[Highlight] Desmond Bane’s Roid Rages this season
Most of the time teams are more confused than mad. There’s zero build up to all of these, he just randomly decides to do this shit lol
He also seems confused which makes it even stranger
That brotha needs help
I think that makes it worse. there’s no taunting or hand battling. I think he actually needs help. when Draymond was doing this it was universally known he was doing it on purpose to antagonize…
desmond bane looks like he’s reacting naturally…like something in his brain is telling him these are basketball moves and hurting people is the goal. it doesn’t even look malicious…it just looks violent.
all that mental health help everyone said Draymond needed Bane actually needs. he’s puzzled at his own damn actions.
The one today just made me laugh because he was playing extremely well and played extremely well after tbf
Next thing you know he’s playing linebacker on Wemby and trash talking Dylan. It certainly made the game more interesting.
Nah man, fuck Desmond Bane. If Reed Sheppard is Cocaine Curry, then he’s Crack Draymond.
Wemby is literally the only reason I’m watching basketball regularly again after the bubble season. From the games I watched, bro is literally getting assaulted out there every game, and I’m scared every time he gets knocked down.
The Spurs need to sign some legit nut case next season for on court protection, I mean I know Metta World Peace is like 50 years old, but he’s probably still good for 6 hard fouls a game.
Follow wembys off-season then. He’s not worried about Lil bane.
Wait till Wemby puts Bane in the 36th Chamber.
Crack draymond sounds like a scary mofo…
spooky…hilarious?
They kinda got Sochan but he’s injured and not quite crack Draymond. He’s probably like NyQuil Draymond at best.
Please dont ever drug test him 🙏 😂
NBA drug test is some shit
They got PG on fucking benzos but nothing on this trex that took a polyjuice potion
Trex are for kids
That what makes it hilarious… like bane does this and people are like huh???
OG’s response is hilarious, like he can’t comprehend whether he’s supposed to confront this guy and why
The OG one kills me, he’s completely balanced inbounds so why is he launching the ball like that lmfao it’s just so bizarre and aggressive for no reason
Feel like if any of those happen when you play, fight gonna break out for sure haha
Demarcus Cousins while on the Kings level of powder keg
We need Draymond, Bane, Brooks and Dort on a 4 way WWE matchup. I don’t care if its acting imma pay for seats
His own team looks confused as well, not even trying to defend him and be more like “what the fuck did you do that for?”.
If Memphis was keeping a lid on Desmond Bane then how crazy would Ja actually be if he too went to Florida
Reminder too the Memphis owner is illegally selling equipment that lets Russian drones fly even though they’re sanctioned but Ja can’t do a finger gun
And Dallas Owner, Mirian Adelson is directly assisting Israel in Ethnic cleansing and Genocide.
I hear Ja is his top salesman. Bro is flying out to Russia all the time, that’s why he sits out so many games.
Insert Sound of Music meme with guns blazing.
Lol, good point. Literally killing people on the court.
Yes
Childish Gambino intensifies
That spike was a thing of both great beauty and great stupidity. I remember watching it and simultaneously thinking “damn that was smooth!” and “damn, what the fuck is wrong with this dude?”
On OG of all people too
I know right. Takes a lot to get OG riled up.
OG looks so confused after. Probably thinking “did I do something that prompted retaliation or is this guy just a dickhead?”
OG didn’t even looked that riled up he was just utterly confused like “wtf did I even do to you?”
It wasn’t smooth, he should have just gone for a fast break in the other direction.
I think he was talking about the one on okongwu
I actually happened to be at this game. I was in NY with the wife and we decided to pay a visit to basketball Mecca.
Cursed game all around between this and Wagner getting hurt. I will stay away from the garden for another long while.
I burst out laughing
Just… Why? Lol
Quickly becoming one of my favorite players
I almost downvoted you until I saw the username. Carry on.
At least he is consistent
This has nothing to do with Immanuel Quickley. This is about Desmond Bane
Him and Grayson Allen are one of my favorite players in the league!
Ok actually when’s the last time Grayson Allen did something dirty? Haven’t heard about him pulling any shenanigans in years
He was not this crazy in Memphis
Buddy thinks he’s DB
He literally is.
I originally read DB as Dillion Brooks… then I read your comment and realized Desmand Bane is also DB.
Enough Reddit for me today.
Lmfao, I like how we all knew what he meant tho
He has that Florida in him now
Florida Man is an infection now?
🔫👨🚀
Memphis fan here. He was known for talking a lot of smack, but not many roid rage incidents. I love Bane, but he has crossed the line a few times this year.
Exactly….and he was pretty roidy crazy in Memphis. I do not like his game.
it is because you are familiar with it.
I guess he thinks he has to be the “enforcer” of the team.
Would probably hold more weight if he wasn’t a midget with t-rex arms
Midget
Bro is 6’6 lol
He’s 6’6
While in Memphis, he broke Kevin Huerter’s arm by swiping at it during a transition defensive play. The craziness was there.
