I know nothing about basketball, but I like making fun of my friend that likes basketball. One of my favorite jokes is somehow inserting things about how Lebron is the best player of all time, since he says it’s Michael Jordan.

For his birthday I thought it’d be funny and personal if I got him something that a Celtics fan would hate! Maybe some arch-nemesis, or a season that went really bad, but I really don’t know, anything goes. I want it to be as stupid as possible! Maybe print something on a t-shirt etc.

Any ideas would be welcome :)

BostonVagrant617

27 | a day ago

Playoff tickets

Mbanicek64

10 | a day ago

That’d show him.

gameralex444

12 | a day ago

If you could find a Kyrie Irving jersey/shirt, that might be fun. If he’s relatively old-school, the Lakers are the ultimate rivals so anything Lakers-related. Others might have better answers, but hope you have fun with whatever you choose!

TheWolfRevenge

2 | a day ago

Thanks you! What’s special about Kyrie?

lanciii | Tommy Point

6 | a day ago

The tl;dr is something along these lines:

He said publicly he would re-sign with the Celtics only to leave for nothing a year later. He acted like he wanted to be a leader here, only to point fingers and criticize the younger talent and jump ship first chance he got. Then followed that up by stomping and wiping his foot on Lucky. https://youtube.com/shorts/CcPbVMhXyGo?si=1wO9_2tsfMlS5GAH

Made it all the more sweet to knock his ass out of the finals in 2024. And sweeping the KD & Kyrie Nets in 2022.

TheWolfRevenge

2 | a day ago

Thank you!

Woof-Good_Doggo

2 | 20 hours ago

A perfect package would be an “autographed” picture of Kyrie, and a LeBron Lakers jersey. Just ultimate.

Embarrassed_War_6779

2 | a day ago

He’s one of the most hated sports figures in Boston.

VerdammtesAutomat | Gamer Hayward

10 | a day ago

Get him a framed picture of Paul Pierce in the wheelchair.

slimcullen

1 | a day ago

Before or after he shit himself haha

VerdammtesAutomat | Gamer Hayward

2 | a day ago

Doesn’t matter so long as he has that kinda shameful look on his face

champagnesupernova10 | Marcus Smart's Green Hair

5 | a day ago

Get him a Marcus Smart Lakers jersey. I know I’d hate it.

UTgeoff |

2 | a day ago

This or a LeBron Lakers jersey. Since you have that connection it would be doubly insulting. Bonus for you, he may not accept it and you get a LeBron jersey.

Woof-Good_Doggo

1 | 20 hours ago

Oh, I *really* like this. Perfect smack talk, really.

dbinnunE3

3 | a day ago

LeBron

Kyrie

Lakers

Heat

lanciii | Tommy Point

1 | a day ago

This plus Philly. Hell, throw in the Knicks as well.

Boomshakalaka89

3 | a day ago

Magic Johnson was Larry Bird’s biggest rival of the time. If you got him something Magic Johnson it would be a ribbing but also not a crappy gift

Minimum_Boat6028

2 | a day ago

Wally Szczerbiak jersey

slimcullen

1 | a day ago

I got one from Bob’s on clearance lol

slimcullen

2 | a day ago

He would hate a signed Larry Bird Jersey.

genro_21

1 | 21 hours ago

98-99 Rick Pitino NBA Coach Card

justbrowsing987654 | White, Jrue, JB, JT, Porzingis, & Big Al

2 | 20 hours ago

Kyrie, LeBron, Kobe, Laimbeer anything

Tomatersauce

2 | 18 hours ago

A lakers Marcus Smart jersey

RobMV03 | THE TRUTH

2 | 16 hours ago

Depends on if he likes Kornet (almost everyone loves Kornet), but a Celtics Kournet tee/jersey would be great because he left the Celtics to go to the Spurs, but almost no one holds it against him because he was great for us and earned that money, but we couldn’t afford to pay him. It would be a “salt in the wound” kind of gift.

This shirt would be amazing because it’s pretty cheap and it’s also funny (Kornet is doing his signature “Kornet Kontest” move here where he jumps straight up like an idiot even though he’s ten feet away from a shooter in an attempt to mess up his shot. ) https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/63304835-luke-kornet?countrycode=US&utm_source=google&utm_medium=shopping&utm_campaign=%5BG%5D+%5BG.NAM%5D+%5BL.ENG%5D+%5BGEN%5D+%5BC.TShirts%5D+%5BPLF%5D&utm_id=notset&utm_content=boston+celtics&ar_clx=yes&ar_channel=google&ar_campaign=12691055905&ar_adgroup=118833372165&ar_ad=PRODUCT_GROUP&ar_strategy=search&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=%5BG%5D+%5BG.USA%5D+%5BL.ENG%5D+%5BGEN%5D+%5BC.TShirts_Top%5D+%5BPLA%5D&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=12691055905&gclid=CjwKCAiA7LzLBhAgEiwAjMWzCI0QIqLu_vLPLeULEzx3gTj-UJax0ZIlVFrNZRZPJfe1uZS5PluuAxoCAXsQAvD_BwE#339P63304835D1V

ovr_ndr_70

1 | 15 hours ago

The best player of all time is Bill Russell. Get him a a number 6 jersey !

the_spinetingler | Parish Punching Laimbeer

1 | 12 hours ago

this print, enlarged and framed

https://preview.redd.it/pq6ac1hp4meg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=5775c916c596a35669cfaf59947fd1ad9c2f2b8d

Birthday present to get my friend that likes the Celtics as banter/to make fun of him?