You know it’s a lie when dudes start randomly putting hyperbole on it. 

You think I miss her? Shit I’m the happiest I’ve been in my life since she moved out! The house feels more full and alive than ever!

😄😄😄😄😭😭😭😭

Big, strong guys. All Stars. They come up to me with tears in their eyes, and say “Sir, your sleep is amazing, Sir.”

I HAD A GREAT SLEEP LAST NIGHT. LAST NIGHT I WALKED IN, I SAID WOW WHAT A GREAT SLEEP.

No one asks about my sleep, but Ill tell you anyway. I dont sleep well. i tend to wake up 2-3 times at night. I am no Draymond Green.

Nobody’s ever seen anything like it. They say ‘wow I’ve never seen someone sleep so great!’

Some don’t, but many do!

People with insomnia come to me with tears in their eyes and say “draymond, how you sleep so good?”

I’ll give you a big beautiful sleep. Some may even say it’s the most beautiful sleep you’ve ever seen. People with insomnia come up to me and say “Mr. Green, please, there’s too much sleeping. I can’t stop sleeping.”

Sounds like something Trump would say, is that the joke?

You can sleep during the daytime too. A lot of people don’t know that but it’s true. It’s called “day sleep”. People are saying I was the first to sleep the day time and coined the term “day sleep”

That Big Beautiful Sleep

I get sleep the likes of which nobody’s ever seen. Beautiful sleep. Deep sleep.

Draymond Trump?

Defensive sleeper of the year

First team all Snapchat

That’s Shaq.

Sleepy Floyd napped so Draymond could slumber.

He tossed and turned. He’d been there 14 years, and it was the first time he really had a reason to sit and worry.

Read that in Ron Howard’s voice

Insecurity is rambling.

It’d be hilarious if he let out a yawn during the interview.

Maybe they want dray for the sole purpose of beating up kyle kuzma

If I’m not wrong, Draymond’s contract expires next year. In other words, if Bucks want to do a total rebuild, getting Draymond as part of the package to clear space can be a possibility.

Not saying it will happen, but it really depends on the Bucks’ plans.

Can’t imagine any team wanting to trade for triple single player with all the negative baggage he brings to a team

Im imagining expiring contracts will be part of any Giannis deal

For the 1048th time: Whatever the Warriors send out is all about the picks.

Yes, they would, for salary matching

There was a player this season who released a video telling fans he didnt care anything about them trolling him and mocking him during free throws. 

Bro if you don’t care just don’t say anything. Why would you give them extra ammo like this 

Don’t aggregate this!

Your tone feels like you’re insulting him but isn’t that a hell of a landing spot? Besides losing his family Shaq seems to be pretty content with his life.

If you mean he has a career in broadcasting, I look forward to him falling on his face. His track record suggests that he mostly likes to talk about himself. And he lacks the personality to be anything more than a Perk type guy. On call for some corny old head shit. He is genuinely unlikeable by everyone bu GSW fans, and they’re on the fence too. And he has a pretty lousy rep in the league.

I need this guy crashing out on Memphis or some shit.

I honestly wonder if his long leash with the refs goes away too.

The NBA and refs won’t protect him either. Without Steph he’s not very useful.

Huh? Teams love when the dirty player is on their team. He might get cut but it’ll be for playing bad not for his antics lol

I imagine Mazzulla sleeps like Wednesday Addams. Arms crossed positioned like a corpse in a casket.

You know those children that run up and down in the park, shouting, fighting, throwing things to others and their parents go: “ somebody is going to sleep a lot tonight”

Ofc he does bro he ends the night with the KING inside him

Please share your stats. For a start, how often do you wake up in the middle of the night to pee pee?

He can even honk shoo mimimi

Oh that’s finna be cold when GS doesn’t give him that flowery retirement tour and just trades him away. Somebody out there is waiting to throw that in his face on the court. Probably Anthony Edwards.

There will always be love for Dray in the Bay!! Unless he’s on the Epstein list 😂

That speaks more about the way the roster is built than about current Draymond tbh

that will be different with gianis on the floor, its less defense for steph

Or we can try to get a not washed Draymond. Literally just need another ball facilitator.

there’s no way they’ll keep Draymond if you can get the Greek Freak for him. Those points you made are possible for Curry paired with Giannis. I don’t see it getting worse from there

If he comes to Milwaukee in a Giannis deal I hope the NBA buys out or moving clause and we close down. Warriors package offer is pathetically bad and arguably the worst option out there. No offense warriors fans.

Better hope so if the Warriors ever want to win another CHIP he has been the cause for not getting more

Way too coherent 

gotta make the clicks baby. (but yes, he is absolutely not nervous at all). Love it when OP make shit up with fake receipts.

Watching Him playing with Luka would feel like eating a bag of nails

Nah he’d force a buyout though. In fact it would probably be part of the trade agreement. I think GS would do him a solid.