“Me and you JB!” —Bobby Portis to Jaylen Brown after this possession
I’m a fucking basketball player, that’s what we do. We fucking hit big shots and we slap ass.
Rafi no!
There’s a elefante in the room…
A couple of times a game Bobby
We fucking big ass and we slap shots*
Just dunking the basketpucks past the goalie.
“Hey JB, I’ll suck your dick if you let me slap your ass again.”
“Fucking hit big shots and we eat ass*”
I could never hate Bobby
👁️👄👁️
Lol JB was pissed after that ass slap
That was firm enough to make me uncomfortable
People in my class used to love slapping my ass (cause I kinda got a bit of a Lowry)
Ngl fuck those people. I’m with you JB.
One time I was standing by the door in my high school English class talking to someone and this guy slapped my ass as he walked in. Then this girl snuck up behind me after and did it. Then a 2nd girl did it right as the teacher walked in and she got a talking to about keeping her hands to herself. She cried lol.
I thought you were about to say the teacher smacked it too
No but that teacher did have a habit of hitting up girls after they graduated.
Nothing like some good ole sexual assault in school.
Just say you’re jealous you never got your ass slapped bro
I’m JeAlOuS tHaT I dIDnt GeT mY aSs SlApPed In ScHoOl. Other than when I played football and basketball 🙄
Just say you’re jealous you never got you ass slapped bro
nerd
Is male to male slap ass really sexual assault now? Is that where we’re at?
If it’s unwanted then yes. What is wrong with some of you guys thought process?
Calling what Portis did here sexual assault with a straight face is such a bullshit, woke contortion of reality. If a friend sack tapped me in high school it was called being a douchebag, not sexual assault, which is a criminal designation that means something completely different than the context at hand here or when teens act like dicks to each other.
I’m not saying that this play is sexual assault but if it’s something that happened outside of sports for no real reason then yes it would be sexual assault. If you nut tapped a friend and they didn’t like it then I’m pretty sure that could be sexual assault and the same with smacking someone’s ass.
We’re human beings, this stuff is heavily contextual. Between straight men, what is “assault” in a vacuum becomes something else entirely. Just because it’s technically unwanted doesn’t make it SA or Assault, lol. Lets maintain our humanity please.
You’re starting to make me think weird thoughts about you. It’s not hard to keep your hands to yourself. I have nothing else to say to you. Hopefully you read the link that I sent you so you don’t end up behind bars.
woke contortion
I have never seen a word lose all meaning like woke has. It’s become a word to mean “I used to be able to do something questionable and now people get mad at me for it”.
Imagine for a second seriously accusing a friend of sexual assault if they slapped your ass in high school. It’s completely detached from the reality of the actual term because of distortions of meaning caused by the digital age. Woke.
Which isn’t what woke means unless you live in a right wing fantasyland.
Yeah. This is reddit though. You’ll get odd people who say this is that.
https://advocates.byu.edu/definitions-of-sexual-assault
back in my days, we’d even give each other a full tug right there on the court. Im talking no holds barred, locked eyes locked in “me and you baby, come on, me and you me and you’.
Shits gone soft nowadays
I accidentally slapped this girl’s ass when I tapped out from rolling with her in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. She thanked me for the roll in high spirits, but I didn’t realized what I did until the class ended.
From streetball Shaq to classroom Lowry
NBA HR are involved now.
Might take them a while to get to this one. I think they are still knuckles deep in a Hart-Brunson investigation
Busy department tbf.
And what are you supposed do about it? Lol Bobby Portis is in like a top-5 of all time list of NBA players I wouldn’t wanna square up to on account of him being fucking insane.
it’s the eyes.
And the fact he one shot a 6’10 dude from the balkans.
He also broke his teammates jaw in practice.
You do what JB did - face the opposite direction from Crazy Eyes Portis, and under no circumstances make direct eye contact.
Oh yeah for sure, Bobby can quickly go from calm to unhinged.
It was a little firm on the ass cheeks not gonna lie
JB is like I’ve embarassed Luka Doncic on the finals stage why the tf am I dealing Bobby Portis right now hahah
He realized he let himself get baited into being a dumbass for the double sting.
