Matt Barnes on Zion Williamson:
“He might be dickin’ down too much, he might have to keep his meat in his pants. He likes to slang that Johnson around.“
Trade rumor
Zion’s dick
Just like a sandwich, with the meat in the middle ^waitwhat
Zions got the meats
Is he, is he … eating these women?
I’m glad the stereotype about black dudes not going down has stopped.
Sinners really did some pr work
I’m not an NBA player but I actually wish one day people said about me that my problem is that I’m having too much sex
bangin straight 5s with that username
5s would be top shelf poon for this dude.
Just you, your trade rumors and your Johnson! 🎶
Trade Rumor Grade A Gooner
Peak r/NBA
Slut shaming has arrived.
Blacked
and redditors think reddit is better than other social media platforms
You do? Why?
mfs retire from the nba and immediately start cock watching the young guys. What happened to the sport I love?
This has always been the sport they just have podcasts now unfortunately
Where does cock watching and cock accomplishments fit into the GOAT discourse?
it definitely comes up when talkin about wilt
And Magic
And Scottie Pippen
MJ was FURIOUS Madonna liked Scottie better.
MJ (kind of) got his revenge when his son started dating Larsa Pippen.
LeBron flashed everyone on TV that one time.
Jamal Murray and Draymond ….
Did you say GOAT intercourse?
are we not doing the same? they bored just like us
You see a lot, doctor r/nba. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don’t you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you’re afraid to.
Have you been on this sub recently? This is probably where they found out about Zion’s escapades just like the rest of us.
Shades of “These young N*gg*s got my dick hard”
Cock watching lmao
Zion makes it known
I thought I was on the circle jerk sub at first. Jerking truly is the circle of life.
it should be harder to get a microphone than a gun
There are more microphones in this country than people, so Mic Control legislation isn’t realistic. We need to start with background checks and red flag laws.
Maybe add a national microphone database while you’re at it
Common sense microphone laws
Isn’t that just the iTunes store?
The only way to stop a bad guy with a microphone is a good guy with a microphone.
You’re saying I should start a podcast? The world needs me to say my shit.
Need to keep mics out of schools. These mass poddings need to stop
Don’t tread on me! It says I can have a microphone in the constitution, ever heard of the FIRST amendment jackass?
My country has strict microphone control laws. You can only have them for very specific uses.
All of the illegal microphones that enter my country come from America.
Totally disagree. Switzerland actually has more mics per capita than the USA does.
Microphones don’t talk about meat, people do
This man hates karaokes
pretty low bar in america
I have seen more Matt Barnes speaking than I would care to in 5 lifetimes on this sub
Isn’t it in America?
I remember starting a podcast with my friend in 2011 and it took so much work to set up and get online. It’s too easy now. They should make the barrier for entry hard again.
45 years old and still meat watching is nasty work
And he’d still drive 30 hours…
To try and beat up Derek Fisher?
there’s a joke here but idk if i have the balls to say it
Nah you may be having a stroke
damn
He referred to his dick in three different ways in three consecutive sentences lmao
We talkin about meat like this on podcasts now?
Johnson
Magic
“We talking about meat… ” - Allen Iverson
“Not the trades, not the trades.”
“But meat…”
He definitely wanted to get that johnson out his mouth, more than once lol
Why can no one actually get quotes right? Matt barnes didn’t even say all of that quote and even if he did there were parts in between. Did no one actually learn how to properly quote someone?
Brooo I’ve noticed this over the last couple years on here - it seems like people have just collectively forgot how quotations work
This one is just so egregious considering half the quote attributed to him wasn’t said by him lol.
That’s just how the internet works now, it’s dumb but the attention economy is in full force.
Quotations are whatever we want them to be
It’s literally picking and choosing throughout someone’s statement and it should automatically get people banned from posting
Drives me absolutely nuts. Should be bannable offense.
These old players obsessed with talking about other dudes dicks and sex lives, but are some of the most homophobic people. Same dudes will say “pause” after every sentence.
Also the ones to think they come from a “tough era” yet gossiping in front of a mic lmfao
Same thing with Drake, crazy people.
/r/DrakeTheType
Pause
And disgusting way bring this up and we need to put a tariff on podcast equipment
That being said, Zion clearly has a “zipper problem” Women attacking each other on his property, getting a OF model pregnant, a rape allegation. Everyone was talking about food addiction but dude is a gooner
he’s a sloppy mess who is undisciplined in all areas of his life
Just like me fr
pause is the most dumbass shit. if men were half as afraid of being corny (or insert infinite other words here) as they are of being perceived as gay the world would be a better place
Why can’t we be corny and gay?
this is the preferred method actually
the world would be a better place because less people would be corny? Do you hear yourself? mfs get on here and say ANYTHING
yes the world would be better if homophobia were less normalized. is that confusing or provocative lmao
Calm down, kiddo
Corny
Dr. Cornball, I see you know your judo well.
insane thing to say about another man
Especially when Barnes is 45 and Zion is 25.
