[Highlight] Luguentz Dort rides Sandro Mamukelashvili Shoulders
Not a foul, just natural riding motion
Pony by lou horse
Average Lu Dort defense
Average Lu Dirt play
A heated rivalry, one might say
“Come to my cottage in Sherbrooke this summer. Don’t go back to Georgia.”
On-balls defense
Balls-on defense
Hello
Natural saddling motion
bro treated him like it was his cat jumping on his shoulder
At first i was like, “oh shit; he put his nuts on your shoulder!”
But then it was, “he just manhandled lu dort; carried him like a toddler “
If I was Mamu, I would have thrown him off like an insect on me.
For real this is incredible sportsmanship by Sandro
If it happened in reverse I’m sure Dort would’ve milked it for a flagrant 2 lol.
Power slam
At least it was Sandro, I mean imagine if Dort rode Gradey?!
Dort better not break my Dick
Our Dick. Dort better not be on our Dick. Nor should he break our Dick.
Canada’s Dick
Dort is Canadian, so I guess if he rides Dick he would be riding his own Dick?
That my friend would make him Dort, master of bation
Our Dick? Dick is communist?!
Send da video
Hell nawl
Tornado trick
Man u cant force a Grady Ride in da world
“BAH GAWD IT’S BROKEN IN HALF”
Yeah riding too much Dick on live TV can get you fined I heard.
That headline would break Reddit
i know this is for the lols but when i saw it i genuinely thought: lucky it wasnt brandon ingram because he might have snapped like a toothpick
commentators: He’s riding on Dick!
That’s kinda impressive ngl
Sandro is so buff and strong. Lu so stout and athletic. The bulging power of the two of them together makes me shiver…
New heated rivalry?
Flagrant 2
Coming to Netflix This spring
That’s legit a great name for the show. Get on the phone with Mr Netflix asap
Andrew Schultz has already taken it
Sounds more like the erotic fiction my wife reads
bookslop
I’m sorry… what?
Svelte, yet girthy
Go on…
Keep going.
Those two would go the distance in a Chicken Tournament
sounds like another NBA ao3 fanfic is brewing
Impressive cause his nuts could’ve gotten destroyed pretty good landing on them shoulders
Good guy Sandro for protecting Dort as much as possible
Shades of Steven Adams saving Mason Plumlee from a TBI
and mason plumlee is ungrateful and for some weird reason has beef with steve-o…so i in turn have beef with mason plumlee
If Steven Adams has a million enemies then I have a million enemies
Yeah didn’t he try to fight him like not that long after that incident lol
What the fuck are you serious?
well i haven’t asked him myself but it’s based on him getting into it with steven adams last season
He could have done the league a favor here…
Relax we’re not making a western over here
mf’in Minneapolis is an episode of Gunsmoke however so that sucks
Yep, that’s a good sport.
Draymond probably would’ve tossed him lol
Draymonds a dick but he will almost always try to catch other people when they’re falling
(I’m not defending his antics to be clear)
Dort would not have done the same
Looks like he was about to get hit with an F5
Viking roar and German suplexes
Suplex ~City~Province
If he’d just put the ball down he could spun Dort into position for a One Winged Angel, nobody kicks out of that.
What if Dort was secretly Kota Ibushi, maybe he could kick out?
Ibushi’s secret power (his blood feud against his own neck) probably doesn’t apply in this case.
More like a one winged angel.
UPPIES
The other angle, I just saw on Twitter is crazy
If it was on twitter that was probably just porn
Reddit’s the same lol
There’s porn on reddit???
Allow me to introduce you to one of r/nba ’s top 3 users u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT
Man why’d I look at that
Least disturbed user after leaving that profile.
Man why’d I look at that even after reading your comment
Of course that weirdo has the failed 4th down already uploaded. I literally saw it 10 seconds ago and he’s already posted it in between fapping
??? My porn app just happens to have NBA stuff on it that’s why I’m here man
There’s things other than porn on Reddit???
Impressive strength by Sandra
Sandro, show some respect to the Georgian 🤴
Dang autocorrect making look foolish yet again
How is Sandra btw?
The fact there’s gonna be people on this sub unironically saying Lu was trying to kill him makes it way funnier
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Lets not joke about this shit
I think dark humor is an important part of resisting this shit. What they do is absurd and let us never miss an opportunity to say so especially with crude dark humor.
I’m big on dark humour but there is nothing funny about 1984 becoming a reality.
Ooof… it’s funny, but it also fills me with impotent rage!
He’s riding him like seabiscuit.
Of course it was Dort up there
Least contact from a dort common foul
Come on now. Obviously a foul, but also entirely by accident, so I don’t see how you could pretend like it was a dirty play
Except Dort has a history of doing crazy shit like this and hurting people or not getting called for it. He throws himself at people without any kind of restraint way too much
No but its reckless and dangerous as a result
Show me the rule where he can’t do this
Impressive jump and impressive catch!
