A skeet 😂

It’s still a tweet. This is a Q-Tip/Chap stick/Kleenex situation. Doesn’t matter if you’re on X, on Threads, on Bluesky, anything posted on a microblogging platform is a tweet.

It’s still a tweet. If Twitter ain’t using it then fuck it, it’s just a noun or verb if you say tweeting

I thought they were called a bluski

I call em bloo skis

I blue myself.

Wait a sec, do posts have to be from b.sky or is that guy just on there.

They are all tweets since there isn’t a Twitter anymore. You tweet on X or Threada or Bluesky.

oh my

And then?

Metapod metapod

Unfortunately, I tend to just soften.

Metapod has enetered the chat

Metapod? That you?

This is the kind of insanity that chatGPT is trying to take from us

What

how… how did you even put together this completely random string of words? props, honestly

Once she reaches 2 aprons, we don’t even allow her to combine ingredients and now she has to share half of all the food she makes with the rest of the NBA!

Amazing. Please bring your talents to the Blazer sub. 

Lmao

Now I’m confused and horny

Yea honestly thats pretty much it

Bro what i am now more confused than i was before

Elite analogy game, needs more rewards

Reading this has made my life slightly better just off the laughter alone. Thank you for this, it’s utterly beautiful. 

you bastard. take the upvote.

Ok ok I get that part, but why is she in MY kitchen?

This was one of the worst explanations of the new cap rules I’ve ever seen. Honestly bravo. 

What

If we normalize mahomes stats to the average player we know that he over perform and will be regressing to the mean eventually

That’s like every league except baseball (which will be getting hard cap next season). Just look at the NFL, 50% of contracts are made up of bonuses, then you have void years, dead cap, restructures, just all this convoluted shit that 95% of football fans don’t understand.

It isn’t really complicated, people just don’t take the time to actually read reports overviewing the updated CBA.

All because a chain of entirely predictable circumstances led to KD joining the warriors.

If the cap doesn’t balloon the warriors cant afford KD,, paired with Curry on a insanely team friendly team due to injury.

The simple solution never allow the cap to balloon like that, always go for a smooth increase. Instead the NBA over reacted and now we have the current CBA.

you don’t really need to know every single detail unless you want to be an executive

below the 1st apron you don’t pay tax and can do basically anything

1st apron restricts your flexibility

2nd apron is REALLY punishing and you can’t do almost anything other than shed salary, sign rookies, two ways and vet minimums

if you want details on every restriction they are out there but it’s not really relevant for most people

Would rather see this than see something like what the Dodgers are doing to baseball 🤷‍♂️

Mike Conley and Anfernee Simmons trades were both to get Wolves and Celtics under aprons, for people who want to see some of the ramifications of the rules. Wolves can take back 125% of salaries so getting Giannis is significantly simpler

now teams can’t keep salary for more than a 3-4 seasons max before they have to shed what they’re building

The intention is actually that teams can’t keep more than 2 top paid players for longer than 3-4 seasons. The goal of this rule is to do exactly this, force teams to move guys like KCP, KAT, now Garland.

Deadass that shit would be life changing for any person reading this, fuck do you mean “only” 200 bands?

$200k is often a rounding discrepancy for most companies with hundreds of millions in expenses (though obviously it just about never is in terms of salary) 

Wait till you find out how much money the owners (who pay these salaries) have.

There’s others who can treat the highest NBA salaries like this $200k rounding error. Those people really live in a separate world.

According to Odell Beckham Jr. , not even 100 million is enough to live off of

He has a whole family to feed, how can you be so insensitive

And then you have the owners…

I mean Harden is a play off faller, Mitchell is a playoff riser, it could work…

makes sense why hes in the Epstein files

Yes

Lmao

People are emotional about DG. He’s been the longest tenured Cav in a long time. 7 years, great vibes guy, electric to watch (when healthy). It’s a sad breakup that’s probably for the best, but still it’s certainly split every single group chat on in.

We love DG

At a very base level, he is just not fun to watch these days.

We saw an all time horrible game 7, we saw some great games before that. You got Spida for the game 7s and let’s be real Garland probably isn’t even on the floor for one.

Harden still played better in the playoffs than Garland did last year

I’m pretty sure Harden will find a way to choke this playoffs away, but with a more Cleveland flair.

It’s just that Garland will be incapable of producing even that performance, because of his random injury of the year.

So it’s a win some lose some situation.

Bro’s got 15+ years of strip club knowledge