Why are you cock watching someone not much older than your own kids?
Bro this did not deserve a clip 😭
It did, because now I know Matt Barnes is a weirdo
Sling that johnson around boi
I swear wtf is up with these people? Why do they care who Zion is fucking? He’s a grown ass man
Seriously. You know other players in the league hook up with a bunch of people or cheat on their partners consistently. It’s not new.
Zion is just catching flack cuz:
Ant and Zion are so similar except one takes conditioning and basketball more seriously.
Stop doing that shit seriously wtf difference does it make just because ant has better conditioning than Zion?
The difference is that Ant has lived up to his potential despite his off court issues. Zion hasn’t.
Is he? Grown ass men know better than to implode their career because they’re too busy trying to fuck every single OF model with a BBL
they get paid to talk about this exact shit, sadly. but i think mad max is hilarious, so i’m a little biased.
why he meat watching?
Zion is a gooner who became a multi millionaire at 18.
As if no other young multimillionaire pro athlete sleeps around?
Clearly most of them are doing a better job of not letting it interfere with their jobs.
Inside thoughts should stay on the inside.
Too late. It’s being normalized. We share way too much with complete strangers on social media.
Z’s meat is on his mind.
People in the replies are mad at him meat watching… but literally every time Zion has been caught being a degenerate it’s the same people also talking about it like it’s not public knowledge at this point.
Bro what
Shout-out Moriah mills
How much do you have to be fucking for it to be a story in nba circles. These dudes are all living it up. For him to be a wow factor he’s doing some numbers.
This the only explanation why he can crush Wemby one day but look like a G-leaguer the next day.
He needs to save that energy, cause he Vegas’ favorite trap
It’s so annoying when someone makes a mediocre joke and gets a few laughs and then repeats the same joke like some people might have overheard the banger
He said it once. He doubled down. He tripled down.
We get it he been thinking about Zion’s dong a lot.
At least Zion be doing it with real ones instead of AI bots
this is tmz level shitposting, like what are we doing here
Every day NBA and NBACJ grow closer like colliding galaxies. Can’t wait for JB to accuse SGA of packing small meat mid-stream.
R/nba btw. Shit is annoying. Create an off the court subreddit or something, damn.
Same people here are saying that closeted nba players don’t need their private life posted but then shit like this gets posted.
Let them live however they want (but no Karl Malone life). Nothing new that nba players been fucking pornstars, strippers and prostitutes.
These dude talked over each other the entire time. Also, Vernon Maxwell is a piece of shit IRL
Two grown men talking about another man’s meat and how he “slangin it around”! SMH!
Wth did I just read lol
Ehhh, what??
ya’ll offended but Zion is putting himself out there with his poor DM game and being put on blast
Why has every story and headline about Zion since the minute he left Duke been the weirdest shit imaginable
Because his game doesn’t speak loud enough to make people ignore the weird stuff
Is Zion in the top 5 all time dickin down too much team?
All The Smoke? More like All The Stroke
…WTF?
cock watching is crazy
That video thumbnail is perfect.
My favourite part of NBA podcasts is when all the guests start talking at the same time
Who was the original nba player pod? Podcast P?
Cmax is the best guest for that gag
Trademarking “Beyond Dicks” now
We probably only know about 5% of Zion’s exploits lol.
I don’t understand.
LMFAOOO BRO
“Is Zion Williamson a Meat Merchant?”- Matt Barnes
It ain’t even that he’s slanging he’s slanging ANYTHING. Lmao bro may have knocked up some OF chick that has a day job working in a mall. Lmao
Where da u/YungSnuggie pasta at
He enjoyed talking about Zion’s johnson too much
Matt Barnes should keep his money in his wallet
I know the redditors are ragging on this but If this what other players are saying about him, maybe zion needs to hear it. He’s throwing his potential away by the lifestyle the nba opens up
freaky z
Like Matt Barnes has any room to speak on keeping it in his pants. Didn’t he just get busted for sending a bunch of payments to some only fans model?
I thought his dick was trash according to the giant assed lady who was in the Zion news a couple years ago.
Its always the old school homphobic guys who talk about other dudes dicks.
The POS Matt Barnes. Your kid gets a tech and you go after the student announcer.
wasn’t his cake ass just scammed out of $60k because he was being too horny?
If you are a subscriber to these assholes you are a fucking loser.
Meat watching in basketball. This is the sport I grew watching.
The meat police out in full force
Dude likes those trashy D class tiktok girls too.
What are you trying to say Matt?
Discussion of another man’s shlong in full detail?
This has gotta be a crime or something
What makes a person wake up and think they need to talk about where another guys dick has been and then actually go podcast about it
Shit gay asl. Stopping worrying about what that man pipe down. All Da Smoke has gotten weird asl 😂
Zion is just a sad piece of shit. Like Coach K.
Matt knows the girth of Zion for damn sure and have already compared it to his. For damn sure he asked a woman to show with her hands closed base-to-tip. He’s way too comfortable with this statement to not have done dick investigations.