Damn, Mamu is strong asf and Lu got up there.
That seemed to be well played by both of them.
That a impressive jump, Dort’s not the bounciest surprised he got up there
Yeah dude is built like a football player so he doesn’t look bouncy. But them dudes can jump too.
Yeah he just gets stuffed by the rim sometimes so was surprised he got quite that high
Lol.
Balanced 220 on one shoulder while off balance wow
Lmao mamu be like you wanna ride? Lets go for a ride
Legal guarding position if i’ve ever seen it.
Are you allowed to power bomb someone if they do this?
Knew this was gonna be top here immediately 🤣
Have we finally found Steven Adams’ equal?
One of the few times Dort makes egregious contact unintentionally
I love that nobody got mad at the end.
Giddy up!
Ball to the face
Thunder Fans: “Man that’s just good defense”
Impressive shoulder strength from Mamukelashvili. 230 pound dude jumps on his shoulders and he just takes him for a ride.
Shweaty balls on yo shoulders boyo
Damn Sandro is strong as hell🤯. Balancing ~100kg on just one shoulder like it’s nothing is no joke.
Better than him going for a Goldberg spear to the knees I guess.
lmao
Classic Poo Fortress.
The Rondo
nuts on that man’s face and shoulder refs do something 🙏😭
🎵Ride it🎵
Riding the bull 🤣
He rides a Mamu
Dort went from being a football player on the court to being a professional wrestler on the court. Good for Dort for acquiring additional skill set.
Can’t believe he would headbutt dort in the dick like that.
People hating on this is insane. I find it rather wholesome lol. (and impressive from the strength and hops shown)
One of the funniest moments of the season lmfao
Mamu was gonna carry him back to his bench lol
Man i hoped Mamu wouldve just Batista Bombed Dort there.
Just practicing so they only need 1 ticket at the movies later
Jockey from Left 4 Dead 2
Matt Devlin’s commentary of this was hilarious. it started with “anybody has a light bulb that needs changed?” and went until “is this where grandam keeps the cookies?”
Reminds me of last nights UFC
Cute
Ride on my bodyguard back like Prince in the club
James Harden: *Hmmmm*🤔
Anyone have the angle from the other side? 😂
Wheres the one clip of duren doing the same thing
This guy lmfao 🤦♂️
THATS ALL MEAT
Shoulda gave Dort the One Winged Angel
He shoudlve Batista bombed him. Had the set up sold and everything
Strong ass
Lu “Goldship” Dort
Power bomb was definitely an option
Got a full 8 seconds.
PBR Legend Lugentz Dort
Lu Dork
No foul! His hands were up! Verticality, bitches
man thats just good defense
Dort on his back: that is why you fail…
Buy the man a drink first. Sheesh
I have wanted to see someone dunk while riding someone’s shoulders ever since I first watched NBA in 1986. This tells me we’re now half way there.
Thank god Mamu is a beef cake. Fuck Lu Dort.
Should have bodyslammed that newb
Big man rodeo
Mamu should’ve Batista Bombed that shit
Shoulda powerbombed him
This feels like AI. I know it’s not but it feels like it.
A Bautista bomb would’ve been nice
Heated rivalry
What in the fuck was bro doing? Can we put Dort up for trade because I don’t want this in my team
Dort is a fucking nut.
All Georgian athletes spend a lot of time carrying people around
Wow is that Dieng? How is he looking nowadays?
lol thunders fans doing gymnastics defending this one
Bucks legend
They’re gonna put on a trench coat and sneak into a movie now
Am I supposed to be aroused?
Ah the good old specky.
Should’ve bautista bombed him🚶🏾♂️
When bro could’ve saved the whole league….. oh well
DORTURE CHAMBER
Fuck this guy
I imagine if Draymond was there instead of Mamu, he’ll bite the balls out of Dort or at least try to headbutt them balls.
Should’ve dumped him on his ass
He should’ve slammed him to the floor and maybe it would stop Dort from hammering players
Nobody on the Raptors is old enough to remember The Doomsday Device SMH…
Wasn’t watching the game. I’m assuming offensive foul?
Praise all that be that Dort didn’t knee him in the head or something
What living in OKC for almost a decade does to a mf
Dirty Dort and the Flopping Thunder are weirdos.
The refs probably called a travel instead of a foul on Lu.
Meanwhile Dort would’ve let the guy fall like he did with Ja.
take dort on half time show on chinese new year. he would be a good barongsai rider.
At least it isn’t a football move, right guys?
Did they call a foul? If not, did they call a travel?
Black lives matter
Dorty
Dort is the next draymond green. Trash