Kevin Durant claps back at a fan: “You can sk my dk. You a grown man. Grown man on my d**k all night.”
KD shit talking fans still a classic
https://streamable.com/yhvlko KD always been great with the fans.
the refs reaction 😂😂
“I.. I don’t know who to give a tech to… or should I give myself a tech?” moment if I ever seen one. hahaha
“Foul!… No wait, TWO fouls!” “How is that a foul?!” “People can’t just go flying through the air, Jackie.”
Lmao they will never make me hate him
This one where a fan calls him a bitch and then tries to dap him up once he confronts them is a classic
those people really thought they’re celebrities now just because they have a podcast
An r/nbacirclejerk classic pic
Responding to fans is soft and never makes you look cool
Nah its a 2 way street. Fans can chirp, players can chirp. Only difference is players earned it, fans bought it
You can derelick my balls Capitan
I can derelick my OWN balls
But why male models?
“You are a fully matured adult on my penis all night.”
You, a person who has aged beyond adolescence, riding atop my member until the sun rises in the Eastern sky.
What light through yonder window breaks. Tis an adult man, and my dick the sun.
Thou mayst bend thy knee and ply thy mouth as thou wilt. Art thou not a man full grown? Aye, a man in his prime, and yet all the night long thou remain’st fastened upon me.
Yaaargh! Ye be astride my mast all twilight! Are ye not an seadog?
AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LOLest reddit poems evar
lol speak for yourself dude I enjoyed these wordsmiths
Huh? I’m loling my ass off in agreement!
You, an intelligent primate who has seen the summers of many dozens of bakers, caressing my loins from the moon’s birth to its death.
I was the 69th upvote on this comment. I have peaked.
Get your hand off my penis!
Doesn’t this line pretty much sum up this sub reddit?
“You, a human male of 18 years of age or older, on top of my dong for 8-10 hours from the PM to the AM.”
He likes grown men I guess
classic
The ol “grown man on my dick”! A staple
Grab his dick and twist it!
TWIST HIS DICK!
wow what the hell? KD never struck me as the player to ever clapback at fans, especially not online
KD is not nice
There is nice and not nice in all of us
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Whoosh
you’re going to end up deleting this comment lol nephew hour
I got it about 30 seconds after I sent it. I’ll own it, I fucked up
KD often brings out the worst in us, it’s okay bud
Whoosh. https://www.oklahoman.com/story/sports/nba/thunder/2012/12/14/nike-ad-claims-kd-is-not-nice/60983630007/
Yeah, I realized about 30 seconds after I replied. I admit it, I fucked up.
these AI deepfakes getting out of hand smh
You had me in the first half.
Very funny
Lmao 🤣 he lives for the hate
kevin ‘palpatine’ durant
“goooooooood.”
He cries constantly about it. So many burners.
I see him saying it to their face here; unlike you, Keyboard Warrior /u/VeryStandardOutlier.
Okay Kevin
The beautiful contrast of Christina quoting KD, “I feel like I’m part of basketball royalty” while KD chooses that exact moment to yell “Suck my d*ck.”
There’s something poetic and emblematic about KD’s entire career summed up in those to statements.
Why does KD want the guy to suck his d**k?
Not wanting your dick sucked sounds kinda gay ngl.
Grown-ass men all around
Grown ass-men wanting their dick sucked all around..
Because he’s a grown man? Say what you will about KD, but you aren’t finding this guy on the Epstein list
Hmm…
what happens between grown men stays between grown men….
Must be gay.. it’s 2026, we’re all cool with KD being gay. What’s weird though, is that the guy is a total stranger and is talking shit to him?? So KD is into men who are strangers and talk shit!? Super kinky
Have you seen the movie SHAME?
Probably thought it was dirty-talk and got turned on
KD now GAYD
He a dom
“Grown man on my dick all night” is wild phrase to be tossing around lmao
username checks out
Tom and Don like it
This why he isn’t married. He likes to keep his opportunities open
I don’t even mind KD talking shit to fans. A lot of fans are out of control and say some BS they’d probably get punched for!
I mean , if fans gonna talk shit players should be able to talk shit back =/
The Slim Reaper strikes
“I feel like I’m a part of basketball royalty” while he yells this shit in the background is classic
KD is my goat lmfao
Lmfao I missed the game tonight but that’s fucking hilarious
Me too, i really wanted a win tonight also. Oh well.
KD is a GOAT trash talker
Yeah man “suck my dick” is some generational shit
I mean, “grown man on my dick all night” is, uh… it’s something.
You’re just jealous
so you getting on your knees or what?
the irony
You called him a goat for the most basic shit ever, if you’re gonna talk shit to fans atleast make it creative
One of my favorites was at a hockey game. The guy next to me as the puck drops and at the top of his lungs,
“GET OFF YOUR KNEES REF, YOU’RE BLOWING THE GAME”
This is not new in any way but it was funny when I first heard it at 15 years old too
Youre telling me you heard that one before?
mfers talmout creativity lmao. what you think this is, a poetry slam
u never played sports if u think any1 is calling a dude goat shit talker for saying smd
yeah man go ahead and praise homophobia
“homophobia”
Lmao be serious
Telling a man to suck ur dick as shit talk is obviously homophobic lmao
It’s 2026, unless you’re gay you’re homophobic!