Look he can have an ass slap or a handshake fake out, his choice.
Better a slap than a thumb
Not a huge fan of brown, but this shit should be a tech
Soft
Why are you not a fan of Brown besides being racist.
I love jb off the court and all he stands for. I’m not a fan of his game, and it turns out I watch basketball players for their ability to play a sport and not to get to know their off-court opinions
You can suck my fat cock
Lmao cook this bum
You’re a clown brother
That ass tap was hard asf…
That shit was a spank
He put some elbow grease into it. Look at his face when he slaps him😭
It’s him and him: JB…forever.
Hahah most random rivalry in a minute
They look like twins 👀
Wild username bro
Blud’s gotta be somewhere in the files lmao
If not he should be asap lolll
Bobby slapped them cheeks like when your girl makes burritos for breakfast
what kind of slap is that ? that was a hard one.
That’s assault brotha
Help, I am becoming a BP fan
Living vicariously through another isn’t uncommon.
You could almost say they have a heated rivalry
🤣🤣 you win
I kind of want Portis if Milwaukee is blowing it up.
Do you really want Portis on the 76ers and have Embiid become a victim of slap ass like the late Ruben Ramirez?
That could be fatal for Lowry.
That’s some bdsm kinda spank
Could someone tell me what the “1950” thing at the bottom of everyone’s jerseys means?
It’s a pioneer game thing. They are doing some special historical honors so they have these on the jerseys
Gotcha, thank you.
As soon as he dribbles with his left hand. Man this shit writes itself.
He and Randle are all-timers.
meio meio meio meio
Kkkkkkkkkkk
Slap that shit bobby
That sounded like it hurt, my goodness
Random beef outta nowhere lol
JB shoulda slapped him back ala Reggie Evans and Grant Hill
He’s calmed down now
That was a hard slap ass.
Ooh me next
Ouch!
I felt that from here
Bobby ended Mirotic’s career with one punch. I’ll take the ass slap
The carrying is insane, good lord.
Scoreboard
Bobby Portis is a good dude.
L
Lucky Bucks weren’t the home team or Bobby would have a new jersey tattoo
Portis is gonna catch a fade if he keeps doing that.
Me and You in Fleece Johnson’s voice 😭
What ever happened to the “no left hand” debacle?
Celtics and bucks have their own subreddits
Mfw I get basketball on my basketball subreddit
No other games on right now btw…
I HATE BASKETBALL I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW FAT ZION IS AND SGA BEING A FLOPPER
Can I interest you with the 10,000 lebron mj goat debate thread?
No one said that but I noticed you didn’t respond to me directly, funny guy
Sorry there just isn’t anything relevant to the general nba here. Who gives a fuck about this clip outside of Boston or bucks fans?
Are you okay man ?
Very ok. Life is good
Doesn’t seem like it. Seems like you’re having a mental breakdown. Just checking in
Thank god you’re not a medical professional if you’re willing to diagnose ppl solely based on some anonymous Reddit comments. I’m good, and if you’re good, you wouldn’t be pretending to care about an anonymous person online
Weird thing to block someone over
Because a mentally well person would have 800 comments on a less than a month old account almost all seeming to be cursing people out , upset at people, mad at the world etc. I genuinely hope life turns around for you bro
Yeah no shit… its a game between bucks and celtics. I wouldn’t expect it to be relevant to everyone, but you know inside the nba, Celtics and bucks are teams.
You don’t expect it to be relevant to everyone but you posted it to the nba sub lol
Weird thing to block someone over. Maybe the mental health accusation is a confession
Nah man you gotta go to the doctor. I can’t believe what I am reading.
Like half the flairs in this thread are just random NBA fans
Bro is a wannabe r/nba Reddit mod
Edit: dude messaged me fuming lmaooo
Never that. This clip was interesting to you?
It’s funny to see them banter. Are you seriously being the content police rn? Get a hobby sweetie
Zoomers when they don’t have every piece of media curated to their own specific interests