquire talent and then worry about the tax bill later 

It’s so stupid. Giannis would have been traded already if there wasn’t such a smaller number of teams that are even allowed to trade for him 

He’s a pretty damn good backup. Steal by the Hawks

He is matchup dependent but indeed very serviceable

I thought Landale might’ve garnered a pick swap or something

He is a very good backup center man. Kristaps never plays so he is their second center

The Jazz are trying to lose and he’s on an expiring

We still wanna tank the rest of this season out, we don’t need serviceable players, lol.

Yeah what the fuck dude

You’re telling me we could’ve simply bought fucking landale instead of trading simons and the 31st pick in the draft for the corpse of Vuc???

Indeed. I’d take him back on the Grizzlies in a heartbeat. Solid backup and sometimes exceeds that.

True, but the tweet did not specify just how much cash we’re getting in return. It’s a bajillion dollars

Gotta have cash to pay for the tanking fines lol

Yeah I like what he offers in a limited role.

Just to add to the other comments, he’s also randomly fire from the 3.

My favorite player, this guy never retires

We thought he was washed

Suitcases full of bills left a team facilities are back on the menu

Really backed up the brinks truck for landale

Was disappointed when we moved him without him playing a single game as a hawk last time we acquired him. For the price of Tony Ressler’s money, I’m happy with this, and hoping he helps us get better on the boards, we don’t all have a Clingan lol 

we’ve been giving minutes to Christian Koloko (who’s not been awful for what he is tbf) because we’ve been DYING for a second center, I was gonna be thrilled with anything other than bringing Alex Len back lol

What’s sneaky about it? They got a solid rotation piece without giving up any assets lmao. Clearly maneuvering on the part of the Jazz the Hawks got to benefit from. 

Aussie Aussie Aussie!

Dallas had Dante Exum, Josh Green, and Australian citizen Kyrie Irving.

At the risk of sounding dumb, Dyson, Jock, and who?

Wait I’m dumb, who’s the third behind Dyson and Landale?

One of those three has already played with two other Australians.

Although I’d like to give Ben Simmons back to America now.

It isn’t. The 2019-2020 76ers had Ben Simmons, Matisse Thybulle, Jonah Bolden and Ryan Broekhoff.

Jock and Adams were great vibes in Houston 🇦🇺

I believe at one point the Jazz had Ingles, Exum, and Brock Motum

Beating the previous record of Patty Mills and Ben Simmons on the Clippers last year?

Danny might charge a convenience fee for that.

Yeah he’ll be at the bus stop with his lunch packed. His mom gave him a capri sun too

Real hard worker, first one in the gym and last one out.

He sure has!

Yeah he’s been really good. The Grizzlies just moved him because he was on a one year deal and we clearly don’t want to be good now. It wouldn’t surprise me if they tried to pick him up next season even if we get healthy enough to actually try to play.

Absolutely he has, break out season

genuinely what the fuck

Hardest working guy in the biz

Idk, but whatever it is, they clearly needed an extra cash infusion

Probably picking up a couple of McDoubles

Gotta be something. With this and the Lonzo move, they’re clearly setting something up

Spaghetti with banana ketchup

Funeral potatoes and jello

You say that and then something like a Wemby trade happens.

Australians apparently, we now have Dyson, jock, and duop on our team so not typical American names lol

It’s wild that we went from having no shooting at the 5 a few years ago to having 3 centers who can all shoot now, with Okongwu and KP (the idea of KP at least lol) being legitimate stretch 5s.

Lauri is a PF at best

Jesus that’s horrible, kids are so mean