Really though guys tell disrespectful men and women to suck their dick. Some girls tell people to suck their dick. Not homophobic sorry
Wrong
KD full time on r/nba with 6 burners is gonna be awesome when he retires
Username checks out
His balls knocking on your throat like a grandfather clock. That’s just casual high school trash talk
Jesus yall on this thread are corny wtf
i guess now we know why he dont have gf
KD forgot to switch to his burner account again.
Was the fan quiet after this? 😂
It’s a bit hard to talk with your mouth full
Well yeah, he was with KD, you know?
On his pp all night
Tell em, Kev
If fans are gonna talk shit to the players the players can talk shit back. It’s way way better than Westbrook’s weak ass getting security to eject fans for hurting his feelings
God the NBA really is at his best when KD is antagonizing fans, truly I will miss the dude when he retires, purely for the shenanigans.
He thought the dude was talking to him through social media for a second
takin the twittersphere live baby. basketball is the best
Ja said this exact same thing to a wizards fan and was getting called a thug 😂
It’s like that Hello, Human Resources meme, KD probably gonna get called a lover.
He’s not good enough to get away with it
He’s a thug though
He is 🔫 🔫
Games not gone yet
He never says suck. He says, “detach yourself from my dick lil boy, you a grown man.”
Basically, get off my dick
I thought Ja Morant only talked this way ?
That’s better than the unnamed bitches that cry to security about fans.
Ayo?
Why does he want this man to soak his duck?
Never change KD
I could see KD being sexually fluid. So this tracks.
I dont know about telling another grown man to suck your weewee is weird to me
Well, at least they didn’t throw a drink at him.
my GOAT
Wait…what? Telling a grown man to suck your dick? KD…more like Gay-D
KD is one of the few people I’ve ever seen that an absolute master at what he does that still gets offended by dudes who aren’t even top 50,000 at what they do
Why are we censoring this shit? The President can say “grab’em by the pussy” and we have to censor “suck my dick?” What are we doing here?
this is the greatest clip to come out of the NBA in the 2020s
Remember when he used his burner to fluff himself?
Never change, Slim. You make the NBA worth watching.
No tech? NBA is healing
The irony
Can take him out MD but can’t take MD out of him
he added the second part knowing it would become a r/nba top post for a moment
Good all those male groupies need to be called out
This was probably someone that said “Miss it!’ and KD heard it as “You’re terrible I hate you and your family and you’ll never be remembered as a good player you’re not LeBron and never will be you piece of shit!!!”
And of course “grown man on my dick all night” is the ONLY response to that.
Man it would be cool to be KD. Wonder if he ever god that bathwater
Bruh
Taunted
PHRAS- oh you know what, who even cares
Is kd gay?
Unironically yes, at the least bi
Soft
Wow KD inviting people to the frank stand? He’s too turnt up
sounds freaky
Every league needs a KD
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Why does he sound like Katt Williams
Is KD entering Westbrook soft levels?
KD is one of us
⏸️
Lot of talk about getting play from a man out of a man’s mouth tbh
Saying stuff like this to fans and far worse to each other is what makes it sad/hilarious to me when people claim players be able to go after fans for heckling and get them thrown out.
True professional
Fully grown man riding dick all night
Didn’t know Durant was into guys.
The fan only adopted the hate, KD was born in it, molded by it
“Grown man on my dick all night”
KD you are something
Kristina: “I was talking to KD…he told me ‘I feel like I’m part of basketball royalty”
Meanwhile, also KD: “Grown man on my d**k all night”
Lmfao, the juxtaposition between the unhinged on-court s**t-talking and some PC commentating overlapping is always so funny.
“You want to have guys sucking your dick?”
KD will definitely need some counseling sessions after he retires. This man will have stories to tell!
He wasn’t even wearing his alt jersey.
love kd haha
KD knowing the entire time, he’s not a grown man.
The fan should have done it. Coward
lol no wonder he killed us
Pause?
Skin thinner than one ply tissue
This is why KD is my fav player.
since when is telling a guy to suck your dick and be on your dick all night a good insult???
Hell of a lot better than bitch ass players who try to get fans thrown out.
LeBron would’ve cried and got that fan kicked out
KD the most classy NBA player oat
So just a fine or suspension?
That’s what I was thinking lol. If a fan said this a player would probably ask security to escort them out.
Ya, I don’t know how the league lets a player tell a fan to suck his dick on national TV without any punishment.
Hate this dude for ring chasing or bus riding all you want, I get it, but at the end of the day he’s a mf dog
Here’s the fact, u speak like that you ain’t getting any of my $ for the NBA product. I’d watch highlights and Q4 to free online.
“Durant signed with the Golden State Warriors in 2016, who won a record 73 regular season games the previous year.”
Hasn’t won shit since leaving GSW.
Breaking: Kevin Durant wants grown man to suck his dick, while on his dick
He sounds like he spent an extra few days with KAT, man’s rubbed off on him 👀
Him and LowTierGod would be great friends. EVERY NIGHT!!!!
KD and that bum are not the same kinda people lol
Yes, im comparing their trash talking. What did you think i was comparing?
I’m sorry but talking about men on your dick in any way is just so fuckin weird. Like why you imagining that shit?
He’s the worst. So sensitive. He shouldn’t back on his fake twitter and praise himself. He’s a dork