Bro he lightly tapped Huerters forearm defending a drive like a min into the 1st, it was a freak accident and nothing like what he’s done in the OP lol
link
He’s violent. He’s out of control. He’s even called Bane. I’ve seen enough. We need to send Batman to Orlando.
Lmao this couldn’t be a more routine fast break break up
Did he injure someone’s wrist or break someone’s arm?
I mean Huerter tore his labrum on the play, but you see that exact defense like 100 times a game, crazy bad luck as even mentioned by the King’s fans in the thread. Trying to include that as a reason he is dirty, when every play in the OP is actual dirty plays is disingenuous and discredits any narrative around the actual problem with how he is acting today
Peak reddit moment right here. Just straight up lying to throw fuel on the fire.
He was. It’s just when you’re on a team with Ja and Dillon Brooks, no one notices.
He’ll be a menace once he is traded to Gotham.
It’s crazy because it’s always out of nowhere.
Roids make u unpredictably angry
Like an RKO
I gotta be real guys…. Most of those rkos are not out of nowhere
Watch out watch out
Unlikeable
Extremely
All-NBA Unlikeable First Team
Ja, Dillon Brooks, and Bane.
Wait a minute that’s the Grizzlies!
grayson allen played there too
Was Pat Bev even this bad?
I used to like bane but this is bitch ass shit
In times like this we need world peace.
Metta world peace
Sorta off topic, but years ago when I used to read the comments at Deadspin, there was someone with the user name “Metta Whirled Peas” and I always loved it. And I still think about it to this day.
“I’ve seen enough. Suspend Paul George. ” - silver
Dillon Brooks without the charm lol
The man has really embraced Florida. I can only assume if he got traded to the Hornets he would gain 50 lbs from eating Bojangles.
I dunno if we can send Miles in that trade, he doesn’t need the Florida rage buff
imagine how dominant he’d be in a dodgeball league
Say what you will about the NBA in the 90s and early 2000s, but somebody from some team would have fouled Bane and Brooks and Draymond incredibly hard more than once. It might be the rules or the fines, but that is how you stood up for your teammates back in the day, just like pitchers will throw at an opposing hitter, you C or PF would have clobbered one of these dudes to send a message. You had enforcers like Lambier, Anthony Mason, the Davis brothers, KMart, Oakley, even Olajuwon would have given you the two piece.
You just cant let guys like Bane, Brook, Draymond, Grayson Allen feel like they can do whatever they want out there, especially to your stars, like someone has got to take the fine for Bane hitting Wemby, that’s your leader and your super star. You put Biyombo or Olynyk in the game and their only job is to put Bane down (not injure him) the next time he goes up for a shot or layup.
This is why there is fighting in hockey. Sometimes you just gotta let a guy know.
I think the game has become “too skilled” to the point you can’t just have a guy on the bench just to be an enforcer. Shit in the NHL sometimes they call guys up for 1 game to set the tone. Imagine an NBA team giving a guy in the G league a 10 day just to fight someone lol.
not sure why he isn’t labeled one of the dirtiest players in the league when it’s so blatant
It seems Dodgeball Bane hates any player who is taller than him.
lil man syndrome
Don’t rope all shorter players into this, you don’t see Steph doing shit like that do you?
Don’t let the arms fool you, he is ~6’5”
Little man syndrome is a mindset, and it’s relative to those around you
I was wondering what would break first. My interest in my team or an opponent’s bones after Bane attacked them. Bane is definitely trying his hardest.
I mean these are all hilarious. The opposing player is confused every time. So absurd. What a crazy guy
OG isn’t even angry. He’s just confused, “like, what the fuck is wrong with you?”
Unhinged
Florida Man
I’m sorry but spiking the ball at the dude after you shove him down is insanely funny
laughed my ass off at what he did to OG. shit was hilarious.
The things Bane and Dort have done this season genuinely make me laugh because who thinks of this shit.
Apparently them.
Memphis has got to be so relieved to have some of the cancerous players off their team.
Angry musclehead rufus head ahhh
So lucky he didn’t stay with the Cs and end up being coached by Mazulla or he’d be out there snapping necks.
Wonder if he’ll freak out if someone returns the favor to him
A first round series against the Pistons would most likely answer that.
Grizzlies fans was he crashing out like this with you guys?
No he wasn’t. Idk if he’s got big feelings about being traded or something but this is new
He fucking hates Mickey Mouse
He really is a Florida man
oh my god. It has been so long since the Steroid Era in MLB that there are adults who don’t understand roid rages.
This is just classic fuckhead shit. You see it all the time at about the 11-15 age range. In fact, I myself had a season of fuckhead shit in 2006 that puts Desmond Bane to shame, no roids involved whatsoever.
This is much more roid ragey.
Hey NBA, are we waiting for a serious injury or are we doing something about this guy?
please tell me which of these clips was remotely close to “serious injury”
Hope he gets popped one of these days
Short arm complex.
Old school players would meet bane at the team bus. Lol
League gotta suspend his ass and get this shit stopped. Hit him in the wallet.
