hahaha

“Giannis has signed a deal with the Dodgers that will defer 5 billion dollars until the year 2065 which will be given to his next of kin if he has not undergone life extension therapy”

Giannis has been reported to be on a plane to Toronto.

I just got word from a source that a very upscale Greek restaurant in Toronto has been booked for a private event.

We’re just bait, bro. Everyone uses Toronto for leverage. Don’t believe the hype. 

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, can’t get fooled again

Lmfaooooooo I’m crying in laughter and sadness at the same time. God I hate this.

As a Giants fan LA taking every big rumored signing is way too real

[Passan] Giannis Antetokounmpo has signed a 6-year, 550 million dollar contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers with opt outs after the second and third season.

RAPS FANS GET IN HERE

How good of friends do you think Myles Straw and Giannis are?

Giannis signs to the Dodgers in the first Dodgers/Lakers hybrid deal

☠️😭

They can’t keep getting away with this. FTD

This is deservedly the top comment 🤣🤣🤣

Ain’t no way it’s happening lol

I think youre probably just on the list to drive up the price for the Knicks.

“He said Toronto! That’s where we live!”

Just give us Scottie, a retroactive 2018-19 title, and the ability to escape to Canada if things get too bad and we’ll give you Giannis and a calf masseuse. Oh and we might throw in Kuzma and Trent for shiggles.

I’m not falling for it again

the new face in all Canadian ads if you can get him

Low key you gotta wonder if the political climate right now makes him favor a Canadian team though. I could see the Raptors as his number one choice for general quality of life.

It’s not America lol

I can’t wait for the reports that the heat didn’t really want him and only sent low ball offers when he gets traded somewhere else

There will be Heat fans surprised that the Bucks won’t get out of bed for our package of:

• Tyler Herro
• a bag of chips
• a second round pick

The Heat never have enough assets to trade for stars then people clown them for making bad offers

Report: Heat were unwilling to part with Jaime Jaquez in any sort of deal for Giannis. They like their team and didn’t feel trading for Giannis was worth taking up cap space for 2027.

I’d rather have him stay so they can be the Dick Freak duo

lmao i’d definitely buy that

Adam Silver please

THE RETURN!

My life for Ner’zhul

Scottie Barnes and Giannis is the bromance we don’t realize we all need

Masai died for this

I’m just getting my candles hold on pls

Bro wants to leave to compete, not get in the bloodbath of the west

I believe he wants to stay on the east coast simply so flying back/forth to Europe for family is much easier and faster especially if the city has an international airport. All of those preferred destinations have that.

Trade this mfer to Utah

fake sources for sure

This list seems very realistic and likely to me though

CMB has to be in there. We’re talking about Giannis Antetokounmpo and Poeltls horrific contract

doubt Bucks take such a garbage deal

You’re dreaming if that’s what you think Giannis is going for. At the very least it would cost CMB + every pick + matching salaries. It would gut the raptors roster and destroy our future but keeping a core of Giannis + Ingram + Scottie would probably make us instant contenders.

Imo rockets still have the best offer as they could offer something like Sengun or even Amen + picks. Or Spurs with something involving Harper/Castle + picks, Giannis + Wemby would be scary defensively.

CMB, Dick, Poeltl, RJ + Picks if I had to guess

Probably need to add CMB and Gradey Dick to stand a chance.

Toronto would treat a superstar good. It’s one of the best cities/markets in the NBA despite no one wanting to go there.

Also this probably isn’t relevant for guys that rich but I’m pretty sure New York and Toronto have two of the biggest Greek diasporas in the world, if he or his family care about that.

Well the Knicks are back in town Mar 3 and the Heat on Apr 7.

900M/4 years, 800M deferred until the inevitable heat death of the universe.

We never get lucky man 😭

I imagine he’ll make a sudden miraculous recovery if he gets traded to one of his preferred destinations.

Giannis self diagnosed himself; if he gets traded where he wants I’d bet that injury lasts the lower end of 3 weeks already counting the week he’s been out and the next week it’ll take to get this deal done.

East coast is also a way closer flight to Greece which certainly matters for him

Apparently one reason is to stay closer to Greece. I imagine the flight from Toronto/NY/Miami is much shorter than a flight from LA

Well, Lakers don’t have enough assets to trade and Clippers are average with an old as fuck team. All of Toronto/NY/Miami have cores around his age or slightly younger and are closer to Greece.

They won’t be young and full of talent if this trade happens.

RenegadeForever2024 in shambles if it happens

America’s a shit hole I dont blame him

Some random that steal other people work and claim he got sources.

Nah he only does the stingy because he wants a Giannis. We finally got the guy he’d empty the coffers for

Scottie aint going anywhere lol

Y’all already got Kawhi and a chip.

10x All Star, NBA Champ and Finals MVP, 2x Regular Season MVP, and a DPOY. I’d say he’s pretty reputable.