Orlando traffic

roid rage

He was born in darkness. Molded by it.

Mercury in retrograde.

No joke it might actually be roid rage

Steroids + Florida do not go well together

he wanna be known as Draymond Bane

Literally turning into Bane from Batman

Bro repeatedly looked like an angry Oompa Loompa against Wemby yesterday

Dude’s been off the chain since Memphis

Arm-length envy

dirty player

t-rex arms finally got to him when he couldn’t reach the top shelf to grab his favorite cereal. he just saw red and snapped. he continues taking out his rage on easy targets. sad situation.

I don’t know, but maybe his quotes will give you clues.

No one cared who I was ‘til I was put on the Magic.

Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you.

Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

Theatricality and deception are powerful agents to the uninitiated.

The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure.

It would be extremely painful… for you.

Oh, You Think Darkness Is Your Ally. But You Merely Adopted The Dark; I Was Born In It, Molded By It. I Didn’t See The Light Until I Was Already A Man. And By Then, It Was Nothing To Me But Blinding.

Menthal Illness

Recent?

This is just a mask off moment. He’s always been a dirty bitch.

It’s not recent

Ja Morant influence

I think he just wants to change his reputation and be known as a dirty player? I don’t know but Dillon Brooks also had a similar burst of violence when he was in Memphis. Brooks wasn’t known as a dirty player for years then he just starts committing flagrants one season and the rest is history. Maybe Bane wants that type of rep as well.

My honest take, is he saw what being a menace did for dillion brooks fame. Hes not a superstar player, but he can be a good player and an “enforcer”/“instigator”..

When preparation meets opportunity. He’s always primed to strike, now. He’s embraced the heel role.

He’s a shitty human being.

The new pope is from Chicago and gave him confession

Roid rage is a real thing but it doesn’t work like everyone thinks it does, funny to see how many really think it’s that. As if a pro player is pinging tren in the bathroom before a game lol

Magic culture

T Rex Arm Complex is the medical term

A violent person?

Capped delts like that means roid rage

KG said it’s either money or women that leads to violence between nba players.

Violence is too strong of a term. Stop it.

In his defense his “flagrant” foul on Wemby last night was the weakest shit I’ve ever seen.

Desmond Bane

He’s a douche bag

Bath salts

Prop bets on techs

steriods

Bane vs Brooks February 21st. Over under 2.5 technical fouls between the two of them?

He’s on his period. He just needs a snickers.

He’s stuck on the Magic

He is just mad because he is angry

He’s always been a dick.

We’ll never know where he picked up those bad habits.

Florida Man Syndrome, referring to an alleged prevalence of people performing irrational, ridiculous, and maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida.

Because his arms are so short he cant even beat his own meat lol

the T-Rex blood is starting to awaken in him

Lazy D

He got bit by a werewolf obviously

Drug test him already

Only wanted to come to Orlando for Disney World. Found out your arms must be *this long* to ride. Now very upset.

Is this the neighborhood watch meeting?

I’ve seen a few people say roid rage, idk about that but whatever it is, it’s definitely not just playing harder. Bro is fighting demons

He’s bad this year and can’t handle it

Ja Morant was a calming influence

The Celtics gave him away for nothing …. NOTHING!!!

He thought he would waltz into Orlando and they would compete for a ring right away. Whoops…

I blame the coach Mosley. Look how he smiles after all

Insecurity and identity issues

He plays on the magic that’s their modus operandi

Memphis is calling for him like the green goblin mask

can’t believe we let him, Dillon Brooks, and Ja Morant on the same team

Steroids. No other explanations

There’s an Orlando magic sub that’ll prob be more help

Spent several years in Memphis

I love it. We need more players like Bane, Brooks and Dort in the league