Bane got the short man syndrome in addition no all stars selection being stuck plant with Banchero/only franz
Most short players are not assholes like this let’s be real
6’6”
I want to see desmond bane versus adama traore
bro i fucking hate this guy lol. complete dickhead energy
Test this dude
Florida Man does it again
The NBAs resident Florida Man
D-Rex at its best!
Is it just me or anyone else think he got betting on himself , hence he does these ?
Not throwing hands at this guy is soft ass behavior.
I think hes playing the wrong sport
usually players going to memphis become punk ass bitches not the ones leaving lol
Welcome back ron artest
Can’t wait til someone gives him a two piece
Bane filling in for the lack of Draymond flagrants this season lol
Nice compilation- I guess the one where he spikes the ball off of someone’s head was a previous season?
Kick him off the tour doug
What the hell is his problem this season?
Fucking T-Rex arms. He for sure has a small penis.
Dude is in his villain era
Lmao what a clown
He needs some help. He got mental health issues or he took some drugs that messed with his mind. He got to Orlando and started acting differently. Adam Silver needs to send this dude in for a psych evaluation.
He is begging for a beating but whoever does that will get an insane punishment while he gets away with slaps on wrist. Very fucked up.
Draymond walked so Bane could run.
Inspiring.
How are some of these not flagrant 2? He’s not even pretending to try to play the ball, and the times he touched the ball were to throw it at a downed player.
Like that’s straight red card kind of shit.
throwing the ball at a player on the other team has never been more than a technical. this isnt whatever they call in soccer lmfao
bro needs an intervention, he pegged OG in the back for nothing
Dude legit needs to get punched.
That said, chucking the ball at OG made me laugh because of how obvious it was.
The hell is dude’s problem?
Disgusting player
A mustache changes a man
Where’s Demarcus Cousins to pick on players smaller than him when we need him most?
Seriously though, what the fuck is going on with Bane? He was such a feel good story on the grizz but has tried to become draymond jr this season
He’s crazy, but on all except the Wemby hit, he shows great coordination to spike or poke the ball after throwing someone down
Draymond Light
It’s kinda surprising more players don’t have anger issues
Him throwing the ball is comically funny 😂
Wish he would try it on beef stew
Side effects of taking your vitamins and saying your prayers
Why doesn’t the league suspend repeat offenders like him and Draymond.
Man NBA has changed. Someone needs to set him in his place
Who hurt Desmond Bane to make him start acting out like this lol
modern day bill laimbeer.
Imagine how much drama there would be if troublemakers like Desmond Bane, Dillon Brooks, and Ja Morant were all on the same team
He’s clearly just incorporating his dodgeball skills to his game
Does Desmond Bane have the first case of CTE ever in basketball or something
What I don’t understand is why he’s not being lined up on his next drive. When I played you wouldn’t fight for obvious reasons but you’d always give the dirty player a clear lane just for one of the bigs to beeline for him with as hard a body check as you can manage while making it look like you were going for a block.
The entire team is like this btw. Everything that casuals think Isaiah Stewart does, the magic are 5-6 players deep doing worse and causing season ending injuries left and right
I can’t believe the Magic traded their future for this guy. If I was a Magic fan I’d have some serious concerns and can’t imagine all of his teammates are on board with that BS
Underrated side story this season
Pretty soon he’ll start bragging about being molded by darkness or some shit
Draymond walked so Desmond could run.
“You guys think you know the darkness? No you simply adopted it due to circumstances. As for me on the other hand, I was born into the darkness. I was molded by it. Come try again softies!”
-Bane-
He’s doing it wrong. You gotta throw your hands up in the air and scream, “I didn’t do nothing!” or flail your legs if you want Draymonds spot on the Warriors.
Ngl the 2nd clip is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in basketball. Like from the moment it happened I’ve watched that clip over and over laughing at the ridiculousness of it
Big “expected to be the missing piece on a championship calibre team but embarrassed that he has made them worse” energy.
How many picks was it again?
Somebody clock him
If Des has kids, this is what going to Disney World too often does to a man.
lol dudes playing the wrong sport
Wtf?!!! Now I’m roid raging!
ARCH RIVALS 2K26 looks legit.
Bitch maggot
Bane is a bitch.
Did dude get CTE in the offseason somehow ?
T E C H N I C A L
is he actually roiding?
Keep this going 😂😂😂
This isn’t rage.. this is rich. He’s just an asshole.
“We need another draymond” -nba Hold my beer - Bane
not sure why people are freaking out over this lol. no risk of injury on any of these plays unlike dort who jeopardizes careers on a weekly basis. a couple hard fouls to stop an easy finish at the rim and then spiking the ball off of an opponent which is something lebron does all the time and (rightfully) gets no criticism for. yeah the dude is obviously roided up but its not like he the only one in the league lmfao. the most recent one is the silliest to be mad at if you watch the spurs play. wemby intentionally bounces off of people and throws himself to the ground all the time but bane actually bumped him for once.
Auditioning for Dodgeball 2
The Magic coaching staff has fostered this behavior for years. I can think of three times in the last 2 years that a magic player has yanked somebody out of the air like this.
You’re thinking of Paul George.
I’m sorry, that OJ clip is fkn hilarious