Jokic’s lone departing message for MPJ before he left the Nuggets group chat
Jokic generational at knowing his personnel
He’s really good at helping guys finish
He’s like a QB who protects his receivers. Or givers in this case.
Jokic at QB would’ve been generational, absolute statue but completely immovable with perfect accuracy
Takes 2 or 3 guys to knock that statue down.
Even knows his teammates personnel
Shiii forward this msg to Ant
Send da rubbers
oh hell naw
cant rawdog dis
You can’t just not bring a kid into da world
Look how cute tho
man u cant force a protected sex in da world
And Zion
Nah. Isn’t Zion mostly into menopause porn stars? Or was it just the one?
Ant and Jokic doing a podcast together would be a lot of unintentional comedy lol
Na put them in one of those escape rooms together.
Too late
Jokic’s vision is unmatched
Legendary KYP.
Assists on and off the court
Wild that Jokic told him to sit on a lemon
What does this mean?
Ancient Serbian treatment for hemorrhoids
So you slice the lemon first?
No, after.
Hol up
What’s the Serbian word for marinated?
Sometimes we serve green lemons. Is that where they come from?
you guys’ lemons aren’t green?
I thought this was r/nbacirclejerk at first
Being part of a text message thread with Joker probably isn’t much different.
He is the Joker
in this case he wasnt joking
I don’t know, maybe Jokić has some secret baby mamas back in the old country, you never know
He’s probably breeding some mares, with the permission of his wife.
He’s trying to out-breed the Serbs.
I’m dying
With that clip that came out of Jokic at the indoor play cafe with his Daughter it makes sense. He doesnt want MPJ chasing around a kid with all his back injuries. /s
Can you imagine how your back would feel being like 7 feet tall with a kid, damn
I hope that he took Joker’s advice.
He’s settling down with Ice Spice so I’m going to assume that’s a no.
Ngl, this does improve Jokic’s GOAT case.
Bro assisting off the court as well
MPJ does not disappoint
Lmao
Broo lmao 🤣 Ant better get a vasectomy cus he prolly never wore a condom on his life
Not sure why a lot of these guys don’t do that
Especially the ones that clearly don’t want to be a family man at least for now
I’ve never had sex, but I heard it doesn’t feel the same with one on
Sorry I meant the vasectomy lol but yeah they should be wearing a condom at minimum considering most are just sleeping around and not with one woman regularly
While vasectomy can sometimes be reversed they shouldn’t be thought of as reversible
Freeze your sperm.
Also they need to bring hot sauce. Never forget that.
Depends on the condoms. Okamoto 004s feel very close to not wearing one. Highly recommend them
It feels the same.
edit: this was in response to vasectomy not condom
Lmao nah still aight though
nah. those super thin ones feel close to it tho.
Those .004mm or thinner Japanese ones always felt like they broke and I was raw dogging but nope, still doing their work. They’re more expensive but holy shit it’s the way when you’re in unknown territory.
Absolutely fucking not lmao
Largely doesnt, hence why some condoms are made thin so you can feel it, but well, also need to factor your sensitivity in this regard.
Either way the loss of feeling is minimal compared to the risks of not wearing one, for those who read this do not use the loss of feel as an excuse, STD’s are a thing and if you aint up to raise a kid dont bring one.
Either wrap your shots up or cut up.
The good thing about dating trans girls, Mike, is they can’t get pregnant 👀
Not yet, also NBA players have access to the highest tier of trans thots, im sure some of them can even get pregg.
Jokic sees the play unfolding 5 moves ahead
Lol, he knew
Bro I fucking love Jokic so much
Well? Are you wrapping it up?
Now I get why Jokic always looks a bit distracted when he plays at MSG.
Spike Lee king of the baddies
MPJ in his Steve Rodgers voice: “No, no I don’t think I will”
THAT’S leadership!
Well did he listen?
“its the nature of the sport”
Something about his voice reminds me of charles barkley
wrap it up. Good clean advice
Michael… if you want to make love, wear a glove
If you want to have sex, wear some latex
Jokic always making the right play on and off the court 🙏
Jokic giving assists outside the game too
Especially for the ones that follow Andrew Tate
Bet the under when Jokic in New York
Does that imply they rawdawg in Denver?
He gon text again when ice spice get pregnant lol
I thought Jokic was saying “wrap up the goodbye.” I was not expecting that lol. It’s out of character.
I find
Mike’s questionable bball iq always drove Jokic up a wall so he was probably happy to see him leave. not like Jamal, who Joker loves (almost) as much as one of his Arabians. he would be devastated if Jamal was ever traded
Why are you writing Jokic fanfiction?
why are you acting like I don’t closely follow this team and didn’t watch nearly 100% of the games of the Jokic era? go watch Detlef Schrempf highlights in 144p and don’t mind fans of existing teams
lmao
He even gave him assist before leaving
“Wrap it up out there in NYC.”
That was the message
Dickic.
Jokic playing chess, seeing moves ahead before MPJ realizes what’s to come.
Jokic Greatest Ball IQ of All Time
Michael “taking every single shot imaginable” Porter Jr