[Beach] Carlos Beltran on trying not to think too much about his HOF chance the last few weeks: “Let me tell you, my wife Jessica, she spent hours and time trying to basically stay in contact with the Hall of Fame baseball tracker.”
If only he could devise a system that would let him know what was coming ahead of time
Now I’m just imagining his wife on the phone with writers and banging on a trash can. 1 Bang for No vote, 2 for Yes.
“Look, it’s all in the tracker. I’m tweeting it every day. I can also email you with—“ “I SAID 1 BANG FOR NO, 2 FOR YES.”
“Look, it’s all in the tracker. I’m tweeting it every day. I can also email you with—“
“I SAID 1 BANG FOR NO, 2 FOR YES.”
KNOCK THREE TIMES ON THE TRASHCAN IF YOU WANT HIIIIIIM
Have someone tell his niece
HOF is easier to get into than managing the mets?
Well there are more hall of famers than Mets managers, even if you only start counting at 1962
If Beltran gets in there is zero reason the steroid users shouldn’t be in either.
Not the first cheating player to get in.
And not the last, because all that matters is “does the media like you?”
The Hall of Arbitrary.
You know Michael, when you hit the ball good, catch the ball good, commentate the ball good. That’s a hall of fame player right there. He’s going up there looking to make an impact.
After enduring him doing color commentary I can hear this sentence clear as day