[Dua] Zion Williamson headed to the locker room, not sure why
Gotta drop 2 in the paint
Everybody thinks he’s taking a dump or just fat.
But no one concerned about an acute case of syphillis?
Nah bro, never seen a cute case of syphillis. That shits ugly af
It’s the great masquerader. Can always look cute in the right light.
What’s a mask raider?
So…no light?
Implying black men have a ridiculously high rate of stds? Wow. Even though it is true, that’s a racist thing to say.
Cock watching
2 in the paint. 3 in the key.
going to the hole for 2
His DoorDash order arrived
Was waiting for something like this haha
LOL!
Damn!
You win.
They won? Ugh, now we have to let them fuck our wives again!? 😩
Out 2-3 weeks - fat
HE’S FAT!
Scott Steiner
Lmao.
Tradeitis?
He was questionable with an illness coming into this one, could be to do with that
Pooped his pants
Did he leave in a wheelchair?
Forklift
too much soda pop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqoI9eqiyRo
He sensed a botched BBL on the wind and just had to go.
Sperm cramps
Could smell the BBL smell
Mid game snack time? I remember those in little loop
Bro just needed orange slices
mmmm, orange chicken🤤🤤🤤
He’s headed to Chicago
Nobody tell him about Italian Beefs
Luckily, Chicago is known for being the healthiest place in the world so Zion should have no problem keeping his weight down.
Deep dish does refer to salads, right?
Big salad
You had to have the BIIIIG salad!
Your mom’s vag
Or pizza casserole
Damn deep dish everyday
Deep dish pizza might even be more problematic than jambalaya
Something big just happened, didn’t it?
Yeah, him
Inappropriateness with a female official. Straight to jail.
Hopefully he flushed twice to make sure it goes down
They just said illness on the Pistons broadcast. Not a meme answer you came here for.
Got the shits.
He heard there was catered food.
This staff only
Well it’s a home game which means catered Cajun food. I’m on Zions side for that one
I imagine catered food is unavoidable in the NBA. Like everywhere you turn there’s free food.
Hoping he’s headed here tbh.
No you don’t lol
I’ve wanted him for years. Either he has a miracle bounce back, or, much more likely, he stays as injured as ever and we finally get to tank instead of being in mediocre hell.
I’d rather trade decent players for a guy like Zion who will either be great or will cause us to bottom out entirely instead of staying as the perennial 9-10 Game Contenders.
I think there’s easier ways to tank than to trade for an expensive fatass but i get what you’re saying
Not for us. Believe me, our front office refuses to trade guys for picks, so give me Zion because they believe he can bounce back, and if (when) it fails, we’re forced to suck.
Lmao u are taking about the Bulls..they are happy being mid, people still buy their merch and go to their games because of what Jordan did. The ownership dont care. Their players all need to be be injured for them to actually tank
Woah really? lol
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No he won’t
Even if (when) he’s not different, we get to actually be terrible instead of just mediocre as hell after giving up a few players for Zion.
I just want out of the 9-10 game every year.
Whomever you’re referring to hasn’t been affiliated with the team in over 7 years. When we hired Aaron nelson it was a completely different medical staff.
I mean Poole already told us the guy is always either hungry or horny so I would guess one of those.
Yabusele went back to the locker room at the same time, for what it’s worth ($0.00)
Probably just hungry
I love that the thumbnail is Zion National Park.
Onlyfans model blackmailing him and took his unders
He’s usually their only fan too
Who doesn’t love fake plastic ass?
Poopin
You know how he be
All those food has to go somewhere
Orange slices and a juice box
He heard they got Capri Sun Mountain Coolers
Who gets hurt more, Zion or Embiid at this point?
At this point Zion but never say never Embiid is always in the race
AD nervously laughing in the trainers room…
Zion heard all the old stories about Magic having ladies waiting for him in the showers after the game, and just couldn’t wait.
Fuck off with the fat jokes. Is anyone gonna actually contribute?
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As is tradition
death, tax, Zion’s ass injuring himself
he hurt himself thinking about playing basketball
Doordash arrived
the thumbnail is the guy at Zion national park lol
Hungry
Shocker
trade
TRADE
#TRADE
He GONE
Buffett has been set out. Or he’s traded.
Can’t it be both?
Traded to the wolves
It’s Wednesday…
this whole thread is just people making variants of the same joke lmao
-out(feast)
Gonna be so funny if people think he hurt and he really just gotta shit
He gone
New York
Dinner is ready
getting some snacks
First in line for the buffet table.
New brazzers compilation just dropped
Maybe doing what Paul Pierce could not that landed him on a wheelchair
He’s been playing too many games without getting hurt and it just didn’t feel right
Force of habit
Zion in the thumbnail for Zion injury content. Noice 👌
Probably to grab his Wingstop order
Did Zion have the mudbutt this morning?
Dont blame him. I got nauseous just watching him miss 3 FT’s in a row
C’mon, we all know why.
Why is the thumbnail a picture of Dillon Danis?
Anytime I see a headline like this it’s because someone had to take a shit.
The NFL has sideline tents, the NBA doesn’t.
Trade to the Bulls
Wizard
Burger
Based on his profile picture, this guy knows Zion
He was hungry
Food
He heard they are handing out cake.
His doordash order got delivered
Day ends in Y
the guy who tweeted this being in Zion National Park is interesting lol
Baby due?
Pizza
We traded for him for Randle and Divo.
r u really not sure why? being injured is like his career story
Tweeting about Zion with a profile pic at Zion
Golden Corral is closing early
Looks at Zach Lavine. “Dew break”
Biiiiigggggg lunch
He had a hoe in the back waiting for him
He’s gotta poop
He has an STD